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 Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:03 am
" there, there now homestar. everybody thinks i'm a broom" Marzipan
"your not a broom?" homestar
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:30 am
Hey, I already said that one..
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:19 am
Men, care not to make a woman weep, for God counts her tears
-President Thomas S. Monson
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:31 am
(This might sound blasphemous, but it was HILARIOUS when I heard it for the first time...)
"That's not thunder!! That's God farting!!" - best friend
(And then here's another version of the same thing...)
"It's the passing of Heavenly gasses!!" - roommate's boyfriend/fiance
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:56 pm
when i married him i knew i would be second to God. and i didn't mind
-guess who... (i just heard this in seminary today)
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:07 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:15 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:51 pm
Oh duh.. I should've known that one.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:49 pm
" And we will be the awesome Karte people with are awesome karate tee shirts
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:03 pm
Samantha_Grey Men, care not to make a woman weep, for God counts her tears -President Thomas S. Monson Well said! ^ ^
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:08 pm
Harls Samantha_Grey Men, care not to make a woman weep, for God counts her tears -President Thomas S. Monson Well said! ^ ^ Thanks, I kept thinking about it when I was contemplating my relationship with my boyfriend.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:21 pm
funtoys i like cheese... (sorry mine) uh... well i guess this is a roundabout way of saying this, but i... hate.... sourkrout! -weird al Weird Al rocks. cool "Pleasure is no substitute for happiness" "Women dressed immodestly are pornagraphy" I suppose that could apply to guys too.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:20 am
When you're down to nothing, God's up to something. wink
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:00 am
" I think the whole world should star moisturaizing there skin"
~ My freind Nicole
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:37 pm
Friend: Elven what did you do to yourself?
Me: I didn't do this to myself! Someone did this to me!
(ten seconds later)
Friend: Elven what the - is happening? What did you do?
Me: *smiles amusedly at her friends surprised disbelieveing look* I didn't do this someone did it to me
Friend: Who? Tell me i'll go hunt them down.
Me: No don't do that she didn't mean to it was an accedent.
Friend: I'm going to kill you
Me: *looks scared* why?
Freind: Because now I have to go to jujitsu alone!!!! scream
Me: *laughs so hard she falls*
- Most of my friends when they saw I was on crutches today
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