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 Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:37 pm
*swinging back and forth rapidly* Everybody loves a pinata a pinata! I'm gonna be a pinata a pinata! Boo-yaka booyaka! ALALALALALALALA
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:42 pm
Singsaith *swinging back and forth rapidly* Everybody loves a pinata a pinata! I'm gonna be a pinata a pinata! Boo-yaka booyaka! ALALALALALALALA I sure do love pinatas!!! *smacks Sing* I wanna my prize!
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:44 pm
Fine! Come here! I'll whisper it to you...
*I.K. moves closer*
...*takes a deep breath*... GET ME DOWN FROM HERE BEFORE I GET TOO HIGH OF A SUGAR RUSH I BLOW THE VATICAN!
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:49 pm
Singsaith Fine! Come here! I'll whisper it to you... *I.K. moves closer* ...*takes a deep breath*... GET ME DOWN FROM HERE BEFORE I GET TOO HIGH OF A SUGAR RUSH I BLOW THE VATICAN! *rubs ears* I'm aseist, so I don't care! *hits Sing again*
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:50 pm
Hyper... hyper...
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*few miles away on a farm*...
Bob: Hey... Bill... lookie there.
Bill: *sees the Vatican blow up* Looks like them there Vatican blew up.
Bob: Yessire...
Bill:...went kaboom, ya hear...
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:56 pm
Singsaith Hyper... hyper... ----------------- *few miles away on a farm*... Bob: Hey... Bill... lookie there. Bill: *sees the Vatican blow up* Looks like them there Vatican blew up. Bob: Yessire... Bill:...went kaboom, ya hear... *nods to flash as he drops the barrier and goes back to where ever he came from* Well... there goes the pope joint... I'm going to Mcd's.
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:27 pm
*comes out of blasted rubble*... HYPER!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:20 am
Kyarorain: *sitting in smashed helicopter with slushie all over her in disbelief* SINGSAITH!!! scream I'll get you for ruining my plushie... oh, and blowing up Garet! *grabs bazooka and leaps out of window, going to find Singsaith*
Daruki: I better find a new helicopter to steal somewhere... stare
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:09 am
Bouncy! Moo! Bouncy! Moo! Moo chicken!
Chicken: Bugock!
MOO! *missle from Kyaro hits a few yards from him making him fly* Frequent Flier Miles! Yes! *lands hard* Owwie...
*sees Kyarorain drenched in slushie*.... HAHAHAHAH! You got slushie on you! *sees bazooka* Yay! Blow up stuff! *runs*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:53 am
Hmm... nah, I'm too lazy *pulls out deckchair, lies on it and sunbathes*
*A million Roman Catholics come up, wanting to know who blew the Vatican up*
It was HIM! *points at the running Singsaith* ninja *watches the angry Catholics chasing after Singsaith*
Garet: *climbs out from underneath pile of rubber and screams* I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:40 am
crying *crying while running* I knew ONE DAY I'd piss off the entire religion! I KNEW IT!
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:02 pm
*munches quietly on popcorn while watching the show in my Mystic BubbleTM*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:13 pm
*crappy background music plays*
This is Nicarub Reporting for the DOTGS news.
It was announced earlier today that the Vatican was blown up, but
the papacy has just made an announcement.
Garet: I hereby grant Pardon and Peace to all those who torture this
criminal...and for the love of god will someone bring me that shirt!!!!!
This was Nicarub Reporting for the DOTGS news.
*crappy background plays again* biggrin
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:38 pm
Daruki: *Is now in a new chopper with "Swiss Army" written on it* *stares at mini-screen with Nicarub's latest report and then looks out*
Location: Rome, Castel San Angelo.
Time: 5.24.36 PM, Monday March 21 2005
Chopper Status: Normal
Fire powered engines: 100% Efficiencity
Papal radio and news TV: On
Haha... Swiss Army choppers, despite being old and catholic, does have the latest technologies....
*Taps expertly on a few buttons*
Projectile: Tranquilizer/6000TM, loaded.
Succes percentage: 2000%
Hook: Positionning... Ready. Will lauch and grab at signal.
Net: Ready to use in emergency.
*Looks very carefully into the Target Binocular*
Target: Hopping man with black shirt
Beep beep; *Targeting Small square locks on Singsaith on screen*
Operation NOKAWTSING 1.0. All operations set.
*Narrow eyes and aims VERY carefully*
Target locked. *Square on Sing flashes red, twice*
*Presses on button*
FIRE!~
*Projectile flies out*
NOW!~ *Presses on another button, the hook is let go, aiming at Sing's collar*
CRACK!~ Hook attached succesfully to target. Pulling activated.
*Sing gets dragged upwards*
Garet: *Is now here* GET THAT MAN!~
Swiss Army Commander: GIVE THE CHOPPER BACK!~
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:53 pm
*crappy background music plays*
This is Nicarub Reporting for the DOTGS news.
It was announced earlier today that the Vatican was blown up. Earlier
the papacy made an announcement.
Garet: I hereby grant Pardon and Peace to all those who torture this
criminal...and for the love of god will someone bring me that shirt!!!!!
Now one of 47 classified helicopters has been stolen along with the pope.
Swiss Army Security: We will neither deny nor accept that the pope is in the helicopter, but it has fired a Tranquilizer/6000TM at the suspect who was being chased by an angry group of catholics.
We now bring you coverage from the scene from Kyarorain.
Kyarorain: This is the scene thus far where the pope has been yelling from the helicopter "Give me the stupid shirt!!" repeatedly. We now have conformation that the pilot of the chopper is in fact Daruki the master negotiator for the Canadian Embassy. When the madness end no one will know for sure.
Thank you Kyarorain.
This was Nicarub Reporting for the DOTGS news.
*crappy background plays again* smile
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