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 Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:58 pm
Uhh.. My band director in middle didn't actually say anything funny and worth remebering, but he did manage to spit on the flute players everytime he got mad.. It was really gross..... gonk stare
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:53 am
our band director in middle school said something very funny one day.
He pulled over the first chair trombone player and said "This is my little boner!"
i though i was gonna s**t my pants i was laughing so hard
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:12 pm
well this isn't really what the BD SAID, it's more what he DOES, whenever someone gets on his nerves or doesn't listen to him or so on, he throws his glasses at them. he has new glasses that he doesnt like to throw but now he keeps his old ones just so he can throw them, it's awesome!
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:11 pm
Aha, do I ever have a good one. The other day Mr. Harriman wanted the horns to play louder/bigger. So, o yeah we're being video taped for a movie that'll be shown all over Ohio. and he says "I want you to pretend that you just ate a big breakfast and you're going to throw up. Do that into your horn." It was very funny/nasty. Then yesterday Mr. Stevens was telling us about how his great-aunt doesn't like to have less than half a tank of gas, and he wanted the trumpets to be like that... full of gas... haha
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm
Well, one of the funniest things I can remember Mr. Ralph talking about is when he got into an argument with one of the french horn/electric bass players over the structure of an Oh Henry bar. I'm not even kidding. Eventually, they were yelling at each other, and bought one from a vending machine, and cut it in half to settle the dispute. I nearly killed myself laughing.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:35 pm
The principal of our school asked our BD to have us play at football games, and he said "We'll start playing at the football games when the everysingle footballer comes to our concerts." We were all very proud of him...stupid footballers.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:04 am
haha...we were practicing our march show music in band class one day and mr. hooper was just like..you all have to be little exibitionists...and then he paused and added...and i don't mean porn stars...and the band just sat there and let what he said clicked in our heads..looked at each other and started laughing...hooper is very random like that though...haha...he has said very many random things..but i believe that will be the funniest..
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:01 pm
This isn't what he said, but what he did.....My friend Cassidy, she's in color guard, we were outside, and someone was talking and she didn't know who it was....but she yelled, SHUTUP!!!.....well...it was our bd......he walked over to her....she went wide eyed, and he licked his finger and stuck it in her ear!! WET WILLY!!! I can't believe he did that. He's a strict guy. He can be fun,....but most of the time he's really serious.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:09 pm
Mr. Jorden says lots of funny stuff that I don't remember but the last thing he I can remember wasn't exactly funny at the moment. We were doing our last run through of the day and the whole time he had been screaming at us (clarinets) to suport on the triplet thing and when we marched by when the 1st play it cause that's all who have it he screamed "SUPPORT, SECONDS AND THIRDS!" at us cause we weren't playing, cause 2nds don't play there. But this gets better, one of the more opionated clarinets screamed back at him "WE DON'T PLAY THERE!" After the run through and we were circled up he said sorry, he knows we don't have 3rds and didn't know we don't play there.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:35 pm
I have to add something on. My BD was telling a trumpet that he needed to pay attention and then Mr. D backed up and tripped over his podium.. It was so funny.. We all laughed 'cuz he tried to catch himself on his stand and made everything fall off.. we all just sat there laughing.. I actally kinda felt sorry for the little nazi.. Hey he once said he was a comunist..
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:39 pm
When the trumpet section tried to do a "ghetto" dance to a drum cheer our band director yelled " You are all white give up!"
It was just so hilarious......
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:50 am
my band director Mr. Dean he will yell and he gave us all these really silly names like Frutos for flutes and concusionist for the persionists (the drumers) he will make everthing into something funny if some one has done something to iritate him well if you plan on doing nothing at all he will pretend to starangle you.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:29 am
Oh, I remember another one. Mr. Ralph was conducting the choir during a silent auction performance, and at one point, the whole choir trailed off into nothing, as they didn't seem to remember the words or the tune at that part. Well, this isn't the first time he's used the term, but he called them 'chickenissimos'. He's referred to our trombones as that too, but the choir one was funnier.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:09 pm
I have two:
At a pre-band camp rehersal our BD was working with the low brass at sectionals, and he told us that tounging can be fun. This caused several sniggers and a rather loud comment from a senior baritone: "He should know, he's married." Our BD's response was "And I have three kids." It wasn't a very productive sectional but it sure was hilarious.
Today he had the low brass only playing a part in "How the Grinch stole Christmas" and he said it sounded like strip club music. WTF? Don't know where he came up with that but it was funny.
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:32 pm
Satan is my b***h When the trumpet section tried to do a "ghetto" dance to a drum cheer our band director yelled " You are all white give up!" It was just so hilarious...... My BD said something like that on 2 separate situations. Once when the trumpets and drumline were playing "Yeah" by Usher. The other time I overheard when my BD was talking to someone when we do the "lean back" thing during the cadence.
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