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 Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:21 pm
Because we get bored.
Q: Why do we wear clothes?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:21 pm
because they're too stupid to live why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:21 pm
they love life too much
what if you were made of chocolate?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:26 pm
Z_Evil what if you were made of chocolate? you would know willy wonka. is that a dead bird flying?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:42 pm
No it's just a rat
Wait, can rats fly?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:46 pm
Course not. That's for fish.
Q: Who would win, Penguin or Rabbit?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:51 pm
penbit
thats it, fire the catapaults?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:54 pm
No, try the trebuchets.
Who am I? Where am I?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:55 pm
You and here.
Q: Why do I look funny?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:57 pm
Because you are funny.
Why don't I look funny?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:57 pm
Because everyone else is funny.
What makes the world go 'round?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:57 pm
cause I laugh
can I have ice cream?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:58 pm
No, but here's some Poptarts.
Why do we eat them?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:59 pm
Cause they're yummy.
Q: Why does grass taste bad?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:02 pm
'Cuz you're not a horse.
Q: What happens when you push the little red button?
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