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 Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:45 pm
Because that's what she said.
Is this the story of the year?
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:15 pm
No it's the 54th story.
Do you feel lucky, well do ya' punk?
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:59 pm
Considering I am the one with a Tank. Yes, yes I do.
Can you drive a D11-T?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:19 am
Only on non christian holidays.
why is the world a sphere and not a cube?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:47 pm
because circles are good, and also because I said so.
why can't the religious finatics agree on one story?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:00 pm
Because God is amused by these fanatics.
If you're 555 and I'm 666, then who is he?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:05 pm
Him? Oh, that's Bob Charley O' Brien.
What are numbers?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:11 pm
Numbers are those things that you put up your nose so you don't snore.
What are clouds made of?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:41 pm
Marshmallows.
What is this brown streak on the floor from?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:05 pm
That my friend is an interesting story including tequila and a hooker. but unfortunately i don't have time for it.
Do you know baseball sign language?
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:30 am
Yes, if i've been drinking.
Why do people always have two sugars in their tea?
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:30 am
Because two sugars take them doewn the rabbit hole. while one they return to there bed and this all seems like a dream.
Is it possible to love someone without actually knowing someone?
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:47 pm
It depends on what door you slam open.
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:18 pm
yesterday it didn't but sunday it did.
which came first the chicken or the egg?
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:32 pm
neither. the duck came first.
why does gas cost so much?
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