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 Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:38 am
See that is the s**t talking about, Elli has the right mindset behind it. BTW in communities like GTB and all, most of the roleplayers generally won't QQ over poison and all. Literally cause it is a tournament, do not think see it used.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:39 am
Long story short, two rocks having sex. Vs, a rock and a sponge having sex. I came to the conclusion that the only reason women aren't fully equal in society is because most of them are sponges. If they were rocks, they wouldn't take any s**t from anyone, and we'd shift from matriarchal to patriarchal based on the attributes of our leaders.
Like orcs. Orcs ( male and female ) are both pretty much rocks, where as elves ( male and female ) are both pretty much sponges.
I'd say Dwarf women don't get gangbanged or treated badly, but Dragon Age opened my eyes to the reality of that situation. THE BROOD MOTHER~
So... hideous. gonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:42 am
Just had to reference Dragon Age and that abomination xD
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:44 am
*raises arms to keyboard in a zombie like manner* must google search
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:46 am
KB, you need to expose me to EVERYTHING you base your fantastical/medieval/supernatural knowledge off of. I haven't read or heard of half the things you talk about, and I feel dumb because of it.
So, if you can find links to internet versions of said documents, or perhaps you can recommend books or certain video games to work with for references.
Please, send me links and advice via pm's or publicly, I don't care which but would prefer pm's.
Come on, man! I need your EFFING BRAIN!
scream
HRGRGRGR!
gonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:48 am
Very educational KB!
I think... >.>
@Savoki; The GTB judges approved my Venom, so I was pretty happy! That said, I've spent a lot of time making it fair so I guess they took that into consideration? I dunno, I was just ecstatic to finally get to play my Lamia at her -full- capabillities. Most tournaments do request I leave it out!
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:51 am
Well in Dragon Age all the evil guys in the world can twist and corrupt people using the blight, so, they basically make more orcs and s**t from humans. ( It's the Aliens horror theme )
For the BROOD MOTHER ( its implied there are many of them ) they took this Dwarf chick's girlfriend and gangraped her repeatedly. In between force-feeding her their seed they fed her copious amounts of Dwarf flesh, to the point where she gleefully slew and consumed her own husband ( presumably in the act of being pounded by all these nasties )
The result is a very large, very disgusting beast of a "woman" with tentacles who regularly births like... 5-6 goblins at a time. She's truly disgusting. My look of horror when I first saw her mimicked that of my character... because he walks in there stacked to the tits in 2-handed sword and armor, but visibly flinches upon noticing her.
She's that obscenely ugly. Both in appearance, action, and... history.
That being said... in Dragon Age that's what happens when you ******** with God.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:53 am
GENTLEMEN ...obviously I need to play more Dragon Age. My party doesn't have enough dorfs. [edit] Jayne (after watching the broodmother trailer): "What is she supposed to be the brood mother OF?" Josh: "Goblins. According to KB." Jayne: "That has nothing to do with dwarves!" Josh: "Apparently she was a dwarf." Jayne: "Oh. ... ... ... ... Dwarf women." Josh: "They're prettier than I thought."
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:59 am
Evil Little Flayer KB, you need to expose me to EVERYTHING you base your fantastical/medieval/supernatural knowledge off of. I haven't read or heard of half the things you talk about, and I feel dumb because of it. So, if you can find links to internet versions of said documents, or perhaps you can recommend books or certain video games to work with for references. Please, send me links and advice via pm's or publicly, I don't care which but would prefer pm's. Come on, man! I need your EFFING BRAIN! scream HRGRGRGR! gonk Yeah same here, except the brain part, I like my brain. I just want the stores of knowledge in text, video, and video-game form.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:59 am
Not to say won't approve venoms and etc, but with enough fairness anything possible. I praise you with awesome points for playing a flesh-eating Lamia and the fact got one in. Could link me to your fight, cause now I must read this. Jello: ROFL on the Broodmother!! Take it you loved Dragon Age or at least like it? For KB: Dragon Age related!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:00 am
They're a few species of Darkspawn, and each race transforms into a different type.
The Dwarves make the ones that look like goblins. Genlocks, I think they might be called.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:02 am
Bah~!
Life keeps on getting in the way of my posting!
gonk
Also, while mages are ridiculously hard to use in Dragon Age, they still pwnz.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:09 am
I prefer using swords because the kill animations are the best part of that game.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:11 am
Savoki Sanoci Take it you loved Dragon Age or at least like it? Yeah... but it's hard. Like... deterringly hard. Maybe it's because I'm playing it on hard MODE, but while most games that are hard make you replay a couple of parts a few times before you move on to something new and awesome and worth getting to... Dragon Age makes you reply a fight 4 or 5 times and then immediately dumps you into another fight you have to do 4 or 5 times, which segues into another fight you have to do 4 or 5 times. And so on. I got distracted by other things while going through the Redcliff Castle (I think that's the name of it) and should go back to playing at some point.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:11 am
*grumbles groggily* Go back to sleeeeeeep. It's too early for thiiiiiiis. *goes back to bed* }:<
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