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 Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:35 pm
Still no response!? Why in Jack's name did he even bother kinging over such an awful kingdom? He was going to let them know exactly how terribly they'd messed up this time. All he wanted was a bit of acknowledgement, and after all he did for them, they couldn't even give them that. Shameful.
It was time for a speech.
"It's okay, subjects. I understand. Tonight I have seen your true faces. The classroms are extended trashbots and the trashbots are full of spoiled slime and when the trashbots finally stop working, all of you will drown. In trash and stuff. The accumulated filth of all your FEAR and pumpkinmaking will bubble up about your exposed midriffs and all the snots and knobs will look up and shout 'save us!'...and I'll look down and whisper-"
He stepped in something. Disgusted, he looked down, only to find...
"CAKE." Cake made for a king, even, judging by its deliciously purple hue! Hopping from the table, he snatched up a slice, postponing his ridicule for some sugar.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:36 pm
Barth was about to give Calder a very heated response.
That was before he noticed Christof dragging his mattress across the ballroom floor.
"CHRISTOF," he roared, shouldering Calder aside and making his way towards the igor. He looked as threatening as one can be travelling very slowly with their hair mussed, their shirt off, and their claws tied together with a cravat.
Thorns manifested and withered where he stepped.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:41 pm
Shehk shrieked when Jericho shouted, practically crawling up into the dragon's arms. "Oh jack! We need to get away!" she whined, shivering against him. It was probably a fabulous spectacle to watch the two Student Council members having their panic attack. Whimpers, shouts, yelps, and now Shehk was actually crying.
For real.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:43 pm
It was staring at him. He could see it. And Jericho just couldn't look away.
"STOP LOOKING AT ME!" he shouted at it before trying to crawl further back. This was rather hard to do with a Pricolici practically climbing onto him.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:47 pm
"Jerichoweneedtorun..." Shehk whispered, "Whereisasafeplacetorun?"
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:50 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:50 pm
It was in that shining moment that Israfel appeared.
And took a picture of Shehk hanging all off on Jericho.
"DESTINY" He whispered before looking for other shipping pairs.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:53 pm
Christof froze in his tracks.
It was not for long, if he stood still long enough he went back to jiggling.
Despite the burning sensation in his hand, he hefted the mattress up and booked it towards the boil's bathroom, only to get wedged in the doorway when the mattress was bigger than said opening.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:55 pm
Calder was waiting for it, when he noticed Barth's attention shoot past his shoulder and he stormed off past him. Flustered, and not wanting to be ignored, Calder spun around and was about to pull on the band of the demon's trousers when he saw the mattress. THEIR mattress!
Calder followed and stood beside Barth. "THAT'S OURS!" He pointed, looking at the mattress and then at Christof, who was lugging it here. If he wanted to get down and dirty with Amrita, he could use his own mattress!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:56 pm
"M-m-my... O-our body. It isn't moving. We're paralyyssssed. It won't stop sssstaring at uusss Shehk," he sputtered out. All of this panicking was not helping his condition. His eyes widened as he stared at the elephant which had now multiplied before him.
It was the source of the voices wasn't it? They were just now showing themselves to him. And now they were going to take him from his home.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:57 pm
Malodore jumped backwards with a curse, ending up pressed against one bathroom wall with a few scalpel-feathers bristling in its grasp. "It... it spoke, our child is so... quick... to lear...n?"
...
No. No. This was incorrect. "Science does not work that way," it proclaimed, after a moment, advancing on the toilet, its tail swishing behind it. "We have not mixed our FEAR! This is not possible! It is an interloper! A pretender to our family! A-"
Whomp.
...
"Christof. That is - whose bed is that."
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:01 pm
The sound of that one word washed out any other worries, or fears, in Riley's mind. Every other thought fled as she reached in, and picked up the tiny pumpkin, holding it up to her shining eyes as something clicked inside of her.
Yes, folks, it was motherhood.
She held back the scream for as long as she could.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:01 pm
Oh no! Jericho was freezing up! Shehk didn't blame him, the Pink Elephants were terrifying, but if he froze here.....
No! She couldn't let that happen!
The pricolici looked at the elephants, then at Jericho, then at the elephants, then at Jericho. They were having a staring contest! How did she break the line of concentration? She had to..she had to..do..what? What did she do? Shehk was near weeping.
"Jericho, don't look at it!" she urged, "Look at something else! Look at me."
Maybe that would make it go away. She wasn't sure.
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