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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:47 am

*the whole crews on the airship, heading for North Crater*

Cid: Whooooooooooooohooooooooooooo!!!! Here we come Sephiroth!!!!!

Cloud: Why do I think we forgot to do something?

Tifa: It's all in your head Cloud, you're just scared

Vincent: Hahah! Big girly man!

Yuffie: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Cait Sith: Hey, I don't think it's fair for Cloud t-

Barret: SHUDDAP!!! *shoots Cait Sith*

Cloud: I still think we forgot something

*Elsewhere*

Rufus: DIE SAPPHIRE!!!!!!

Hojo: Fire!!!!!

Shinra Soldier: *casts fire on Sapphire*

Hojo: No you idiot! Fire the cannon!!!

Shinra Soldier: Oh yeah *fires*

*Sapphire gets promptly killed and the shot heads towards the crater*

Cloud: *sees the beam coming at them* Oh

*The Highwind gets destroyed and everyone dies*

GAME OVER

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:33 pm

Vincent: Okay, Okay, I'll Admit it I READ SHONEN JUMP!!!!

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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:21 pm

Cloud: *Orders five large pizzas*
Tifa: *Orders four burritos and two double cheeseburgers*
Vincent: *At home being a couch potato eating a tub of ice cream and chips*
Cait Sith: *Orders five Happy Meals and three chocolate shakes*
Barret: *Orders Subway*

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:34 pm

Marik: "Hahahahaha! I shall take over the world, with my Yugioh cards!"
Vincent: *shoots him in the head* "Stupid a** mother f*****..."
Cloud: "Dude, did we really have to come here? Shouldn't we be looking for Sephiroth or something?"
Vincent: "Well, that guy wants to take over the world, and at least we don't have to worry about a god damned sword. Idiot only had damned playing cards."
Yuffie: "Heh, stupid pansy, even my shuriken have a better chance of taking over the world than..." *picks up a card* "The mystical elf... Hahahahahahaha!"

-In the real world-
Jhay-R: "Finally, freaking finally they shoot him in the head!"

(Always wondered, "If the world is in danger of coming to an end, why not just kill the idiot instead of dueling?")

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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:50 pm

JENOVA: sephiroth i'm not ur mother...

cloud watchin saw2: who cast confuse on that dude cutting his neck?

yuffie: i'm pregnant with clouds baby

barret: i give up i'll just adopt another daughter

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:50 pm

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Toughie... Let's see here:
Sephiroth: Ohmigawd, I'm sorry, did I hurt you?
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Cloud: Can I keep the dress?
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Barret: ShinRa makes life so much... easier.
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Tifa: Christ!! I'm a woman!
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Aeris: ...I really don't care what happens to the planet...
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Red XIII: Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars.
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Cait Sith: Red is kinna cute...
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Cid: And... aviation means what?
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Vincent: Party at my place!!
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Yuffie: This is my young, kind, attractive, and single father, Godo.
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Hojo: Oh, man... I... did not see that coming.
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Rufus: Heart!
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Reno: We aren't being payed to sit around and do nothing!!
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Elena: Take a load off, Reno.
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Rude: You've got the wrong number...
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Tseng: Sephiroth's... sword... tickles...
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Don Corneo: Pervert!!
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Heiddegger: ...not funny.
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Scarlet: ...really not funny.
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President ShinRa: Let's handle this logically...
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Jesse: ...I really don't think Cloud is my type...
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Biggs: Barret's a sweet guy..
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Wedge: I'm afraid of blowing away in the wind...
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Marlene: *Says something not naively insightful.*
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Elmyra: Let Aeris escourt you, dear.
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Cloud's Ma: ARE YOU GAY!?
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:48 am

* the crew is flying in the airship, and then Auron bursts in*

Auron: There can only be one maniac with an over-sized sword!!!1

Cloud: And it's gonna be me!

*screen fades out to be replaced by a battle scene*

*Auron: 15197 HP/568 MP*

*Cloud: 9999 HP/999 MP*

Auron: Power Break! *hits Cloud for 2000 damage*

Cloud: Braver! *jump slashes Auron for 1557 damage*

*Auron: 13640 HP/563 MP*

*Cloud: 7999 HP/999 MP*

Auron: Magic Break! *hits Cloud for 2000 damage, again*

Cloud: Knights Of The Round! *summons KOTR for 11000 whooping damage*

*Auron: 2640 HP/553 MP*

*Cloud: 5999 HP/999 MP*

Cloud: OMNISLASH! *hits for 1000 damage*

Auron: Tornado! *kills Cloud with 20000 damage*

*battle ends*

Cloud: *faints*

Tifa: Whoa

Red XIII: Dyamn

Barret: eek *his machine gun accidentally goes off and shoots Cloud's fainted body*

Yuffie: I want him!!! *runs at Auron*

Tifa: No he's mine!

*Yuffie vs Tifa catfight*

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:41 pm

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Marik: "Hahahahaha! I shall take over the world, with my Yugioh cards!"
Vincent: *shoots him in the head* "Stupid a** mother f*****..."
Cloud: "Dude, did we really have to come here? Shouldn't we be looking for Sephiroth or something?"
Vincent: "Well, that guy wants to take over the world, and at least we don't have to worry about a god damned sword. Idiot only had damned playing cards."
Yuffie: "Heh, stupid pansy, even my shuriken have a better chance of taking over the world than..." *picks up a card* "The mystical elf... Hahahahahahaha!"

-In the real world-
Jhay-R: "Finally, freaking finally they shoot him in the head!"

(Always wondered, "If the world is in danger of coming to an end, why not just kill the idiot instead of dueling?")

Lol!!! good one rofl

Sephiroth: cloud ... *sobs* I'm so sorry I burned your hometown! I just wanted someone to LOVE ME!!!! *hugs cloud*
Cloud: 0.0 f*ck this! *flees*
Sephiroth: Noooo dont go!!!! *curls up into a ball and whimpers*

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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:50 pm

Cloud: Sephiroth... It is time to break up...

Sephiroth: NOOOO!!1 *smacks Cloud*

Cloud: *grabs his foot ands jumps up and down* Ow, my Toe, my Toe, my Toe! *hops away crying* crying

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:16 pm

Yuffie: "Come on Vincent, it's time to kick a** and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum."
Vincent: "I refuse to play your childish game of "Street Fighter 3," I have more important things to do."
Yuffie: "You're just afraid that I'll whip your a** at something. Now come on!"
Vincent: *sighs* "Fine... But only 1 match."

-1 hr. later-

Yuffie: "Oh come on, quit it with the hadoken you cheating piece of crap!"
Vincent: "You're just pissed that you can't beat me with Ibuki!"
Yuffie: "Cloudo! He's cheating!"
Cloud: *pulling a chicken out of the oven* "Children, so immature, right Tifa?"
Tifa: *smoking a pipe* *reading a newspaper* "Right, honey."
Yuffie: *throws controller at the T.V.* "F*** this game! I'm going to, read or something..."
Vincent: "Heheheh, now to watch Sailormoon."

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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:39 pm

Sephiroth: (in Advent Children) It's been a long time....Cloud

Cloud: What?! No! Leave me alone!!

Sephiroth:....Cloud?

Cloud: No! What are these voices in my head?!

Yuffie & co. in airship: You rock Cloud! You can do it!

Cloud: Gah! I'm going insane!!! TOO MUCH ATTENTION!!!!

Sephiroth: I think Cloud has lost it....

Cloud: No!!! Stop!! I will not submit!!! Stop talking to me you stupid voices!! crying whaaaa

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:26 pm

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Sephiroth: (in Advent Children) It's been a long time....Cloud

Cloud: What?! No! Leave me alone!!

Sephiroth:....Cloud?

Cloud: No! What are these voices in my head?!

Yuffie & co. in airship: You rock Cloud! You can do it!

Cloud: Gah! I'm going insane!!! TOO MUCH ATTENTION!!!!

Sephiroth: I think Cloud has lost it....

Cloud: No!!! Stop!! I will not submit!!! Stop talking to me you stupid voices!! crying whaaaa

rofl

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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:19 am

Cloud: Guys, where are we?

Tifa: In mideel, why do you ask?

Cloud: It's called a leap of faith Jack.

Tifa: Huh?

Cloud: No boys allowed huh?

Cid: I think he lost it

Cloud: My baby!

Aeris: Well I'm stumped. Cloud's got full HP and no status ailments , I don't know what's happened to him

*Vincent comes out of a room*

Vincent: Cloud! Comertials over!!!! *goes back inside*

Cloud: *runs inside*

Barret: Huh, a Lost overload

Red XIII: Let's just go

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:05 am

Sephiroth:Cloud, I am your father!
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*
Aerith: Cloud, I love you!
Cloud: But...but...I love......someone else...
Aerith: Who!?
Cloud: I...I...I love Cid
*Entire group*: eek
Cid:*walks in*Hey, y'all, why're you all starin' at me like that...?
Cloud: heart heart heart

Meanwhile...
Waffels: D00d! WTF?!?!?!? This copy of FFVII director's cut it teh sux0rs!
*~*~*~*~*~*
Cloud:*walks in* Well, everybody, Sephiroth's killed Aerith, summoned Meteor, and awakened five deadly ancient creatures with infinite power.
BUT I have good news!
RedXIII:You found a way to de-petrify my father?
Tifa: You found my a back brace to help with my back problems caused by my overlarge--?*Cut across by Vincent*
Vincent: You've found a way to stop Sephiroth?
Cait Sith: You've found a way to make me less annoying?
Yuffie: You've found some Rare materia?
Cid: We're goin' inta space?
Barret: It's a boy?*Everyone*: eek What?!*Barret*:Nuthin'..... ninja
Aerith: You've found a way to bring me back to life?
Cloud: Nope! I just saved a buncha gil on my airship insurance by switching to Geico!
*Everyone*:*Beats up *Cloud*

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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:23 pm

Sephiroth: *listening to advent children soundtrack* My theme sucks, I wanted to be at the other end of my sword crying *stabbed by cloud* thanks *dies*

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