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Leonard F Chikarason

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:00 pm


(( Brian?! eek ))
PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:01 pm


Mike Bucci
(( Brian?! eek ))


( Yep. 3nodding )

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Wolfen Hunter

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:01 pm


I don't know if anyone would pay to see you in home movies with Lita when it's already been shown on free television.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:04 pm


(( Well, I'm going to bed early. Surprise, surprise. Night folks. ))

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:05 pm


uh...who said it was Lita?.. ninja I do have a history with many women...alot of them claim Im the father of their kids but I see no resemblence...there was Roxy, Jessica, Tina, Alanah, Ashley, Marianna, Cassandra, Tia, Kimberly, Alison, Nikki, Courtney, Crystal, Amber, Rebecca, Mary Jane, Sarah Lee, Susie, ....and I think that Sexy female cop...they all claim Im the father of their kids.... ninja
PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:07 pm


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uh...who said it was Lita?.. ninja I do have a history with many women...alot of them claim Im the father of their kids but I see no resemblence...there was Roxy, Jessica, Tina, Alanah, Ashley, Marianna, Cassandra, Tia, Kimberly, Alison, Nikki, Courtney, Crystal, Amber, Rebecca, Mary Jane, Sarah Lee, Susie, ....and I think that Sexy female cop...they all claim Im the father of their kids.... ninja


Edge, honey...You still havn't paid for my abortion from the last time we had sex. Can you please pay before the police get into this?

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Wolfen Hunter

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:07 pm


that was just the most obvious choice. *shrugs* but if you want to deny it's her you're free to do so.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:08 pm


Sorry Dawn..but that never happend, I know where you've been and im not going near you... ninja

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:11 pm


And allow me to explain the reason for...all those kids. Everyone listen to me because im only going to say this once......Condoms feel...weird....
PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:12 pm


that's no newsflash Edge.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:21 pm


Mike Bucci
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Yes, you did! If you didn't go off to ********' Tough Enough, and open your legs for that boring stiff f*****t, Nitro, while I was trying to to quit that horrible Simon Dean gimmick, we would of been all HAPPY! stare rolleyes


Seriously. Why dump me for that? He can't put up a good promo if his life depended on it. He's BORING!
Like your promos are any better?

You know what? Maybe if you hadn't been such a boring part of my life, Johnny would've never come into it! But I do thank you for being such a bore between the sheets, Bucci, because if it hadn't been for you, I would've never run off to Tough Enough and met Johnny, and would've never blossomed into the beautiful creature standing here before you, gracing your drab existence. So, yes, Bucci, thank you for introducing me to the best man in my life, and making my life complete. 3nodding

You know why I was boring? You know why I didn't notice you? It's because I actually cared about our relationship. I cared about you. I found living in an apartment together wasn't good enough for you. I found being cooped up in a place like that wasn't good enough for us, so I did something drastic and joined the likes of Ceeeeena and Baaaaatista, to make more money for Meeeelina. rolleyes

I had so much plans. A new house, a new car, hell! I even thought we could even have a family. And what do I get after bringing in the cash? Seeing you kiss that f*****t infront of me. So I wasted all my time in OVW and jobbing for you, only to get it spat right back in my face. What the hell was I thinking? I could of known all this by now from our school years that you were a whore then and your a whore now. God!
A whore? Nah. But a person who's too good for you? Definitely.

Why can't you just accept the fact that I'm happy, and leave it there? Instead, you come up with this stupid alter ego thing, and blame him for how you really feel. You just can't accept the fact that I love him, can you? You hate that I'm in love with Johnny and will never leave him for you, and it just eats you alive, doesn't it?


Yes, I will always blame my alter ego, Simon Dean for my problems, I will always blame Vince McMahon for my problems, and I of course, will always blame you for my problems. All of you I've mentioned ruined me.

I blame Simon Dean for overshadowing the InNoVator of Offense in place of a fitness guru. I blame Vince McMahon for making me miserable everyday and pushing me out of the spotlight, after everything I've done for him. And I blame you for me having to go to WWE, which got me this new gimmick, and a deadbeat boss with it, just so I can treat you like the Queen you really are. So thanks for ruining my life!

You know what...I don't really want you anymore. Keep that stiff. To take you back would just bring more misery to my life. I'd rather ******** Marie than take any more s**t from you.



YOU SON OF A b***h! I gave you worldwide exposure, more money in your pocket, and a character more people could get behind! I gave you all the opportunity in the world to get over but you SUCKED! SO TAKE YOUR DAMNED STEVEN RICHARDS AND GO TO TNA FOR ALL I CARE! Maybe you should use your Simon System to become a hoss and then we'll talk about a potential return you sorry son of a b***h! mad
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:01 am


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:53 am


Mr. McMahon
Mike Bucci
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Mike Bucci
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Mike Bucci
Yes, you did! If you didn't go off to ********' Tough Enough, and open your legs for that boring stiff f*****t, Nitro, while I was trying to to quit that horrible Simon Dean gimmick, we would of been all HAPPY! stare rolleyes


Seriously. Why dump me for that? He can't put up a good promo if his life depended on it. He's BORING!
Like your promos are any better?

You know what? Maybe if you hadn't been such a boring part of my life, Johnny would've never come into it! But I do thank you for being such a bore between the sheets, Bucci, because if it hadn't been for you, I would've never run off to Tough Enough and met Johnny, and would've never blossomed into the beautiful creature standing here before you, gracing your drab existence. So, yes, Bucci, thank you for introducing me to the best man in my life, and making my life complete. 3nodding

You know why I was boring? You know why I didn't notice you? It's because I actually cared about our relationship. I cared about you. I found living in an apartment together wasn't good enough for you. I found being cooped up in a place like that wasn't good enough for us, so I did something drastic and joined the likes of Ceeeeena and Baaaaatista, to make more money for Meeeelina. rolleyes

I had so much plans. A new house, a new car, hell! I even thought we could even have a family. And what do I get after bringing in the cash? Seeing you kiss that f*****t infront of me. So I wasted all my time in OVW and jobbing for you, only to get it spat right back in my face. What the hell was I thinking? I could of known all this by now from our school years that you were a whore then and your a whore now. God!
A whore? Nah. But a person who's too good for you? Definitely.

Why can't you just accept the fact that I'm happy, and leave it there? Instead, you come up with this stupid alter ego thing, and blame him for how you really feel. You just can't accept the fact that I love him, can you? You hate that I'm in love with Johnny and will never leave him for you, and it just eats you alive, doesn't it?


Yes, I will always blame my alter ego, Simon Dean for my problems, I will always blame Vince McMahon for my problems, and I of course, will always blame you for my problems. All of you I've mentioned ruined me.

I blame Simon Dean for overshadowing the InNoVator of Offense in place of a fitness guru. I blame Vince McMahon for making me miserable everyday and pushing me out of the spotlight, after everything I've done for him. And I blame you for me having to go to WWE, which got me this new gimmick, and a deadbeat boss with it, just so I can treat you like the Queen you really are. So thanks for ruining my life!

You know what...I don't really want you anymore. Keep that stiff. To take you back would just bring more misery to my life. I'd rather ******** Marie than take any more s**t from you.



YOU SON OF A b***h! I gave you worldwide exposure, more money in your pocket, and a character more people could get behind! I gave you all the opportunity in the world to get over but you SUCKED! SO TAKE YOUR DAMNED STEVEN RICHARDS AND GO TO TNA FOR ALL I CARE! Maybe you should use your Simon System to become a hoss and then we'll talk about a potential return you sorry son of a b***h! mad


...And the Moral of this story is..keep your F'N Mouth Shut. xd
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:02 am


Yes it is, buddy. 3nodding

and to Vince...

HIRE SHANNON BACK! scream

*slaps again!*

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:06 am


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