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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:42 pm
John Constantine Lucifer Morningstar I know that I'm lucky. My writer, the ONLY one I've had, said he'd write the screenplay if asked. You, on the other, get passed around between Ennises and Ellises like a cheap British slut. We'll see about that, pal. Your series'll end and then someone'll pull a Dreaming on you. Next thing you know, you're bendin' over for C-list talent who'd be hard pressed to write a shoppin' list. And then Johnny will be there...laughing... Mike Carey won't be writting your book forever. Who knows. Maybe they'll bring back Kit and she can fight SW for you when Swamp Thing takes over your cigarettes.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:43 pm
Lucifer Morningstar Mike Carey won't be writting your book forever. Who knows. Maybe they'll bring back Kit and she can fight SW for you when Swamp Thing takes over your cigarettes. I'm beginning to see now why the old bugger gave you the heave-ho.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:47 pm
I left the silver city of my own free will, without pushing or shoving. My father had been silent for a long time prior to that. Meanwhile you can't even get your freinds to let you sleep on their couch.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:50 pm
Lucifer Morningstar I left the silver city of my own free will, without pushing or shoving. My father had been silent for a long time prior to that. Meanwhile you can't even get your freinds to let you sleep on their couch. Ah, but that's not what it says in the official novelisation, is it?
And yes, couches may be few and far between these days, but I'm not above usin' the old Jedi Mind Trick to get a couple of nights room and board.
'Salright for you livin' in your bleedin' nightclub TARDIS, or wherever you're spendin' your time these days.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:52 pm
What do I care what the book says? Have you seen the people who read it? Let them think what they want, think that I'm sitting on their shoulder making them do what they do of their own free will. Of course, free will isn't exactly something you like is it? Not when it happens to other people. You would mind trick the world if you had the chance. Nothing is beneath old Constantine.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:57 pm
Yeah, but it's been said, by what git I haven't the foggiest, that when you hit the bottom, you can only go up from there.
And speaking of hittin' bottoms; you want to watch yourself, squire. I may be a lowly little bag of meat and hair to you, but underestimatin' me comes at a price. I ran rings around the other berk, and granted, you're not as stupid as him...but I'm John Constantine. Unpredictability is me middle name.
Actually, it's Winston. But let's not put that about, eh?
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:58 pm
*walks into the Bistro with a critical smile*
Gentlemen, please, If you're going to partake in a childish testosterone war why not just whip it out with a tape measure and get it over with? rolleyes
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:01 pm
I've flown circles around mines more wrapped and more cunning than yours Constantine. I've bluffed my own multiverse and I don't believe in giving a monologue. Just by standing in my presense you're out of your league.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:01 pm
Ms Emma Frost *walks into the Bistro with a critical smile* Gentlemen, please, If you're going to partake in a childish testosterone war why not just whip it out with a tape measure and get it over with? rolleyes No need, I'd win that one by default.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:05 pm
Lucifer Morningstar Just by standing in my presense you're out of your league. Been out of me league a lot of times, chief. An' I'm still here. Granted, there's been losses. But not the main one.
And anyway...Pride goeth before a fall...but I'm sure I don't have to tell you that.
*disappears in a cloud of Silk Cut smoke*
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:06 pm
One of these days no one is going to take his cancer away.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:15 pm
*looks at Lucifer*
Out of morbid curiousity darling, can angels be killed?
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 11:17 pm
*Searches for an emote*
cool ? No, Patsy will have kittens if she sees that. ninja ? No, Batman will kill me. stare ? No, Rita will give me the evil eye every time I post. neutral ? No, Nate might not care, but he was there first. domokun ? No, the newbs will eat me alive. exclaim I know!
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:41 am
Jessica Drew *Searches for an emote* cool ? No, Patsy will have kittens if she sees that. ninja ? No, Batman will kill me. stare ? No, Rita will give me the evil eye every time I post. neutral ? No, Nate might not care, but he was there first. domokun ? No, the newbs will eat me alive. exclaim I know! stare
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 8:47 am
*does the dance of joy because he's a man and not a cookie*
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