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 Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:23 pm
Aeris: "Ahh, great thing that Yuffie found this hot spring, right Tifa?"
Tifa: "Yeah, with all the fights we've been in, it's nice to get some rest..."
Yuffie: "Took me hours to find this place. Anything to help you guys out, sorry for taking your materia, and from the deepest part of my heart, I promise I will never..."
???: *walks into the hot spring* "May I join you?"
Tifa: "Sure, anyone is.... Wait, Cloud?"
Cloud?: "Hi, my name is Cloudia, it's nice to meet you."
Tifa: "Will you quit it with the jokes already! Get the hell out of here!"
Yuffie: *whispers to Aeris*
Aeris: *taps Tifa*
Tifa: "WHAT?! Can't you see I'm trying to get this pervert out of here?!"
Aeris: "Um.... Look..." *points at her chest*
Tifa: *notices Cloudia has a pure female figure* "Whadda... Hudda.. Huh?"
Cloudia: "Yeah, seems Vincent gave me this female potion thingy, now I'm one of you!"
Yuffie: "Cool!" *hugs Cloudia* "This is better than Materia!"
Aeris: "This is better than flowers..."
Tifa: "Wait, if I still like Cloud, I mean Cloudia, does that make me a lesbian?"
Cloudia: "Heh, this is awesome."
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:44 pm
President Shinra: I'm gonna donate all my gill to rebuild Midgar. And I think this time I'll make it pink.
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:45 pm
Tifa walks in wearing no bra but a shirt.
Cloud: HOLY S*** HAVE YOU BEEN STUFFING YOUR BRA?????!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:10 pm
lololololzzzz
Sephiroth:*waiting at center of planet for CLoud & co.*
OK mom, got any three's?
Jenova:*Indistinguishable shrieking*
Sephiroth biggrin amn.... rofl
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:00 pm
Should be easy to guess where this comes from if you're a fan of the WWE.
Sephiroth: "I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy. I've got the looks, that drive the girls wild. I've got the moves, that really move 'em. I send chills, up and down their spines. I'm just a sexy boy!"
Aeris: "Sexy boy!"
Sephiroth: "I'm not your boy toy."
Aeris: "Boy toy!"
Sephiroth: "I'm just a sexy boy!"
Aeris: "Sexy boy!"
Sephiroth: "I'm not your boy toy."
Aeris: "Boy toy!"
Original, maybe. Bored, yes.
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:41 pm
Sephiroth: Damn this final fantasy porn of yahoo images is the s**t!*Flap, flap*
Jenova: *Enters*...*indistigishable gurgling*
Sephiroth: Dammit women! Don't you ever knock!
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:57 pm
lol
Sephiroth:*At a psychiatrist's office* Y'know what doc? I've been getting these recent..urges...lately..
Shrink: And what do these urges consist of?
Sephiroth: Well, whenever I see people, I have the powerful urge to...KILL THEM.
Shrink: *Writes some notes* Uh-huh. And how long have you had these...for lack of a better term, "Stabbity" urges?
Sephiroth: Well, ever since I discovered that my true mother is a 2000 year old being from another world sent to kill everyone and that I am not a real human, but the product of several freakish experiments, leading me to become insane, killing an entire town, and burning it to the ground. And my daddy always beat me *tear*.
Shrink: Hmmmm, I see. Now, have you ever tried working these problems out?
Sephiroth: Yes.
Shrink: WHen?
Sephiroth: Well, when i killed many other of the experiments, possesed another human being, summoned a gigantic, planet-obliterating meteor, awakened several titanic creatures of an ancient past, and went to an amusement park. Oh, and then i transformed into some freakish creatures myself, and was subsequently defeated. Y'know, I find that murder seems to help my anger issues.
Shrink: You know, I think you've wasted you're time here. After all, you seem perfectly fine to me.
Sephiroth: Really?! Thanks, doc! I'm recommending you to all my friends!
I feel great! I feel like burning down an orphanage! *kills Shrink as he's leaving*
9 out of 10 psychotic villians recommend Doctor Fraudulence!*
*Doctor Fraudulence is not actually a certified psychiatrist and may actually make problems worse.
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:22 pm
Cloud:Tifa... I wanna have your babies.
Tifa: What the ********: What? You don't love me?*Teary*
Tifa: No I do it's just... I don't date men who have... you know... smaler than 5in....
Barret: Come back to bed hunny.
Cloud:....
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:41 pm
vincent: did i forget to leave out food for the bats before i joined this crew???
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:53 pm
Cloud: Tifa? Why are your boobies sooo big?
Tifa: .... Shut up Cloud.
Cloud: What's wrong?
Tifa: I said shut up!
Cloud: What the fu-
Yuffie: *Whisper* Dude... she's pmsing
Cloud: What is That?
Yuffie: When a woman acts all bitchy and can't get a ********: Oh! You mean Def Con 3!
Tifa: I'm Right here dammit!
Yuffie: *Whisper* Told ya.
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:58 pm
Yuffie: *starts digging a hole with a shovel*
Vincent: *sees Yuffie* "What the hell are you doing?"
Yuffie: "Isn't it obvious, genius?"
Vincent: "Digging a hole that you'll bury yourself in?"
Yuffie: "No! I'm digging a hole to China!"
Vincent: "Are you crasy?"
Yuffie: "Why? Think I can't do it?"
Vincent: "Know, you should have asked me!" *grabs a shovel*
Yuffie: "Sweet! Now we'll get there in double time!"
Vincent: "China or bust!"
-few feet away-
Cloud: "Wanna take their things once they're down deep enough?"
Tifa: "Nah, but if they're not back in 5 days, we're leaving, here what I'm saying? I'm not staying here from some retards that'd rather dig to China than use Bahamut, feeling me?"
Cloud: "Word."
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:18 pm
Cloud: (to sephiroth) nice a**...
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:01 pm
*ruby weapon to others* :Guess what?
Emeral weapon: You sunk junon?!
Everyone else: eek
Saphire weapon: you finally blew up Midgar?!
Ruby weapon: no I just saved a bunch of money on my destroyas insurance by switchin' to RENO
Reno: WAAAAAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?!?
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:51 pm
... stare basically, you just copied me.
oh well.
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:30 pm
Sephiroth: (To Cloud) Nice pants.
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