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 Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:59 pm
Cloud: "Tifa, I gotta ask you something..."
Tifa: "Yeah?"
Cloud: "Will you, ma-ma-maa..."
Tifa: "Yes?"
Cloud: "Will you make me a sandwhich?"
Tifa: "Grr....." *kicks him in the shin* "You son of a bi***!"
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Vincent: "Yuffie, slow down, I can't keep up..."
Yuffie: "Come on, don't stop, I'm not done yet!"
Vincent: "I can't go any faster, Yuffie!"
Yuffie: "Please, dont, stop... Almost there..."
*bring bring bring*
Yuffie: "Wooo! We just ran a 5 mile three-legged race under an hour! That's gotta be a new record!"
Vincent: *falls on face* "Okay, I'm not gonna be able to make love tonight.... Is it okay if we just cuddle for tonight?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:43 am
Barret: I'm sorry for calling you names Cloud. Let's hug! 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:35 am
Cid:Shera, I LOVE YOU!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:06 pm
Aeris: *stares deeply into Sephiroth's eyes* Sephiroth, I'm pregnant...
Sephiroth: Wha-wha-wha-what?
Aeris: Tee-Hee, just kidding! Just wanted to see how you'd react!
Sephiroth: *heart attack*
Aeris: Ah! Oi, Cloudo, what is the number to 911?
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:29 am
cloud:tifa theres somthing i gotta say
tifa:what is it?
cloud:well i kinda....
tifa:what
cloud:i kinda been doin sephiroth behind ur back
tifa:no way me 2!
cloud surprised h ye and cait sith
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:40 am
(After Sephirtoh meeting Aeris in the lifestream)
Aeris: *Choking Sephiroth in the back* "Cheapshot! Stabbed me in the back!""
Sephirtoth: *choking* "I said I was sorry!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:50 am
Jhay-R (After Sephirtoh meeting Aeris in the lifestream) Aeris: *Choking Sephiroth in the back* "Cheapshot! Stabbed me in the back!"" Sephirtoth: *choking* "I said I was sorry!" Rofl.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:56 pm
aeres:cloud, u suck! I'm so happy I'm dead! It would be a living nightmare to be with you! xp
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:58 pm
kadaj:Why are us three silver haired brothers so sexy!?
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:19 pm
Cloud: Sephiroth.....what a big sword you have....
Sephiroth: eek ............
If that was done already, I am sorry -grovel-
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:15 pm
Sephiroth: Mommy! That bully Cloud beat me up again!*waaaaaa*
Jinova: oh will someone just make this son of a b**ch shut the f*ck up?!
Sephiroth: What? *google eyes*
Jinova:you heard me you pointed hair son of a b**ch, get the f*ck out of my face!
Sephiroth: *cryes so hard that the whole neuborhood woke up...*
meanwhile a mile away in cloud and tifa's room....
Cloud: godanmit! here the sissy goes on again crying! Will someone just make him shutup?!
Tifa: who cares, he does it everyday now.... besides when u even try talking to him, all he says is anything about his mom.What a sissy!
Cloud and Tifa: HA HA ha ha!
Sephiroth just walks in.....
Sephiroth: You guys too?! gonk
Don't talk to me! waaaaa!
*locks himself in a room*
Vincent holding a teddy bear: What a fricken sissy xp
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:46 pm
In the lifestream
Sephiroth: "Please, Aeris, stop!"
Aeris: *ties him up**gags him* "Well, you said you'd do anything to forgive me. Now, just let me do this..."
Sephiroth: 'So screwed...'
Aeris: *hangs him from a tree* "There you go little guys, now you get a pinata! Hit him enough and he'll throw up candy!"
(Yep, I'm an AeriSeph, but got so many jokes about them meeting in the lifestream)
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:59 pm
Aeris: ~goes back in time and tries to keep herself from getting killed~
[Midgar: After the first bombing mission.]
Aeris: Hmmm...I know! If I stop myself from meeting Cloud, then I won't go with him and I won't die!!!
Current Aeris (the one in the current time): Gee...I wonder why nobody will buy my flowers...
Cloud: Whew, that was close, we were almost fried there.
Aeris: ~watches~ Okay...pretty soon, the guy will knock me down and Cloud will look at me. So, I just have to keep that guy from knocking me down. Hmmmm....
Guy: ~stares at Aeris, then at the flower girl, then back at Aeris~ ....
Aeris: Huh? What are you looking at?
Guy: Ahhhhh!!! Its a cloning! Run everybody! There are clones everywhere!!! ~runs the wrong direction and slams into C. Aeris~ Ahhhhh!!!
Aeris: Wha!?
Cloud: ~helps Aeris up~
Aeris: DAMMIT!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:24 pm
Yuffie: "You know, I bet that without your magic, you wouldn't be able to fight to well, Aeris. I, however, am a ninja, and can beat you up."
Aeris: "Think so?"
Cloud: "Well, this ought to be a cat fight..."
Aeris: *hits Yuffie with a running tackle/spear* *picks her up, and hits an STO* *from there, locks in the Sharpshooter*
Yuffie: "Aw!!! Stop it! You're going to break my legs!"
Aeris: "Who can't fight now, huh! Tap out mutha f*****!"
Vincent: *breaks up the sharpshooter* *sets her up for an elevated powerbomb* "No one does that to my Yuffie..." *tries the powerbomb*
Aeris: *reverses into a DDT* "Hehheheheh... I kick a**."
Anyone understand any of that, I commend them for knowing some Wrestling slang.
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