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 Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:43 pm
Kali knelt beside Brian, not going with Spaz for the simple fact of...
She was louder than a jack hammer. Groaning internally at her inability to sneak ANYWHERE she made sure Brian didn't have his neck in any odd position so it wouldn't hurt or anything, then sat beside his limp and useless body, watching Spaz carefully.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:15 pm
((Team 2))
Hm. That man's face was unusually green...lumpy, too...
What he saw was...a little peculiar. A mechanized gate blocked access to the larger part of the room. It was about waist high, lined with caution tape, and seemingly operated by someone with clearance, probably from the other side. The room past it was large and bare, as dusty as the rest of this forsaken place. A huge area rug covered the floor, and some other plastic potted plants lined the room. Something was out of sight...a desk, perhaps. It was wooden. He couldn't really see off the the left. That's where the zombie was blocking his view.
Wait. ZOMBIE? Whoa! Wearing an old blue guard uniform, the decaying body simply stood at the gate, groaning and looking for brains or something...
<>
[Core=2]
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MG Forever rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:30 pm
A Zombie? Like Rob Zombie? Spaz did like death metal...
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 3:01 pm
((Spaz))
Yep. A zombie. Ooh! Now he's looking at you! FRIENDS! Oh, cool! He's opening the gate! Lookie, he's walking over! And he's salivating! Look at the friendly death in his eyes as that low, "too cool for school" drone rolls out of his mouth, filling the room with despair! Wow. Bff's, man. Bff's.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:46 pm
"Look Kali, we gots a new friend to join our adventure!" Spaz said happily. Unfortunately, he wasn't fluent in the Zombatic dialect of Groan 'n moan, so he had no idea what his new friend was saying. Hmm...
Spaz thought back to the educational horror movies he'd watched as a teen. Now how did the traditional human-zombie greeting go? Something to do with pickles? No, wait, that was the traditional human-zamboni machine greeting. What did the humans always do when they saw a zombie? Err, this was going to drive him nuts if he couldn't remember.
Oh yeah...
Pulling his new boomstick off his back, Spaz cocked it and aimed at the zombie's head.
"HOLA. ME YAMO SPAZ." He said slowly and with terrible ennunciation as he pulled the trigger.
"¿Comprende?"
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:56 pm
((Team 2))
[Added multiplier of .7 ~ headshot!]
Though he handled himself well with the shotgun, he wasn't really made for ranged weapons. The kickback of the weapon was a little much for the agile warrior's wiry body. He did decent damage, though. The blast cut into some of the creature's cranium, knocking it back some and making it really grumble like a baby. It would advance, but Spaz knocked him out of his path pretty well. It was neat, really. Chunks of eye and rotting flesh flew everywhere, exposing the hard, now perforated shell of a skull in the upper right hand corner of the thing's grotesque head.
It licked its lips...this would be a pretty formidable foe...
(58 damage!)
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:56 pm
[Still Spaz' turn. He has much more AGI than this thing.]
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:58 pm
[So is team one waiting for Emerald's post?]
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:27 pm
[yup. don't worry. she's recruited, just not yet active.]
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:37 pm
[Just making sure that I'm not lollygagging around when I could be posting.
Old fashioned words. Got to love them.]
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:51 pm
Spaz stumbled back a few steps from the powerful recoil of the shotgun, grinning like a demon.
"WHOO!" He shouted over the ringing in his ears. Apparently a confined hallway wasn't the best place to fire a gun. "THAT WAS AWESOMER THAN A NARCOLEPTIC BARBER IN A BOWLING PIN FACTORY!!"
Pumping the shotgun, Spaz took aim and fired at the zombie's head once again.
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folchinator rolled 1 20-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:15 am
((Team 2))
BOOM!
Even more chunks flew off its head, revealing the skull on the other side this time. A couple of pellets lodged in its eyes, too, and sent the thing even a little more haywire. His white skull was now oozing blood and brains, and it looked like a few more shots would do the trick...
However, all of a sudden, the thing rushed forward, lunging for your neck with unnatural speed and power. You could feel the gross, slimy saliva dripping down your neck as it tried to sink it's rotting, jagged teeth into you...
(58 Damage!)
[Core=12]
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:17 am
((Spaz))
With a groan, it slipped a little bit in the proccess and lost its footing. The floor was stained with new blood, after all. Now was your chance to break free!
[And a good thing, too. It would have killed you, leaving Kali to fend for both of us.]
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 9:53 am
Spaz grabbed the zombie's arms, planted his foot in its chest, and pushed as hard as he could, trying to squirm out of its grasp.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:00 am
((Spaz))
[Edited 2nd to last post for damage]
Success! The zombie slammed to the ground, biting at the air above his head. Growling and licking his grotesque fingers, he eyed you again and began to stand.
Man. This guy just wouldn't die-uh, re-die?
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