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 Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:50 pm
sepiroth and cloud: (singing) Well stay FOREVER this way. you are safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on... eek
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:08 am
brazen_angel sepiroth and cloud: (singing) Well stay FOREVER this way. you are safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on... eek wtf? surprised
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:22 am
(vincent and yuffee on thier honey moon)
Yuffee: Oh Vincy-poo...
Vincent I told you not to call me that!!
Yuffee: But Vincy-poo...
Vincent: Damn you!!! *blasts her head off*
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:31 am
*the crew's in the middle of a fight, trying to get a chocobo*
Cloud: *throws some greens at the chocobo*
Chocobo: *greens hit it on the head and it gets angry* WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil evil evil *runs at Cloud*
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Tifa: Oh my god! I don't think eyes should go like that! Oh jeez! This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
Cait Sith: What's it doing now? WHAT'S IT DOING TO HIS INTESTINES!?!?!?!? I can't watch! *covers eyes*
Vincent: I can!
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:06 pm
Vincent: Cloud!! look! it's a picture of me when I was a kid!! I found it on the floor of the ship! my hair was short back then... oh look, I even had a white headband on!!
Cloud: confused uh.. Vincent, That's a picture of Yuffie...
Vincent: scream YUFFIE!!! *starts strangling Yuffie...*
Cloud: eek sweatdrop
Yuffie: gonk *dies*
Vincent: eek oh, S**T!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:16 pm
*a scene from Family Guy replaced with FFVII characters*
Cloud: I will never forgive the horrible things you have done! You are evil! stressed
Sephiroth: I'm not completely evil...remember when I sang for SOLDIER at Sunday School?
Cloud: You mean when you forgot the words?
*flashback*
Sephiroth: *sings* Jesus loves me
He loves me a bunch
He likes to put Skippy in my lunch
SOLDIER:...
Sephiroth: ninja lol
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:46 am
*Jack and Rose from Titanic replaced with any two FF7 characters*
Cid: Holy f*ck Barret, I'm flying! xd *His arms spread out*
*They kiss*
Cid: Barret! *Treading through the waterlogged halls* Barret!
Barret: *Locked in a room*
Cid: Barret! Barret!
Barret: CID! scream
Cid: Barret!?
Barret: CID I'M IN HERE! scream
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:44 am
*When Aeris gets stabbed*
Ashton Kutcher: Now here's the deal, were gonna make this guy belive that his girlfriends dead, and when he moans fo long enough, well come out and show him she's not really dead! GOD, I love my job
*elsewhere*
Sephiroth: WEEEEEEEEE *falls down from above and stabs Aeris*
Aeris: X( *pwnd*
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*some time later*
Aeris's "corpse": *sniggers silently while Cloud is carrying her to the lake*
Cloud: crying *drops her inside, alongside all the armor, weapons, accessories and materia she once used*
Aeris: *begins to drown with the weight of everything*
Cloud: crying
Aeris: *glug glug glug*
Cloud: crying
Aeris: *really dies*
Ashton Kutcher: *jumps out* You've been Pu- What the hell?
Cloud: eek
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:25 pm
Sen Akumu *When Aeris gets stabbed* Ashton Kutcher: Now here's the deal, were gonna make this guy belive that his girlfriends dead, and when he moans fo long enough, well come out and show him she's not really dead! GOD, I love my job *elsewhere* Sephiroth: WEEEEEEEEE *falls down from above and stabs Aeris* Aeris: X( *pwnd* Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *some time later* Aeris's "corpse": *sniggers silently while Cloud is carrying her to the lake* Cloud: crying *drops her inside, alongside all the armor, weapons, accessories and materia she once used* Aeris: *begins to drown with the weight of everything* Cloud: crying Aeris: *glug glug glug* Cloud: crying Aeris: *really dies* Ashton Kutcher: *jumps out* You've been Pu- What the hell? Cloud: eek Nice one sen.... lmao....
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:27 pm
Sen Akumu *When Aeris gets stabbed* Ashton Kutcher: Now here's the deal, were gonna make this guy belive that his girlfriends dead, and when he moans fo long enough, well come out and show him she's not really dead! GOD, I love my job *elsewhere* Sephiroth: WEEEEEEEEE *falls down from above and stabs Aeris* Aeris: X( *pwnd* Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *some time later* Aeris's "corpse": *sniggers silently while Cloud is carrying her to the lake* Cloud: crying *drops her inside, alongside all the armor, weapons, accessories and materia she once used* Aeris: *begins to drown with the weight of everything* Cloud: crying Aeris: *glug glug glug* Cloud: crying Aeris: *really dies* Ashton Kutcher: *jumps out* You've been Pu- What the hell? Cloud: eek
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:59 pm
Sepiroth: im sorry Lets save the planet
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:45 pm
Cloud: im three years old xp
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:03 pm
Cloud: Hey everyone! i'm just about to finish this quiz on the internet to see what FF VII character I am!
*beep bop boop*
Zomg! I got Barret! I'm African American!
(Sorry if that was racist a little.)
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:29 pm
Cloud: Leave me alone Sephiroth or im going streaking. eek
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:03 pm
Cloud *shyly*: can you leave me and sephiroth alone for a while? thanks
*Others leave*
*rest of the cast in another room*
Yuffie: I knew it!! cloud IS gay!!!
Barret: that's not very nice!! we should love everyone just the way they are heart
Cid: that's it! no moe drugs for you...
Tifa:.... *worried* oh please...
*cloud and Sephiroth in the room*
Cloud:ready?
Seph: yep^_^
Both *they come out*: Happy Birthday Tifa!!
*awkward silence....*
Yuffie: um... they aren't gay ater all.... sweatdrop
Vincent: this will NOT be pretty....
everyone: Happy birthday Tifa!! sweatdrop
Tifa: you REALLY forgot???
no surprise party?? scream HIYA!!!! * beats evry one up..*
seph: why cloud and me too? WE remembered!!
Tifa: you didn't tell them!! scream
Aerith: I can't die now... I still have to get stabbed by sephiroth!!
Tifa: If you're going to die anyway, then die now!
Aerith: fine! be that way!! mad *dies*
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