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 Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:58 am
And that was the day, that a yaoi fangirl was born from what once was a shy and nice girl.
Right after doing Byakugan, she saw everything. And I mean... eeeeverything. She gasped, hand to her mouth upon seeing this act of man love going on, but suddenly got a nosebleed and her eyes started to sparkle with love for what was happeneing before her eyes.
"Hinata? What's wrong?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:10 am
A flabbergasted girl let out a squeak and spun around. A familiar pink-haired girl tilted her head to one side in curiousity. Apparently, she also was wandering around and heard odd sounds.
"I-It's nothing! Nothing at all! I-I was merely w-watchin- NO! I-I wasn't w-watching... I-I...." The dark-haired girl stuttered in attempt to explain what she was doing, but failed to do so. Unknowing what else to do, she ran for it... Ran until out of sight.
"Okay...."
((I'm starting to run out of ideas... and randomness... =/))
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:21 pm
Sakura continued to watch the oh so delicious man sex a few feet away.
"Where's my camera...oh here it is! I'm gonna make SO much money out of this!" She grinned evily and taped the scrumpcious man sex.
....
"NOT AGAIN" cried a flustered blond.
"You didn't complain when you were riding on me dobe," smirked an impassive raven.
"Screw you!"
"Sure, I'll be uke for once but if i grind this time," replied Sasuke.
Naruto was dumbfounded and...gave into temptation twisted
......20 hours of continous a** rapage with kinky toys twisted
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:31 pm
now of to the scarecrow and dolphine....
"IRUKA!"
"NO! HELL NO!"
"Why not?," cooed Kakashi.
...
"NOOOOOOOOO."
"But-"
"Why don't you wear the maid outfit?" demanded the flustered Iruka.
"But you'll look better in it then me."
"Not good enough."
"Fine," goes off into a little corner and goes into emo mode.
"Fine! But you have to get into that sexy playboy bunny suit and bring the toys."
"YAY!"
Kakashi glomps Iruka and the real fun begins. >83
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:44 pm
Naruto was suddenly snapped up straight, and said "For some odd reason I suddenly feel like visiting Iruka... probrobly not beacuse some fangirl is making me just to torture Iruka. Nope." and started to walk off for his former sensei's house.
Bursting in through the front foor wiouth knocking, he yelled out "IRUKA SENSE-" but cut himself off, seeing Iruka in a maid costume in a very suggestive position with a playboy bunny Kakashi on top of him.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:40 pm
Sasuke tagged along after Naruto, but slightly slower since his a** was stinging from..... uke-ing.
"Dammit Naruto. Why do you have to just randomly stop and run over her-" The huffed up boy turned his head towards the scene with his two teachers. "What the f-?"
"Gah! N-Naruto! S-Sasuke!" The flustered maid pushed his playboy bunny off of him and pulled down his dress. "I-It's not- He was just-"
"C'mon... Iruka... It's fine. We're gay. They're gay. It's all good." The collected playboy ruffled his hair. "Naruto, Sasuke. Why don't you two just leave us alone for awhile." He tossed an "item" at Naruto. "Don't forget to use protection."
At with that, he slammed the door and continued his a** rapage.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:24 am
Dumbfounded, Sasuke and Naruto began walking back to the Uchiha compound. Unfortunately for them, people were giving them looks because of the 'item' they were holding. Sasuke noticed their looks and threw the package at someone's face. Sasuke and Naruto continued their way to the estate when they saw very elaborate, eye catching fliers. "HOT SCRUMPCIOUS CAUGT ON TAPE MAN-SEX! ONLY $24.95 IF U BUY IT NOW! SEE TWO OF THE MOST HOT, SMEXY, POWERFULEST JOUNINS MAKE HOT LOVE FOR A LOW PRICE!"
"Oh s**t...."
"...."
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:02 pm
((Sorry. I would have updated earlier, but I was stumped on something to type about.))
"Sh-Should we-?" The blonde uke started while blushing.
"N-No way! Don't even think about it!" The dark-haired seme shook his head violently. But then he glanced down at the fine print which stated:
*Free bondage gear for the first 50 customers. If not satisfied with tape, your money back guaranteed and keep the bondage gear as a gift from us."
He turned to Naruto who was staring back at him with a slightly tilted head. "Neh?"
Without taking any more time to think, he grab the uke's hand and rushed toward the destination of the flier.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:05 am
elsewhere....
Neji was spazzed out. He had the most incredible man-sex of all time with the most sexy red-head he has ever seen. Neji was actually smiling, but as he was walking down main street...every women (and gay guys) were staring at him. Neji started to get uncomfortable, but he made sure that the emotion would not mar his face. He noticed that they were whispering to each other, mumbling something about hot, sexy, and something about man-sex. Neji shook his head, must be his imagination...But he was captured by a flyer.
"HOT SCRUMPCIOUS CAUGT ON TAPE MAN-SEX! ONLY $24.95 IF U BUY IT NOW! SEE TWO OF THE MOST HOT, SMEXY, POWERFULEST JOUNINS MAKE HOT LOVE FOR A LOW PRICE!"
"..."
'This is just a wierd councidence. Yes that's it. Oh hell, i must find gaara.'
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:34 pm
Meanwhile....
Sasuke craned his neck to see past the crowd in front of him. Apparently, they had not come soon enough.
"Damn... I want that bondage gear..." The seme grumbled.
"But... don't we have enough bondage gear at home, Sasuke?" The innocent blond tilted his head to one side again. Sasuke could not help but blush lightly.
"We can never have enough bondage gear! And this is free with a video tape! We can get some nice yaoi tactics." The sly seme smirked and slowly nipped at the uke's neck. "Why are you complaining? You like when I....." Sasuke discreetly leaned in and whispered something so crude that Naruto immediately shoved the hentai off him.
"N-No, I don't! That's dirty, Sasuke! You're a dirty pervert!" He huffed.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:35 pm
The raven-haired seme ignored the ranting blond. As he looked around, he saw something that truly intrigued him. "Hey Naru-chan, isn't that Kakashi and Iruka-sensei?"
"Iruka?" asked the innocent blond.
The said blond looked where his lover was looking at. Naruto was shocked seeing Kakashi groping his favorite sensei, and his sensei not liking to be groped. "Kakak~shi!"
Sasuke was taken aback when he witnessed his blond uke radiate with a killer aura. "Oh s**t..."
Yes.
"That hentai...need to kill or he'll..."
With that said Naruto was gone, leaving an aghast Sasuke by himself.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:53 am
"Kakashi-sensei!" The glaring blonde shouted causing a few people to turn and stare.
The gray-headed teacher looked down slightly to see his student angrily pouting. "Oh. Hi Naruto. Did you two take my advice-" Kakashi was cut off by a forceful shove from the angered blonde.
"Don't touch Iruka-sensei in that way!" Naruto warned in a stern tone.
Sasuke tried shoving people out of the way to reach his uke. After hearing Naruto's statement, he felt somewhat jealous of his former teacher.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:07 pm
"NARUTO! BEHAVE YOURSELF!" exclaimed a flustered Iruka.
"But-"
"No buts Naruto! Not only have you insulted me and Kakshi-sensei, you have caused a scene!"
"But I saw Kakashi doing naughty things to you and you seemed not to like it!"
"Me and Kakashi have been going out for a while now. I like him groping me but not in public. So..."
"Sorry Kakashi_sensei. I'm sorry Iruka-sensei," said Naruto, obviously embarresed.
"It's okay Naruto. I forgive you," replied Kakashi.
"But if you hurt Iruka in any way, I'll cut off your balls and play tennis with them. So have a good time watching gay born. Ja ne!"
...
Awkward silence insued as the blond genin decided to return to his ravened-haired lover. "Should i be scared," asked Kakashi.
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