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 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:24 am
Caleidah CrackaDoom There is a certain quality in qauntity...
Great Emperor, this one's been possessed by Stalin! Call the Inquisition!
In all seriousness, though, that battle would have just been absolutely fun to watch. Lots and lots and lots of dead bugs.
The ultramarines should pick up some thing from these Guardsman, instead of relying on chainswords.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:29 am
they're too "alpha male" to kill from range
it's manlier to choke the living s**t out of your opponent
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:19 am
Caleidah CrackaDoom There is a certain quality in qauntity...
Great Emperor, this one's been possessed by Stalin! Call the Inquisition!
In all seriousness, though, that battle would have just been absolutely fun to watch. Lots and lots and lots of dead bugs.You know what? Joseph Stalin couldn't probably be the ******** Lord General Militant. That's how well his philosophies fit the guard.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:20 am
Ticklish_Boi they're too "alpha male" to kill from range it's manlier to choke the living s**t out of your opponent *smashes in secondary lungs* That's cheating you b*****d! *chokes bug*
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:23 am
Yeah, I realize this is three in a row, but it reminded me of a great joke, so bear with me.
So, a Mordian, a Catachan, and a Space Wolf are sitting in a bar. Coincidentally, a fly lands in each of their beers.
The Mordian, already disgruntled by the establishments condition, pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Catachan scowls, but not being one to waste a drink, picks out the fly and takes another swig.
The Space Wolf reaches into his mug, removes the fly, and roars "SPIT IT OUT YOU b*****d!!!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:47 am
CrackaDoom Yeah, I realize this is three in a row, but it reminded me of a great joke, so bear with me. So, a Mordian, a Catachan, and a Space Wolf are sitting in a bar. Coincidentally, a fly lands in each of their beers. The Mordian, already disgruntled by the establishments condition, pushes his beer away in disgust. The Catachan scowls, but not being one to waste a drink, picks out the fly and takes another swig. The Space Wolf reaches into his mug, removes the fly, and roars "SPIT IT OUT YOU b*****d!!!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:42 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:17 am
Omg, Imperial guard heavy weapon squads with Assasult cannons....
Or twin linked assasult cannon.
Ownage.
And the thing I said earier, the Nid player was nearly in tears, he went back to playing Dark Angels and promptly kicked the guard players a** with a hell load of Raven wing and Death Wing.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:23 am
Jason Da Psycho Omg, Imperial guard heavy weapon squads with Assasult cannons.... Or twin linked assasult cannon. Ownage. And the thing I said earier, the Nid player was nearly in tears, he went back to playing Dark Angels and promptly kicked the guard players a** with a hell load of Raven wing and Death Wing.
Uhm...Guard can't take Assault Cannons. They can have Autocannons, but not their shootier brothers.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:35 am
Caleidah Jason Da Psycho Omg, Imperial guard heavy weapon squads with Assasult cannons.... Or twin linked assasult cannon. Ownage. And the thing I said earier, the Nid player was nearly in tears, he went back to playing Dark Angels and promptly kicked the guard players a** with a hell load of Raven wing and Death Wing.
Uhm...Guard can't take Assault Cannons. They can have Autocannons, but not their shootier brothers. Oh I know, I mean, it'd be good if they could have them.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:45 am
Fluff says that assault cannons take entirely too much upkeep to be used by anyone without extreme training. I'd say that while the Guard couldn't use them (upkeep? In the guard? HA!) maybe the Skitarii would have access to them.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:13 am
Still, it'd be a very good weapon, considering Ap4 N rending.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:41 pm
Alexi Terianis Fluff says that assault cannons take entirely too much upkeep to be used by anyone without extreme training. I'd say that while the Guard couldn't use them (upkeep? In the guard? HA!) maybe the Skitarii would have access to them.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:38 pm
Well, as with about everything with the Guard, it varies from Regiment to Regiment.
Salvar Chem Dogs probably take about as good of care as Orks or Chaos do, whereas the Mordian Iron Guard polish their bayonets so bright they could probably use them as their ranged weapons instead of their lasguns.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:06 pm
Alexi Terianis Fluff says that assault cannons take entirely too much upkeep to be used by anyone without extreme training. I'd say that while the Guard couldn't use them (upkeep? In the guard? HA!) maybe the Skitarii would have access to them.
According to the codex produced by GW's Tim Huckleberry, the Skitarii DO have access at them and use them on their Sentinels.
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