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 Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:51 pm
OK. Here's my stab at it. (hee hee bad pun) Forgive me if it isn't funny. I posted this in the Sephiroth Guild but I wanted to post it here.
Tifa: Look the size of Sephiroth's sword, Yuffie.
Yuffie: If you ask me, I think that he is compensating for something.
Sephiroth: IT'S AN ADVERTISMENT!!!!! scream
Yuffie: eek
*Cloud comes in with his buster sword*
Cloud: What the heck is going on here?
Tifa: (points back at Cloud) Compensating....
Cloud: HUH!?
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:59 pm
Reno: uhhh... My name's Reno, I'm Of the turks and Uhh.. I'm an alcoholic. Uhhh...Yo.
Rufus: You know this is a Shin-ra staff meeting NOT AA.
Reno: Oh, Yeah right. ummm... rolleyes rolleyes I'm Gon' Hitchu upside the head bobobo *klonks RUFUS*
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:01 pm
ZeoSaturn OK. Here's my stab at it. (hee hee bad pun) Forgive me if it isn't funny. I posted this in the Sephiroth Guild but I wanted to post it here. Tifa: Look the size of Sephiroth's sword, Yuffie. Yuffie: If you ask me, I think that he is compensating for something. Sephiroth: IT'S AN ADVERTISMENT!!!!! scream Yuffie: eek *Cloud comes in with his buster sword* Cloud: What the heck is going on here? Tifa: (points back at Cloud) Compensating.... Cloud: HUH!? Heheheh, aw man, that's messed up. Don't mean that in a bad way, but still... Heheheheehh Cloud: "Hey, Vincent, can I ask you something?" Vincent: "Yes..." Cloud: "Well, I was wondering..." Vincent: "Hm?" Cloud: "Can I wear your arm thingy?" Vincent: "What?" Cloud: *snatches the golden arm* *looks at his real arm* "Damn, there's nothing wrong with it, why do you wear this thing?" Vincent: *takes back the gauntlet, thingy* "Cause, it makes me look dark and mysterious. Girls really dig that, you know?" Cloud: "You're a genius!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:19 pm
Cloud: Awwww....look at the cute little puppy wuppy...
Red XIII: ~growls~
Tifa: Uhhh...Cloud?
Cloud: Aren't you so cute! Do you want a snack?
Barret: Erm...I don't think thats a good idea...
Cloud: Awww...look! He's foaming at the mouth! How precious!
Barret, Tifa, and Aeris: ~steps inside specimine tank and closes door~
Red XIII: ~tears off his arm~
Armless Cloud: Awww, are you hungry? Here, I have some kibbles'n'bits right her in my underwear...
Barret, Tifa, and Aeris: O.O! Oh my god!!!
Armless Wangless Cloud: T.T Bad doggy...
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:58 pm
Aw... Thas messed up.... Hehehehehehahahaha....
Cloud: "Tifa, my love for you is like a river of... dammit, what's the line..."
Tifa: "What are you talking about?"
Cloud: "I got so worked up about thinking of a way to say I love you, that I forgot what I was going to say..."
Tifa: "It's okay, you don't need cheesy lines, I love you, too!"
Cloud: "Really?"
Tifa: "Nah, just messing with you. I'm a lesbian, and Aeris and I have been dating for a while now."
Cloud: "..."
-2 hours later-
Cloud: "Come on, Yuffie! You have to have some kind of Materia that'll turn me into a girl!"
Yuffie: "There's no such thing, now quit bugging me! I'm trying to read here!"
Cloud: "If you can turn me into a girl, I'll buy you all the books and Materia you'll ever want!"
Yuffie: "Wait, what's today?"
Cloud: "April 1st, why do you ask?"
Yuffie: "Oi, baka ja nai!" *hits him with the book* "Sheesh, stupid hyper people really piss me off..."
Cloud: "What?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:59 am
Cid:*Injecks needle in right arm.* I love you guys!
Group: What the ********: Aww show me some love!*Attepmts to hug someone.*
Group: *Gets out guns and shoots his a** to hell*
Aeris biggrin umbass ***** aint gonna glomp di s**t!
Vincent biggrin amn Straight!
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:37 pm
Tifa: I'm a stoner, with a boner
Cloud:*Walks in* eek are you gay?
Cid: scream WHO THE F**AM I TO SHOOT THAT POOR GOTHIC WHITE PERSON. *shoots self in head*
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:42 pm
Cloud: *walks up to Vincent* Hey can I as...
Vincent: * Shoots Cloud in the head* I was thinking it's a first for me.
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:55 pm
Cloud: F$!K This Im going to FF8
Sephiroth: Wait for me Honey bunny
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:20 pm
HOJO: I think it's time I sit everyone down and explain the plot structure in a rational and clear manner.
CLOUD: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.
CID: I've decided to give up swearing and go on an all organic diet.
YUFFIE: Don Cornio is sooooooooo smexy! I want to have his children! heart
TIFA: Oh look, Cloud is a vegetable. HAA HAA! That's what you get for flirting with that other bimbo, you b*****d.
AERIS: I think I'm going to go for the goth look.
VINCENT: Lucrecia? Oh, just some fling I had a while back.
BARRET: Please cut off my leg, I wanna be like Edward Elric on FMA.
RUFUS: I'm not wearing any underwear
SCARLET: I'm actually wearing underwear.
SEPHIROTH: I've always dreamed of being a prima-ballerina. Dance with me Cloud!
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:38 pm
Vincent: "Yuffie, you, me, Wrestlemania... In a casket match!"
Yuffie: "Oh-kay..." *Chooses those settings*
Vincent: "You cannot defeat, the Undertaker!"
Yuffie: "Dude, it's just a game. Calm yourself down!"
Cloud: "Vincent and Yuffie playing videogames again?"
Tifa: "Mmmm-hm."
(BOOOM!)
Cloud: "What the hell happened!"
Vincent: "Yuffie did it!"
Yuffie: "LIAR!" *spears him through the tv*
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:29 am
Don Corneo:I'M A UNIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:36 am
Aeris:*watching them beat up her church in AC* "Ah helll nah! They're wreckin my church!" *casts thunder on them* "Stupids, that was my house, still is my house, and will always be, my house."
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:13 pm
Sephiroth and cloud fighting.
Seferoth: Psst hey Cloud
Cloud:What
sephiroth:look at the knockers on that one
Cloud:witch one?? Tifa or Yuffie??
Sephiroth biggrin ude both
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:41 pm
Athren Crain Cid:*Injecks needle in right arm.* I love you guys! Group: What the ********: Aww show me some love!*Attepmts to hug someone.* Group: *Gets out guns and shoots his a** to hell* Aeris biggrin umbass ***** aint gonna glomp di s**t! Vincent biggrin amn Straight! I will ask you not to say that word here.
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