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 Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:41 am
Okay. Lets get this straight. You don't agree to genocide. It's. . .not quite legal.
I'm calling from jail because I brushed my hair.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:01 am
Human teeth for a hairbrush is bound to cause someone's reaction to be less than desirable.
I'm calling from jail because I created a daemon. And I think it's also partly because of how I spell it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:22 am
The Grammar Nazi's are really cracking down on spelling these days aren't they. . .
I'm calling from jail because I fell asleep.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:02 pm
I told you to drink some coffee!
I'm calling from jail because I threw a banana peel on the floor and someone tripped over.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:42 am
I told you- the younger generations don't find slapstick comedy as funny anymore. that, and the spike pit wasn't exactly 'pleasant' for the guy to fall into.
I'm calling from jail because I changed my name to Yakob Yoderschmidt.
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:20 am
I told you Zebrah Fondenhymers was more low key.
I'm calling from jail because I gave Rebecca black the idea for Friday.
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:21 pm
...Unforgivable...
I'm calling from jail because I found out how far the president would go for a Klondike Bar.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:42 am
I am calling from jail for public intoxication and lewd behavior. rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:41 am
 I told you un-originality was a crime worthy of jail time! Drunk in public and lewdness is so "last year". I'm calling from jail because I bit the ears off my chocolate bunny first.
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:28 pm
 nom nom nom... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Tip for next time: Saving the head for last equals more torture for the bunny.
I'm calling from jail because I killed Michael Jackson.
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:45 pm
No, darling. You're in prison because you raised him from the dead. Had you left him alive, you'd be on death row.
I'm calling from jail because people keep thinking I stole their fish. I didn't. All fish belong to me, because I'm adorable. Isn't that the way it works?
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:11 pm
No child, although the fish belong to you, the water belongs to me so technically, everything IN the water is mine to- HEY WHERE'D MY FISH AND CHIPS GO?
I'm call from jail because I read a cake decorating book.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:25 pm
I told you Martha Stewert brain washed people! Even through her cookbooks! That woman is the Dehvehl! At least in jail you'll be safe from her cookware. . . eek I'm calling from jail because I had something in my nose that just wouldn't go away. . .
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:19 am
I told you several times, now- people are not boogers, so they cannot be in your nose! Stop calling your brother a booger!
I'm calling from jail because I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy. Mhm.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:59 am
Everyone knows that when you start something you finish it.
I'm calling from jail because began to sparkle.
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