
*rolls the chair forward as he looks at the monitor* what do we have on here now...

Yadda yadda, I hate my life, typical thirteen year old..........?!

My God...the angst...THE ANGST!

Why do they do this? Why?!

What to do...hm...

Wait! I know what to do!

It's just crazy enough to work!

I must kill the world.
/comic
You know you love eet.
And now for some pictures of me.......
IN FISHNET?! Homigosh, I so baddeh.

I regret to inform you that your son, Bobby, died on the operating table, however, you are fired and I just won the lottery. Who'd you kill in a past life, eh?

Oh noes! You fail! *gasp*

I am unamused.

What am I gonna do, what is it gonna be? Nobody knowwssss....

Oh my! surprised