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Fortunately, that seemed to do the trick, Leo slowly returning to normal... and then pinning Christa down as they continued their little make-out session, which slowly got more heated.

However, all their attacks did nothing, instead enraging Darkdramon even further. Eventually, LoaderLiomon let out a roar of "ENOUGH!", rushing at Darkdramon even as he began glowing. "LOADERLIOMON, DIGIVOLVE TO... BANCHOLEOMON! FLASH BANTYO PUNCH!"
Darkdramon soon found himself embedded in a nearby wall with BanchoLeomon's sword against his throat as the Mega punched him repeatedly, and began blinking slowly as he returned to normal... only to let out a grunt of pain as BanchoLeomon, after some thought, gave the now-back-to-normal Darkdramon one last punch to the gut. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR, MAGGOT!" Darkdramon roared out, obviously pissed.
"Well, when else am I gonna get a free shot?" BantyoLeomon shot back with a smirk.
"THAT'S IT, MAGGOT, YOU'RE DEAD!" The two of them then resumed fighting once more... except this time it was in the form of a cartoon-esque brawl, complete with a rolling dust cloud with the occasional limb or head popping out, comedic sound effects, and insults about the other guy's mother - in other words, what the two of them usually did.

FanBeemon blinked owlishly, the glazed look in his eyes clearing slightly as he turned to Evelyn. "I'm sorry, what did you say? I was a little busy imagining what it'd be like to tap that a**."
Cue sweatdrops all around before Androwomon punted him into a wall. "Yeah... you just lost your ogling privileges for today."
"Awww... but I liked ogling..." FanBeemon wheezed out, twitching in the wall indent he'd made.
"Keep it up and your speaking privileges are next, dumbass."

(It wasn't the helping-him bit Darkdramon got pissed at... just the punch BantyoLeomon gave him AFTER he was done being helped. xd )

"I'll consider it," was Androwomon's blunt reply. She watched FanBeemon struggle with trying to get out of the indent in the wall, then sighed and yanked him out, the bee ending up buried in her rather large bosom, much to her embarrassment.

Leo answered her moan by making out with her even more roughly, his urge to kill being replaced by, ah, other desires.

Darkdramon and BantyoLeomon just kept brawling. LunarRabbitmon, meanwhile, blinked as an egg rolled out of the room his parents had entered, de-digivolving back to Lapinmon and picking it up with interest. "Huh... twins," he mumbled to himself, listening to the dreams of the two baby Digimon within. "Interesting dreams, too," he added, noting how one of his unhatched siblings was dreaming of lazing around in a land of darkness while the other dreamt of running around in a land of bright lights and shiny objects - a rather stark contrast.

"It rolled out of Mom and Dad's room," Lapinmon answered matter-of-factly, setting it back down gently and staring at it with interest. "I think it's twins."
BlackGigimon just so happened to poke his head out of the room and blinked. "Hate to break it to you, love, but there is a Digi-egg - from the look of things, it just happened to roll out of the room."

"No, really?" Sparky quipped to Kudamon dryly, watching as a heavily embarrassed and red-faced Androwomon slammed FanBeemon into the floor.

"Probably," Leo agreed, though he made no move to get off of Christa, obviously enjoying their current position.

"Yep; we better get to rubbing, huh?" He began rubbing the Digi-egg carefully.
"Rubbing?" Shadow asked as he and Sandra exited the room they'd been in, now awake and fully clothed.
"Yeah, it helps the Digi-egg hatch quicker," Lapinmon explained as he kept rubbing his new siblings' egg. "Somethin' to do with body warmth or something, I think."
BlackGigimon watched with amusement as the little guy just kept rubbing the egg as if it were a genie's lamp.

Fortunately, FanBeemon managed to extricate himself from the resulting indent himself this time, though he still twitched a little in pain. "I hurt... everywhere..."
Androwomon just rolled her eyes, still blushing slightly. "Suck it up, ya big baby."

(Gyarados, huh? What game version?)

Shadow glanced over at BlackGigimon. "You going to help them?"
"Nah; from the look of things, I wouldn't be able to fit myself in there, and I have a reputation as a badass to maintain anyway."
After about five minutes or so of rubbing, the egg hatched, causing even BanchoLeomon and Darkdramon to pause and watch with interest. There was a burst of light, just as there was with all Digi-eggs - unlike other Digi-eggs, however, this particular burst of light was half black and half white. A moment later, the light faded, revealing two near-identical digimon, the only difference between them being that one of them was black-furred and the other white-furred.
"BlackPunimon?" The black one blinked lazily, looking around with interest before falling asleep on the spot, actually purring as it did so.
"WhitePunimon!" BlackPunimon's twin brother, in contrast, began hopping around all over the place and sniffing everyone's butts like a puppy on a sugar rush, yipping and barking every so often.
"...Well, I think it's safe to say that BlackPunimon's probably going to Digivolve into some sort of feline, while WhitePunimon's going to Digivolve into some form of canine," Shadow noted with amusement, watching as WhitePunimon growled playfully at his pant leg and latched onto it with his teeth. "I'm still not quite sure how a rabbit mating with a dragon resulted in a cat and a dog, though."
"Actually, I'm pretty sure they think of themselves as more along the lines of lion and wolf," Lapinmon corrected helpfully before starting to play happily with his puppy-like brother, running all over the place in some obscure tag/hide-and-seek hybrid game.
"That's still a fire-breathing lizard and a bunny giving birth to a big cat and a canine predator," was the dry reply.
"I take offense to the lizard comment, but I see your point," BlackGigimon replied just as dryly. "Still, if WhitePunimon's going to digivolve to a wolf Digimon, that makes some sense, at least - from what I understand, wolves are generally seen as heavily connected to the moon, and Dianamon is similarly associated with the moon. As for BlackPunimon, I'm getting the definite impression that he's even more heavily aligned with darkness than I am. It doesn't really seem like a bad darkness, though - more a morally-gray sort of darkness, if that makes any sense."

"Do we have to?" Leo whined slightly, nipping at Christa's earlobe.

Once everyone had calmed down, Androwomon glanced over at FanBeemon, still blushing slightly, then looked at the Inventor's Gloves Sparky was wearing... and then grabbed them both by their earlobes (or in FanBeemon's case, antenna), saying, "'Scuse us a sec, I need to borrow the perv and the tech geek for a moment," and dragging them off, the army of Guardromon watching silently.

(Huh... I haven't gotten a Sylveon in either game yet, mostly because I haven't tried.)

WhitePunimon yipped happily, giving off the definite impression that he would be wagging its tail if he had one; as it was, he settled for licking his mother's face vigorously.
BlackPunimon, on the other hand, opened one eye sleepily to see why the floor was all furry now, then nipped playfully at the hair-thing on Lunamon's head before going back to sleep.

Leo grinned at that before starting to make out with her some more.

A few moments later, a very confused Sparky walked back over to Evelyn. "She had me alter some of her data a bit, then dragged FanBeemon off to an empty room... I'm not sure what that was about."

"I think it was a bit of the internal coding around... this area, maybe?" Sparky answered uncertainly, motioning to where the womb would be on a female human, still completely oblivious. "She didn't really tell me what I was doing, she just told me how to edit the code." Then loud moans started coming from the room Androwomon had dragged FanBeemon into, coupled with exclamations of delight from a certain perverted bee.

Leo's hands then started wandering again, the kiss deepening. (To PMs... again?)

BlackGuilmon (he had re-Digivolved alongside Lunamon) blinked as he was handed the small white blob, he and his son staring at each other, one with curiosity, the other with a mixture of bafflement and wariness, as if not quite sure what to do here. "Er... hi?" he greeted the little guy uncertainly.
WhitePunimon yipped happily before starting to lick his dad's face vigorously, ignoring BlackGuilmon's yelps and shouts of protest.
BlackPunimon opened one eye once more to investigate the noise, obviously getting cranky that his nap kept getting interrupted