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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:49 pm

Black_Highwind

Yuffie: I love riding airships! Who hate's riding them? (She dosn't get motion sickness here...)

Vincent: Put me back asleep... I was having a lovely dream about flowers.

Cid: Ok. Off we go. Ah, screw it. I hate flying.

Cloud: So Barret... You have any plans for tonight?

Barret: Let's go kill the planet!!!

Tifa: Cloud... I don't love you... I love Rufus!!!

Arith: Cloud, you wanna have a game of poker with the others?

Red XIII: Say... Why am I red?

Cait Sith: Here's your fortune Cloud... "You just saved a bunch of gil on your car insuriance by switching to Geiko!

If any of these are already up, just edit this post then.

*laughs at everyone's comments* rofl

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:50 pm

Blasphemize

*At the end of the game when the final form of Jenova comes down to fight you, the Chrono Trigger theme starts to play*

Vincent: *Draws Gun* Lucrecia...this be our best fight

Cid: Jenova, you have finally met your match

Cloud: ...

(Inside joke for Chrono Trigger fans sweatdrop )

*laughs as well* I think I kinda know what you mean (since Chrono never talks) xd

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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:17 pm

cloud: why do you want to destroy Earth?

Sephiroth: so I get money!!! blaugh

Cloud: You do realize that when Earth gets destroyed, there will be no money right?

Sephiroth: Money!!! blaugh

Cloud: Answer me BI**H!!! *slashes sephi into peices*

Sephiroth: No!!! I'm melting!!! rofl

Cloud:...????

Vincent: Don't mind him. He just saw pictures of Tifa naked.... made him high...... Fool...

Cloud: Where's that pic? blaugh How'd you get it?

Vincent: I dunno... HOW WOULD I KNOW??? I didn't do anything!! I didn't take the picture!! ..................*one minute of silence, shaking* ...... t-t-t-t-tseng.... t-t-tseng took it!! He took that picture!!

Tseng: Hey! Where'd you guys get Tifa's picture? It's awesome!!

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:33 pm

Heh, been thinking on this one for a while...

Yuffie: *Typing*
Cloud: *looks over Yuffie's shoulder* "And as Tifa led a trail of kisses down my neck..."
Yuffie: "Holy f***! Where'd you come from!"
Cloud: "When did you go lesbian?"

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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:50 pm

barret with a southern drawl "hey y'all"

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:15 am

:::ShadowLord's AC Subs With Help From Lolita Doll:::

Yuffie: Cloud, why did you let Tifa do it!?
*Cid shakes the airship*
Yuffie: YOU F*CKER!!
Barret: Hey, use the barf bag next time!
Cid: Hey at least you don't know how scared people are when they see me driving a car!
Vincent: Yuffie just stop talking about that.
Yuffie: WHAT!?
Vincent: You heard me, don't mess with me or I'll crap on your face...OMG how did we get hooked up with this girl?
Yuffie: Do something, do something Cait Sith!
Cait Sith: Shut up, I'm ignoring you can't you see!?
Cid: Wait, something about Tifa likes Cait Sith more than Cloud?
Tifa: Yeah, its a perfect match, so what?
Vincent: No it isn't...
Tifa: Whatever...F*ck tard.
Yuffie: HEY, stop mocking me cause I don't have a boyfriend!
Cid: That's right you don't!
Yuffie: YOU LUCKY CAT, LUCKY!!
Cait Sith: SHUT THE F*CK UP, I'M IGNORING YOU!
Barret: Cait needs a chill pill.
Tifa: I think I figured it out...I've always wanted to have sex without getting pregnant...If you know what I mean...So ya know, Cait Sith's gotta be my match!
Barret: Yeah I agree, I wish I had someone like that.
Yuffie: Whatever, but why is he ignoring me?
Tifa: Cause he hates you.

*During the scene where Cloud arrives at the Bahamut fight on Fenrir*
Cloud: Did you tell him?
Tifa: Who?
Cloud: Cait Sith.
Tifa: Oh.
Cloud: *Pulls out his sword* Watch, he's gonna get a boner.
Denzel: What the f*ck are you two talking about? ...I'm outta here. *Runs off*

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:46 am

Cloud: Aeris.. i didn't know you looked like that down there sweatdrop
Aeris: i dont thats just cait sith
Cloud: Its over... b***h *walks away crying* :

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:47 am

Mr. Siskind

bump

WTF dude don't do that!

Sephiroth: *Goes to cut him in half*
Yu Yevon: *Eats Seph* BURP! blaugh
Braska: Um... confused
Jecht: Yeah, uh... confused
Auron: Uh...wtf? confused ...BRASKA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? eek
Braska: *Eating Cait Sith*
Cait Sith: WHOA-HO, there goes my legs! 3nodding
Auron: stare
Braska: BURP! blaugh
Jecht: For God sakes man say excuse me! scream
Braska: Excuse you. xd
Jecht: xp stare
Cait Sith: Wow, I'm still alive! surprised *His head is all thats left of him*
Braska, Jecht, Auron: xp
Cait Sith: Well hey guys, I've got a meeting with Michael Jackson, buh-bye! biggrin *Rolls out of the room*
Tifa: *Comes in* Look, I found Nemo! 3nodding *Holding a dead fish*
Jecht: Aw, what a cute fish--*Stabs a spear through it* DINNERS ON ME! twisted
Cait Sith: *Rolling down a ramp* Whoa, can't stop! gonk *BANG* Ow! *CLANK* Ow! *PING* Ow!
Jecht: *Throws Cait's head like a bliztball* SHUT UP! scream
Cait Sith: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Gets lodged in Sin's throat*
Sin: GRRRR! gonk *Chokes to death*
All of Spira: WE'RE SAVED!!
Jecht: 4laugh
Auron: *Taps his shoulder* This is the FF7 Guild btw... stare
Jecht, Auron, Braska: WHOOPS!! eek *Runs off*
Tifa: So can I finish this fish!? gonk ...Oh well. 3nodding
Cait Sith 3: *Walks in* Heya baby heart
Tifa: eek

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:46 am

*Heidegger is running around pasting posters everywhere*

Guy: Hey what are those posters about?

Heidegger: AVALANCHE ARE ********!!!!! *pastes a poster to the guys face*

Guy: Gee thanks... *looks at the poster*

A VOTE FOR AVALANCHE IS A VOTE FOR TERRORISM!

Printed by the "AVALANCHE ARE ********!" department of Shinra Inc. and associates

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:27 am

Tifa: *pulls out a pin* "I'm sick of this... Okay, once and for all, I'm going to show you that they ARE real."

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Yuffie: 'I bet that Tifa's skin so soft, I just want to...'
Cloud: "What are you staring at?"
Yuffie: "I'm not undressing Tifa in my mind!"
Everyone: *blank stare*
Tifa: "Awwwkward..."

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:00 pm

Sen Akumu

*Heidegger is running around pasting posters everywhere*

Guy: Hey what are those posters about?

Heidegger: AVALANCHE ARE ********!!!!! *pastes a poster to the guys face*

Guy: Gee thanks... *looks at the poster*

A VOTE FOR AVALANCHE IS A VOTE FOR TERRORISM!

Printed by the "AVALANCHE ARE ********!" department of Shinra Inc. and associates

*Barret picks up a flyer off the ground*
Barret: Didnt we kill this $@#!er...?
Cloud: *thinks for a moment, then shrugs shoulders*
Barret:Whatever...

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:51 pm

Vincent: "Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she is the one named Yuffie, she is the one, Yuffie, fie, fie, fie...."
Yuffie: "I'm going to kill you, Vincent... Rip your heart out, and eat it."

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:42 pm

Sephiroth: No, I don't want to kill you aerith. go ahead and use the white materia. I hate killing. I think I'll go and trade in this tiny weak sword for a new dress. yay! (lol)

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:39 pm

Sephiroth- BANANA!!!!
Cloud- b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
Yuffie- rabbits!!
Barret- Yuffie, rabbits have nothing to do with bananas... they eat marshmallows!!!

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Vincent- .... Happy happy joy joy. Happy happy joy joy!! happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy jooooooooooooooooooooy!

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