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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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 Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:42 pm
Montiqueue Funnies thing I've ever heard. xD You shoulda taped it. Or let a friend tape it. I don't think anyone thought to.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:42 pm
Wantcookie So there was a hypnotist tonight. And I was like "PICK ME PICK ME PICK ********' ME GODDAMN IT" So I went up there with a few other people. One of the things he did was hypnotize us to react as though he was naked and ridiculously hung. My friends tell me that the girls gawked or shied away, and almost all of the guys cringed/looked away/flipped out. Apparently I stared and laughed. He went up to each person and got them to say something about it. Apparently I giggled into the microphone, "Mine's still bigger!" He picked it up kinda shocked and went "What? I've never gotten that response before!" He gave me the mic again and I apparently said, "If you'd like to compare back at my place, cute stuff..." My friends said that every woman in the audience cheered as loud as possible. xd I ********' love my subconscious. xd
OMFG Cookie you made my day! xD
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:44 pm
Wantcookie Montiqueue Funnies thing I've ever heard. xD You shoulda taped it. Or let a friend tape it. I don't think anyone thought to. Well go back in time and tape it then! 1:<
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:48 pm
Skaeryll Wantcookie So there was a hypnotist tonight. And I was like "PICK ME PICK ME PICK ********' ME GODDAMN IT" So I went up there with a few other people. One of the things he did was hypnotize us to react as though he was naked and ridiculously hung. My friends tell me that the girls gawked or shied away, and almost all of the guys cringed/looked away/flipped out. Apparently I stared and laughed. He went up to each person and got them to say something about it. Apparently I giggled into the microphone, "Mine's still bigger!" He picked it up kinda shocked and went "What? I've never gotten that response before!" He gave me the mic again and I apparently said, "If you'd like to compare back at my place, cute stuff..." My friends said that every woman in the audience cheered as loud as possible. xd I ********' love my subconscious. xd
OMFG Cookie you made my day! xD I think I'll go see the next hypnotist that comes to town. rofl
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:48 pm
Skaeryll Wantcookie So there was a hypnotist tonight. And I was like "PICK ME PICK ME PICK ********' ME GODDAMN IT" So I went up there with a few other people. One of the things he did was hypnotize us to react as though he was naked and ridiculously hung. My friends tell me that the girls gawked or shied away, and almost all of the guys cringed/looked away/flipped out. Apparently I stared and laughed. He went up to each person and got them to say something about it. Apparently I giggled into the microphone, "Mine's still bigger!" He picked it up kinda shocked and went "What? I've never gotten that response before!" He gave me the mic again and I apparently said, "If you'd like to compare back at my place, cute stuff..." My friends said that every woman in the audience cheered as loud as possible. xd I ********' love my subconscious. xd
OMFG Cookie you made my day! xDIt's certainly a good story. It'd be nice if I could remember all of it for myself. All I remember is wanting a piece of man-meat. Badly. xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:49 pm
I'd like to do what LPS said but I don't think I'd be able to get hypnotized. 1: My mother wasn't able to so who knows, might not be able to happen to me either.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:51 pm
Montiqueue I'd like to do what LPS said but I don't think I'd be able to get hypnotized. 1: My mother wasn't able to so who knows, might not be able to happen to me either. You gotta be able to relax quickly and have a good imagination. xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:52 pm
I just wouldn't do it. I guess you can call me a skeptic, but I don't think I would be able to be hypnotized.
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problematic briefcase generated a random number between
260000000 and 270000000 ...
265445474!
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:55 pm
I just don't want to look more like an idiot that I already do. O:
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:56 pm
Wantcookie Montiqueue I'd like to do what LPS said but I don't think I'd be able to get hypnotized. 1: My mother wasn't able to so who knows, might not be able to happen to me either. You gotta be able to relax quickly and have a good imagination. xd That practically explains my life style. But still.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:56 pm
Having aspergers, and my need to not look like a fool in public, I really couldn't do it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:57 pm
Oh, there was another one, too. He had us all react as though a porno was playing. He stopped us pretty quickly when he saw me with one hand in my pants about to drop my drawers. xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:58 pm
Wantcookie Oh, there was another one, too. He had us all react as though a porno was playing. He stopped us pretty quickly when he saw me with one hand in my pants about to drop my drawers. xd XDDD
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:58 pm
Shiny Gligar I just don't want to look more like an idiot that I already do. O: You pansy! You gotta learn to live a little! > biggrin
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:58 pm
Shiny Gligar I just don't want to look more like an idiot that I already do. O: nice dubs
I wouldn't want to be hypnotized, I'd just hope someone entertaining did. XD
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