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 Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:30 pm
-Dissidia-
Warrior Of Light: Cosmos, we gots you the crystals, but we ated them all...
Cosmos: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!! -Grr face-
Bartz: That was not rock candy....
Tidus: I'm...Going to be sick...
Squall: Why did I even eat it?...
Cloud: -is choking- GG-uys!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:23 pm
Got a few
FF7
Aerith: Hi, my name is Aerith or Aeris, is this Japan or US?
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Any: My name is... waiting... still waiting... Idiot!? Whos choosing these names!?
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FF4
(Rydia reappears as an adult)
Cecil: Is it just me, or did Rydia get a lot hotter.
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Ff7
Sephiroth: Wait... wont the meteor kill me if I stand where its going to hit?
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:21 pm
In Kingdom Hearts
Cloud: Hey Aeris!!!!! Oh my god i thought you were dead!!!!!
Aerith: Whos Aeris? My name's Aerith.
Cloud: But... You died...
Aerith:... *Turns on her transceiver* He knows too much, kill him.
Cloud: Wha?
(A bunch off people in black suits bust in and kidnaps Cloud, then puts a lookalike in his place. They then escape just before Sora walks in)
Sora: Oh hey Cloud! Hey Aerith!
Aerith: Hi Sora!
(Fake Cloud makes a sly smile and says in a perfect Cloud imitation,) Hey Sora...
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:08 pm
*Marlene hand's Cloud a picture*
C: Marlene what's this supposed to mean?
M: IT'S WHAT ALL OF US WISH WOULD JUST HAPPEN ALREADY!
C:Ooh..
*Cloud looks at the picture again it's him kissing Tifa*
^and yes Marlene I agree it should happen wink
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:44 am
FF7 DOC--------
yuffie: so vince, whats the plan?
vincent: well, first we're going to my apartment
yuffie: uh-huh
vincent: then... we make... MUFFINS!!!!! 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding
yuffie: wait, muffins? why not tacos or cookies?
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:45 pm
FFIX:
Zidane: Rusty, aren't you a little too OLD to be hitting on the princess?
**And then Steiner goes into one of his predictable rages, of course, about how it's all a misunderstanding and yatta yatta*.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:05 pm
Marlene: Daddy, why are you the only black person on midgar? (lol i had to, but really Barret is the only one. Rude might be, as he was stated to be south american. But seriously check the game...It's like Barret is the token black character...the big, gun carrying character.) Zack: Must do squats! 1...2...3....
Zack: Here, take this
Cloud: Uh Zack...?
Zack: Yes....Cloud?
Cloud: Why is this thing so big?
Cloud: Uh Zack...?
Zack: Yes...Cloud?
Cloud: Why is this called the buster sword?
Zack: Because you can bust her...
Zack: Hey Angeal!
Angeal: Not now Zack you need to get to the front of the train!
Zack: I know, can't you just drop me off at the front?
Sabin: Kefka...Wait!
Kefka: What do you think i Look like a DMV office?
Girl: Flowers! Hey Mr. Would you like to buy a flower for 1g?
Person: Oh go get stabbed in the back!
Soldier #1: Uh...captain...Why is this bomb smiling at me?
Son: I'm home!
Mother: welcome back son!
Son: I can't wait to go and play with my chocobo!
Mother: Not now, your daddy has dinner ready.
Father: Thank you for this wonderful thanksgiving dinner!
Son: Uh daddy...Why is there a yellow feather on my turkey?
Marlene: daddy what's this round thing?
Barret: It's materia.
Marlene: Oh ok! So when do i get to have big materias like Tifa?
Barret: Uh...well...hey why don't you ask Tifa?
Hippaul: Come on lets race!
vivi:
Hippaul: Come on lets race!
vivi:
Hippaul: Come on lets race!
Vivi:
Hippaul: Come on lets race!
vivi: damn for a fat hippo you sure can last long!
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:48 pm
Zidane: Um hey...Why did you become a mog knight?
Moogle: I was tired of you idiots asking me to "save me! save me!"
Sabin:
Cyan:...Whoa whoa. Hold on! How the hell does a little feather kill a freaking train?
Bar patron #1: Shhh, hey quiet down. See that guy right there? That's shadow, he would sell his own mother for a nickel.
Bar patron #2: Heh I'd buy your mom for a nickel.
Captain: That's him, it's Zack, Shoot him!
Soldier#1: How does he do it?
Soldier#2: Do what?
Soldier#1: How is he able to dodge bullets and missiles?
Cait Sith: Sacrifice me!
Steiner: I...Am...IRON MAN!
Zidane: Heh stupid books. What's so special about them? You get nothing from them!
Vivi:
player#1: I just stole money from a grandmother?!
Cloud: Uh....Hey barret?
Barret: Yes?
Cloud: did you ever get the feeling that you being controlled?
Barret: What do you mean?
Cloud: Sometimes it feels like someone is forcing me to do things.
Player#1: Lol cloud is dressed up like a gurl!!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:23 am
xXlittlelula14Xx this happens in FFVII when cait sith says that cloud and aerith make a good couple::. aerith:hooray! Tifa: what do you mean "hooray"? how do you know he likes you?huh? aerith: thats easy! he agreed to come with me to gold saucer trolly! cloud: no i didnt. you forces me... aerith: oh so you dont like me all of a sudden?! cloud: its not That... Tifa: so you like me then? cloud:uuhm... Tifa & aerith: PICK ONE OF US NOW CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream Cloud: ok you know what? that is IT. i pick Barret! Haha omg I find that extremely funny! rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:05 am
Tifa: I think i'm in love with Sephiroth!
Cloud: Say what?!
Tifa: Isn't he the dreamiest?
Cloud: ...I guess.. If you like that...uhh...I gotta go...
Tifa: CLOUD! I was kidding I had to get your attention somehow.
Cloud: I have a thing...at that place...See ya...
Barret to Tifa: You should stop trying.
Tifa: crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:07 am
Reno: Hey Cloud! You are emo.
Cloud: you would be too if you were me.
Cloud: Alright I finally got the hard edge!
Barret: That sure is a small sword...
Marlene: Daddy. Why does Cloud have that big sword?
Steiner: It's Quenn Brahane's boat!
Zidane:
Vivi: why are you smiling?
Zidane: Im on a boat and Its going fast and...
Cait sith: Hey cloud didn't you hear?
Cloud: about what?
Caith Sith: about the bird
Cloud: what about the bird?
Caith Sith: what?! you don't know that the bird is the word?
Kuja: join me brother!
Zidane:...why do you dress like a girl?
Zidane: hey vivi, let me show you what a pick up line is.
vivi: ok sure
Zidane: hey garnet, ive stolen many things in my life, but there is one thing i really have my eyes on stealing.
Garnet: what would that be?
Zidane: your heart.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:02 am
**Since I can't seem to think up anything else right now...**
Zidane: *Farts*
Garnet: Who farted?
Zidane: I didn't fart, I FLUFFED!
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:02 am
Cloud: What was that for?!
Reno: Roadhouse
Yuna: Hey look its a cute Bear Puppet!
Fozzie: I'm a bear Muppet and im looking for someone!
Yuna: well who are you looking for?
Fozzie: Waka Waka waka!
Girl: Excuse me sir! Would you care to buy a flower for 1g?
Man: You and your flowers! They all deserve to be squashed!
Rikku: Hey yuna! Do you know someone who has a last name of Buts and a first name Seymore?
Yuna: Huh seymore buts? Who is seymore buts?
Rikku: Nobody has seen more butts than you!
Soldier 1: Stop! you!
Vivi: expelliarmus!
Soldier 1: ...ok...
Reno: Stike me down and I will become stronger than you would ever imagine!
Cloud: Ok
Reno: Ow not so hard!
*ring**ring*
Tifa: hello?
Voice: Errr hi my name is Cloud and I want to invite you to a pants party.
Tifa: You mean a party in my pants? GAH RENO IS THAT YOU!?
Reno: Crud, I mean No I'm not reno, gotta go!
Reno: Hey rude...Why do you have to be so rude?
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:44 am
Kuja: Brother! Give me a hug!
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:29 pm
Cloud: Spaz
Reno: Emo
Both: *glare*
Soldier: Stop!
Vivi: Get away from me! *flames*
Dagger: Oh god, it hurts, it hurts! Your killing me, I'm dying!!!!!
Vivi:Whoops!
Zidane: You know where I get all my energy kids? By
sticking my fingers into electrical sockets, of course!
ZAP!
Eiko: *giggle* You look like a squirrely
Auron: I am the most happy and sociable person on this journey!
Kimarhi: And I'm his sidekick!
Yuna: I want to fill my journey with laughter.
Tidus: Stop talking to me, your optimism is sickening.
Ramza: Once I've collected all these evil gems, and toppled Delita, my greatest rival, I will be the one and only god!
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