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this one ain't an RP moment, but it certainly is random.

So, some drinking has ensured in my apartment this night. And a game of Truth or Dare has broken out. And as I went out to make myself some dinner. Only to find that everyone was naked in the living room. Much embarrassment when they realized I was there.

But I was cool about it, so I disappeared out into my room, and about an hour later they knock on my door...And apparently the dare is to give me a lap dance.

So yeah, I got a lap dance from a cute korean girl. Good night for me... /blush

I can't remember if I mentioned this one before.

This is something that made me quit a guild. It was a guild based on Rumble Roses an all female wrestling game with enough T&A to get guys through the first half of puberty. But I love it. Anyhow some guy made up the guild and I joined and I went all out, posted pictures, youtube clips of entrances, special moves (which were hard as hell to find!) a nice blog on needed game improvements etc.

Then came the RP part. I should have known something was up when the guild captain entered a character that was a male...in an all female thing. Yeah. And if you watch wrestling or have any idea how some things work rookies don't get to first face off against the champion for their title. I've only seen that happen once and it was a clever change of pace but still some people have to work for it. Well he gave all of the rookies and newcomers title matches.

Now to add onto this messed up thing he couldn't RP a fight. So he used a fight simulator copy and pastes it into the guild without even changing it up so that it'll read 'she' instead of 'he'. Oh and of course his character wins the title. Now I refuse a title match and go through the process of planning and typing it all out based on what each character's move set is. Not really hard to do since gamesites will have the details you need in spades.

After he sees my posts against a NPC he PMs me asking if I would write out all of the matches. So basically he wants me to do a lot of work and play by myself.

And then the only other RPer gets promoted to crew and he then proceeds to delete all of the rp posts in which our characters argue/fight and even our ooc stuff saying he didn't want to see that stuff.

So an incompetent unimaginative guild captain, a careless delete happy crew member and a lack of members made me throw in the towel.

But it doesn't end there. No no no. Later I learn that the captain posts stories on Fanfic.net and also on a fem slash site once again using the same character to do the same crap (though on the fem slash/yuri site the readers called him out on not dishing out the goods and one person helped him and the one character where he was helped is the one with the most reviews, he didn't like that at all. I would give you the site of his reviews there, you can see how immature he was about it).

Now the icing on this crappy cake is that he completely plagiarized someone elses story a rather good one at that, copy and pasted it and called it his own. I called him on it but he denied it, I pointed out that the writing style is completely different, it's better than anything he's done. His excuse was that he had done it later than his other works that's why it's better. So I had to point out he has three stories, and the copied work is the second one posted while a sequel to his original crap came out third and the writing style is the same as the first one.

Still he claimed it as his own. So I did the only two things that I could. Reported him for copying and contacted the original author.

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Ouch.

Uhh...

well, I reeheeheeally can't beat that one, but I left a Fallout guild after the captain and some other members decided my character wasn't allowed to have a .44 magnum that was broken ¬¬

I had my character find the broken .44, with no bullets, and the scope attachment was shattered, so it was pretty useless. So I have this strange predicament where I need to repair a gun and obtain bullets for it. All of a sudden, a member of the guild, who by this point has obtained super mega awesome alien weapons, pipes up and says "You just joined this RP, you can't suddenly get a super special awesome mega chocolate coated fudge licking super gun!"

I lol'd it off at first, and the other members did too. When my character repaired the gun himself, and removed the badly damaged scope, and was hunting down some ammo for it, considering he had like, no ammo for his other gun.

The same member piped up about my character being a mary-sue, and that since my character had been in Megaton most of his life, he should be just an average guy, he couldn't be skilled with guns or repairing things.

Surprisingly, a few people backed him up on it, despite me explaining that my guy was a gun fanatic and a mercenary.

Finally, I obtained the ammo I needed, about 24 rounds. Now the guild captain gave me a row for ******** BUYING THE GODDAMNED AMMO! In the game you could buy enough ammo to ******** start a revolution, I BOUGHT TWENTY FOUR GOD DAMNED BULLETS! It's not like I was ******** breaking the bank!!!!!

*Has the batsignal in the background and some flash cards with 'Pow' and 'Ka-bam' on it.* Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!

Oh yeah I forgot to add the part where he said he was the only one allowed to have a male character.

Or we could do the best thing and just farted and started a nuclear reaction :3

I usually do funny ending posts, but I suppose that time I had nothing, I think I posted a few of them in this thread...

So much flawed dialouge... some much OP... so much Mary-sue...

But NONE of that can compare with my hate towards her retarded sword use.

THERE IS NO BLUNT SIDE TO A GOD DAMN SHORT SWORD!

At first I figured she meant the sides of the lade, and not the edges... but that's not possible. I'd also say she meant the hilt, but arms aren't long enough for that... One top of that, WHAT KIND OF PIRATE USES A ******** SHORT SWORD?!

I hate it when people do that. Why make your character the only one allowed to be something?

It makes you want to screw with her doesn't it?

I actually know someone who would be prefect, he'll GMing circles around her with a character just as perfect and lacking reasonable flaws.

I couldn't read through it all, I tried but my Mary-Sue alert was on full blast and it was killing me.

I'm asking the same questions as Wynaro. She makes herself so perfect yet superior and doesn't really show anyone holding any real disliking towards her for it or doing anything about it. A character like that you can actually twist around into a great anti-hero sort. Make her attitude an issue and give her a superiority complex but have it so that someone has beaten her and now she's obsessed with finding them and beating them.

But still loved the subtle hint that her character was too perfect. And even how you told her you were leaving.