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 Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:34 pm
Mexican Jokes
What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
Who ordered concrete?
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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
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What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
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When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?
the bucket
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What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip
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What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A mexican't
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What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
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What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?
A PUTO
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:34 pm
That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:36 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:37 pm
xXlildizzle1516Xx That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!I WIN!!!!!!!!!!! Yea but Obama is nothing but a piece of SHI-T and i hope he is ******** vetoed out of his position of president
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:38 pm
Dang thats lame, got a PS3??? and....APPROVE MEH DESTRUCTO DISK!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:39 pm
iTeddy Byakuga xXlildizzle1516Xx That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!I WIN!!!!!!!!!!! Yea but Obama is nothing but a piece of SHI-T and i hope he is ******** vetoed out of his position of president 1 word 5 letters.... O B A M A
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:40 pm
-gives fancy chocolate- awww how is it down?
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:40 pm
xXlildizzle1516Xx Dang thats lame, got a PS3??? and....APPROVE MEH DESTRUCTO DISK!!!!!!! thts wat im usin, yeppers
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:40 pm
teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!
In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:41 pm
Fenrir Graveheart teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die! In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier. IN YO FACE TEDDY!!!! @Kats: Whats your username??
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:43 pm
xXlildizzle1516Xx iTeddy Byakuga xXlildizzle1516Xx That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!I WIN!!!!!!!!!!! Yea but Obama is nothing but a piece of SHI-T and i hope he is ******** vetoed out of his position of president 1 word 5 letters.... O B A M A
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:44 pm
Fenrir Graveheart teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die! In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier. Mmmm... Yea but Obama ******** this nation over and I am glad in 2 more years he is out of president and the only reason he won was because he is black
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:45 pm
tc_pistols xXlildizzle1516Xx iTeddy Byakuga xXlildizzle1516Xx That was when you posted the asian ghost busters, now your posting lame obama stuff, which equals FAILURE!!!!I WIN!!!!!!!!!!! Yea but Obama is nothing but a piece of SHI-T and i hope he is ******** vetoed out of his position of president 1 word 5 letters.... O B A M A*Hi fives* my N-word XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:46 pm
Fenrir Graveheart teddy: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die! In all fairness, after reviewing the pics laid out on the previous page, I deem dizzle as the winner. The failure pics were funnier. Fenrir... whats happening in the chatroom today?
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:46 pm
what's the difference between a mexican and a table?
one can support a family
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