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poke mattix rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-16)
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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:31 am
Ugh, why was his chest so heavy?! In trying to attack the monster, he was having problems trying to aim his sword with the added weight, and ended up falling over from over balancing.
HP: 40
Damage: miss
Charge: 0/3
Boss HP: 93
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poke mattix rolled 1 100-sided dice:
59
Total: 59 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:35 am
Ahh! Allan was back, And Jacy was able to open up and blabber his kokoro out
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:36 am
While trying to shove Allan off her, and succeeding apparently, Candace got yet another watermelon to the chest.
She whimpered with pain. Candace was so going out and ordering a ******** crate of watermelons to bring back to Deus and let everyone smash and destroy later with some leave time.
Owwwwwwwwwwww.
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poke mattix rolled 1 100-sided dice:
21
Total: 21 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:37 am
"HELP ME ALLAN! SOMEONE HELP ME I'M BLIND!"
And for once, it appeared normal for Jacy to scream like a b***h. Becuase he was one. Somewhat
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
54
Total: 54 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:39 am
Apparently Allan didn't think Candace quite got the message. The Sun lead was back.
:T
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poke mattix rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:40 am
Again, his gazoongas made for poor sword fighting
...gazoongas
At least he was entertaining his weapon, whom was repeating the word over and over again, and how much he wanted to make out with him at this moment.
Sad face forever.
HP: 40
Damage: miss
Charge: 0/3
Boss HP: 93
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
40
Total: 40 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:41 am
While once again trying to get Allan away from her, yet another pumpkin exploded by her. She was covered in yet more watermelon.
This was going to be so sticky and gross later auuuuuuuuuuugh!
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:42 am
Candace hated these boobs.
She hated this beach.
She hated these watermelons.
But most of all?
Candace hated that she couldn't seem to touch this stupid thing.
HP: 50/50
Damage done: fml I never want to see another d100 ever again
Charge: 0/3; 0/2 spent
Boss HP: 93
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poke mattix rolled 1 100-sided dice:
82
Total: 82 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:43 am
....No, no watermelons around to hamper his progress
Just the ones he possessed.
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poke mattix rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 5
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:44 am
"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND MEEE" Jacy cried, and swung his sword in a proper arc this time. It cut through the monster, and even a few watermellons too.
Now he just wanted to hide in his dorm, eat ice cream and watch Bridget Jones diary
HP: 40
Damage: 6
Charge: 1/3
Boss HP: 87
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
61
Total: 61 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:45 am
While trying to recover from yet another embarrassing miss, Candace unexpectedly stepped on a piece of melon. She slid, stumbled, but caught herself without falling...yet..
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:46 am
Marcus wanted to hit things. Sadly the world whispered no and Marcus was hit.
It the tit.
He would like to say he didn't go down but he did.
Whimpering.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 8
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:47 am
There it is. She fell on her face.
She didn't really want to get up but she did anyway. Candace wanted to cry even more now, but sheer willpower was what stopped her from doing so. She refused. REFUSED! She'd been crying constantly for like two months almost every ******** day.
She was so done crying.
But a pint of ice cream and a cry into her pillow to sad music sounded pretty fantastic right now.
HP: 50/50
Damage done: I hate these dice
Charge: 0/3; 0/2 spent
Boss HP: 87
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
88
Total: 88 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:51 am
This monster was not going to win. Candace was going to kick its a**.
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 2
Total: 6 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:52 am
Just as soon as she could find its a**.
HP: 50/50
Damage done: I hate these dice
Charge: 0/3; 0/2 spent
Boss HP: 87
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