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 Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:34 pm
Eel O`Brian Jessica Drew Eel O`Brian Jessica Drew Good instincts you have. *Places the flowers in water* I love 'em! So..do you like...stuff? sweatdrop Umm.., sure? What kind of stuff are you thinking about cowboy? Um..fun stuff? Maybe we can go..do stuff sometime? Movie and dinner stuff? sweatdrop Maybe you could explain to me your earlier ... fascination with my costume?
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:34 pm
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:36 pm
Jessica Drew Maybe you could explain to me your earlier ... fascination with my costume? it's a classic design..and..um.. it really accentuates your figure, which i must say, is stunning.. Just a great color scheme as well... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:36 pm
Doesn’t like crap games, with a-barons and earls
Won’t go to harlem, in ermine and peaaaaaaaaarls
She
Won’t
dish
the dirt,
with the rest of those girls
That’s why the lady is a tramp!
She loves the free, fresh wind
in her haaaaaaair
Life without care
She’s broke! but it’s o’k
She hates california, it’s so smutty daaaaaaamp
That’s why the lady is a tramp hey!
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:37 pm
You're in enough hot water with me as it is.. and now .. now you're singing about me being a tramp.
* takes out a cell phone*
Hello is this the law offices of Harvey Birdman.. Yes, I'm calling because I'm thinking about filing for divorce.
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:40 pm
Eel O`Brian Jessica Drew Maybe you could explain to me your earlier ... fascination with my costume? it's a classic design..and..um.. it really accentuates your figure, which i must say, is stunning.. Just a great color scheme as well... sweatdrop Right... I'll make you a deal, wear your clothes rather than mine, stay out of my room, and I think we can do dinner and maybe a movie... if you behave.
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:41 pm
She goes to the parlour, she cries and she moans
'tell Slenderella just...to leave her alone!'
She's not so hot-BUT-
her look is her own!
That's why the lady is a tramp!
She goes to Coney and thinks the beach is divine
She goes to ball game and thinks the Yankees are fine
Why, she reads Walter Winchell and understands EVERY line
That's why the lady is a tramp, hey yeah
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:41 pm
Jessica Drew Eel O`Brian Jessica Drew Maybe you could explain to me your earlier ... fascination with my costume? it's a classic design..and..um.. it really accentuates your figure, which i must say, is stunning.. Just a great color scheme as well... sweatdrop Right... I'll make you a deal, wear your clothes rather than mine, stay out of my room, and I think we can do dinner and maybe a movie... if you behave. Oh, I wouldn't be wearing your clothes.. ^^ not when it's so easy to BE them.. i mean... Be..have... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:43 pm
* is still talking on the phone*
" You'll have the papers at my house tommarrow. Great! Thanks Harvey!"
* puts away her cellphone*
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:44 pm
Linda Park West You're in enough hot water with me as it is.. and now .. now you're singing about me being a tramp. * takes out a cell phone* Hello is this the law offices of Harvey Birdman.. Yes, I'm calling because I'm thinking about filing for divorce. Don't bother with Harvey Birdman. He represented me when I sued Kyle Rayner for copyright infringement. He stole my origin, but I didn't get a dime! *shakes his fist angrily* Screw you, Birdman!
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:44 pm
Do you follow baseball, Eel? If not, you may want to start.
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:44 pm
She left for London and left me behind crying
I missed her crowning
But I didn't mind-
She won't play Scarlett in 'Gone with the wind' (said so it rhymes 4laugh )
That's why the lady is a tramp!
The food at "Sardis" is great, no doubt
but she doesn't know what...motels are about!
She drops in a dime and...some ICE comes out!
That's why the lady is a tramp!
She likes the free, fresh, wind in her face
diamonds and lace-DON'T got! So what?!
I'd like to take
her out
where ever
she'd please
and fly
with the breeze
No dough! Hi ho!
She's all alone when
I lower my laaaaaamp heart
and that's why the laaady
that's why the lady
THAT'S WHY THE LAAAAADY IS A TRAAAAAMP!!!!!
(thank you Frank Sinatra....)
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:45 pm
Richard Rider Linda Park West You're in enough hot water with me as it is.. and now .. now you're singing about me being a tramp. * takes out a cell phone* Hello is this the law offices of Harvey Birdman.. Yes, I'm calling because I'm thinking about filing for divorce. Don't bother with Harvey Birdman. He represented me when I sued Kyle Rayner for copyright infringement. He stole my origin, but I didn't get a dime! *shakes his fist angrily* Screw you, Batman! I'm telling!
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:45 pm
Jessica Drew Do you follow baseball, Eel? If not, you may want to start. Why's that, my precious arachnid? heart _ heart
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:46 pm
Richard Rider Linda Park West You're in enough hot water with me as it is.. and now .. now you're singing about me being a tramp. * takes out a cell phone* Hello is this the law offices of Harvey Birdman.. Yes, I'm calling because I'm thinking about filing for divorce. Don't bother with Harvey Birdman. He represented me when I sued Kyle Rayner for copyright infringement. He stole my origin, but I didn't get a dime! *shakes his fist angrily* Screw you, Birdman! Got any other suggestions for a lawyer?
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