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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:43 pm
Bigby Wolf I'm not a were-wolf. I'm a were-man. You're a wolf who thinks like a man, you're part spirit, part flesh, and you can shapeshift. Sounds like a Lupus-breed Garou to me. wink
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:45 pm
Shape-shifting's overrated. If I wasn't forced by circumstances to blend with you mundy folks-no offense-I'd take full-on wolfishness in the Black Forest again any day of the week.
*lights another ********, man, I lived during the age of pantaloons. You Mundys are all insane.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:48 pm
Bigby Wolf Shape-shifting's overrated. If I wasn't forced by circumstances to blend with you mundy folks-no offense-I'd take full-on wolfishness in the Black Forest again any day of the week. *lights another ********, man, I lived during the age of pantaloons. You Mundys are all insane. I don't think anyone who eats an old lady and then wears her clothes has any call to be passing judgement on the sanity of others.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:49 pm
I was young and thought it was pretty damn funny at the time. Didn't turn out too well for me, as you pretty much know.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:52 pm
That's what happens when you dress up as an elderly lady in order to eat her grandchild.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:52 pm
Bigby Wolf I was young and thought it was pretty damn funny at the time. Didn't turn out too well for me, as you pretty much know. Hey, I was a Punk. You don't have to talk to me about unwise fashion choices.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:53 pm
I was under the impression at the time that what worked on three young, very gullible goats would work just fine on one young naive girl in a red hood. Lesson learned after swimming with the fishies for a month.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:59 pm
Bigby Wolf I was under the impression at the time that what worked on three young, very gullible goats would work just fine on one young naive girl in a red hood. Lesson learned after swimming with the fishies for a month. Goats? I thought it was pigs with you. That bridge troll security guatd was the one that had goat-trouble, wasn't he?
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:01 pm
It's not as popular a story today, but no, I had my share with some tasty goats, too. Though it was their mom I dressed up as.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:02 pm
You need to hang out with some other shapeshifters. If you pick up some new tricks, you wouldn't have to worry about any woodsman again.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:04 pm
Yeah, I heard that spiel from my dad when I was a pup. 'When are you going to get about to shapeshifting? Why don't you come to family events? You should be able to take a few thousand forms by your age, son!'
I'm a wolf, through and through, no matter the pedigree. My mother was a b***h, but that doesn't mean she wasn't the most loving mom in the Fable lands, no matter how her wild son acted.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:06 pm
Bigby Wolf It's not as popular a story today, but no, I had my share with some tasty goats, too. Though it was their mom I dressed up as. Quite a fan of the old Inter-Species Transvestism, it seems...
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:08 pm
And I suppose when you were a teen you didn't do anything...exploratory.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:13 pm
I fought a war in another galaxy before I graduated high school. I suppose that counts as exploratory. Still didn't dress up as a woman, though.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:15 pm
Bigby Wolf And I suppose when you were a teen you didn't do anything...exploratory. Nah, just the usual stuff...killed a cat on me Mum's grave...cursed me Dad...watched me Sister getting changed...all that run-of-the-mill childhood stuff.
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