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 Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:58 pm
Dentist: "Well, it seems you have a cavity mister Valentine, we'll have to take that tooth out."
Vincent: "Which one?"
Dentist: "The fang tooth, sir." (for lack of knowledge of the real word)
Vincent: "Wait, you can't take that out!"
Dentist: "Why not?"
Vincent: "Um.... That's my biting tooth."
Dentist: "You have plenty of other teeth to chew with other than this one, now let me take this out."
Vincent: "You try to take this tooth out and I'll bite you."
Dentist: *tries anyway*
Vincent: *bites his hand* "Ahhh! Dammit! My tooth does hurt."
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:12 pm
cloud to say at the end of a battle: Yahoo watashi wa kataze (its japinese for yahoo i win. and when sung, it sounds like the victory theme.)
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:52 pm
Cloud : Lets go have some beer!!
Barret : What kind?
Cloud : All kind's..lets get druken tonight..and meet some girls..BARRET! WOOOOO
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:04 am
Tifa: *holds up a sign saying "Will dance 4 gil* *wearing damn near nothing*
Yuffie: "Where the hell's my wallet!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:32 am
*is partially tramatized by half of this thread*
-After Sephiroth stabs Aeries-
(These aren't ment to be part of the same conversation, so I numbered them)
1) Cloud: OMG, wheres the blood? There's no blood! Aeries must be a robot!
2)Aeries: Shouldn't I... be bleeding...
3)Where's the blood? I only stabbed her to see the red pretties!
(Sorry if this has been done before, I am new and am not reading all 249 pages. Sorry. ^^)
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:00 pm
Cloud: *crying* "Ow, Red bit me! I want my mommy!"
Aeris: *slaps him upside the head* "Shut up you whiny little brat."
Cloud: "What's wrong with you, Aeris? Why are you being so harsh?"
Aeris: "Well, you just got bit in the hand by a little pup! You trying living on the streets, getting mugged, and selling these damned flowers and stolen cigarretes, then you talk to me about harsh!"
Cloud: "... Tifa, what's wrong wrong with Aeris?"
Tifa: "I think it's that time of the month again, not sure though." *keeps on eating chocolate*
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:27 pm
Cloud: I hate all this fighting, I'm gonna go join the circus!
Barret: Mabye I should work in daycare...
Tifa: "Looks up at Meteor" Oh My God I like, totally freaking out
Aeris:Go save yourselves you jerks
Red XIII: How the hell do I talk in the first place!?
Yuffie: Hi guys! here take My Materia! Take my weapon! Take my Armour! Take one of my lungs, I only need one! ah hell, take them both!
Ciat Sith:I know all and see all
Vincent: "To Cloud" Oh that outfit is fabulous!
Cid: Oh yeah... hehe the rocket's all slanty...
Sephiroth:"Pushes praying Aeris out of the way" No no your not doing it right!
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:16 pm
Cloud: OWWW!!! damn hemmeroids
Sepiroth: hello
Yuffie: Sharing is caring
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:22 pm
Sephiroth: Flower Power!
Aerith: Dude... what the hell
Barret: You know Biggs... yer kinda hot when you do that...
Jessie: Cloud is an ugly thing isn't he?
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:38 pm
Vincent:*reaches into pocket* Hey, i'm shoer two or three kilos of weed... CID?
Cid:Wasn't me
Vincent: O.k. I Guess we go to make a side trip back to the Shin-ra mansion. Weed's tghe only thing keeping me from Murderin' y'all. O.K?
Everybody else eek eek
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:48 pm
Yuffie: *digging in Aeris' backpack*
Aeris: "What the hell are you doing? This is MY backpack!"
Yuffie: "I'm sorry, Aeris... I was just thinking, everyone loves you..."
Aeris: "That's not true, okay, maybe it is..."
Yuffie: "Exactly! So, maybe if I dress up like you, people will like me, too."
Aeris: "Puh-lease, you're gonna have ta do much more than change your look for people to like you."
Yuffie: "You're mean! I just want to be like you, because..."
Aeris: "Yeah?"
Yuffie: "I love you!"
Tifa: "Holy crap... I thought she loved me?"
Cloud: *sits in a chair* "This ought to be interesting."
Jhay-R: "That it might be, that it might be... Popcorn?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:22 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:29 pm
Sephiroth (if it hasn't already been taken): " Who cares about mother, Vincent.. all I need is you! "
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:44 pm
*The group is stranded on an island after their airship crashed*
Red XIII: Well, we're lost on an island and the airship has been reduced to a few burning pieces of s**t, which is kinda weird since the airship didn't catch fire when we crashed...
Vincent: eek *hides*
Cait Sith: How long do I have to keep breathing this smoke?
Vincent: SHHH!!!
Red XIII: BUT! There's good news
Cloud: What?
Red XIII: We found chocobos on this island
Cloud: How the hell are chocobos gonna help up?
Red XIII: Well I figured that out on my own... First I tried to make a ship out of chocobos... That didn't go so well... Then I tried to make a signal flare out of chocobos... They didn't stay put long enough for the flare to be seen... Nor were they alive enough... So then I came through the answer!
Cloud: Which would be?
Red XIII: Chocobo breeding!
Cloud: You do realize there aren't any nuts nor greens around here
Red XIII: Yes but... I've got viagra!
Cloud: OOOhhkaaayy... I'm going to the jungle to explore
Red XIII: Come back for when I save us all!!!
*Cloud goes into the jungle*
Cloud: Yeah yeah... *hears rumbling* WTF? Awww nerts...
*back at the crash site*
Tifa: What's that sound?
*Hears Cloud's screams nearby*
Cloud: ARGGHHH MY PRECIUS TESTICULES!!!!! *screaming stops*
Barret: Huh
Cid: Who cares?
Yuffie: Not me!
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:49 pm
Sephiroth:*Does the moskau dance*MOSKAU, MOSKAU! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala!hohohohoho! rofl rofl rofl
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