OutlawD One
Hael, just crumble like a back of cookies hit with a hammer and shut up.
Heh, not bad for a human!
However, I've trained with elite roleplay tournament celebrity and 9 time winner of the illustrious Heaven or Hell fighting competition [Ryugi Kazamaru].
Compared to him, this ain't nothing.
My cookies are thick, like if you leave that s**t in the oven too long and lace it with cement.
Thick like my d**k, if you include in the metaphor that your cookies are really long. Because otherwise I'd be implying my d**k's really wide but obscenely short and perfectly circular, and not only is that inaccurate, that'd just be unusual.
