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 Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:26 pm
Granted! You are winning the duel when out of no where a Pirate Monkey shows up and steals your opponent away to finish the battle of Pirates and Ninjas.
I wish I wasn't afraid of the MP.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:24 pm
Granted! But then you get botted gold and are kicked off of gaia! Freeing up your time so you have to play rpg's with me!
I wish I could drink ovaltine again!
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:28 pm
Granted! They come out with Strawberry Ovaltine, which tastes like old sweaty bled on socks. But hey it's Ovaltine.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:36 pm
I wish I was not so cold all the time.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:47 am
Granted, but it's so warm now you sweat undesirably.
I wish I had bunny slippers.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:11 am
twisted Granted! I take two lovely, cute, wonderful bunnies and CRACK their backs open! Then jam them, still alive, squealing in terror and pain, on your feet!
I wish my IQ was 3 points higher so I could see what being all-knowing is like. whee
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:21 am
Granted, but then you suffered an overload and shut down
I wish I was tired enough to go to sleep
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:02 am
Granted! You take a handful of sleeping pills and are never fully awake for the rest of your life.
I wish I had my own place.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:45 pm
Granted! But it is a place so your own that nobody can ever enter it and you can never leave it.
I wish my brain was not spongiform.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:32 pm
Granted! Now it's zombie food. xd
I wish I were able to live somewhere mystical.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:51 pm
Granted! You live in the middle of Sauron's eye. That cannot be comfy.
I wish I could go to a really cool costume party this Halloween.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:57 pm
Granted! But you never return. Well, most of you never returns.
I wish for world peas!
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:03 pm
Granted! Your room fills up with every pea in the world and it becomes a battle zone with you and your trusty sword Sasha against said peas.
I wish my pencil sharpener actually worked.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:29 pm
Granted! But it works too well and eats all you pencils to the eraser in a single, quarter turn.
I wish my body was stronger.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:31 pm
Granted! But now, Arnold wants to be all buddy-buddy and he won't leave you alone and he insists on saying, "I'll be back" everytime he leaves you.
I wish I had a way to learn snooker.
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