Who's that sexy man in the mirror? Who is it? Who is it?? Of course! You, Xigbar. You devilishly goodlooking man.-

Xigbar, what the hell are you doing?-

I'm boosting my self confidence. It works.-

If you need THAT boosted just stare at everyone else around here.-

What do you mean by that...?-

GOD ******** DAMMIT! I CAN'T FIND THAT DAMN SCREW ANYWHERE!!!-

I can't...believe...Vexen didn't like...the tuna I made...-


-Why do I keep getting death threats written in blood on my ceiling??

-No one pays attention to me...

-Oh ********! My toast is on fire!!!

-Why doesn't anyone like my hair?
God...dammit...this razor sucks...-


-I think my rosebush just committed murder on my venus flytrap...

-Bwhahah! Chemicals...so pretty.
I suddenly remembered that I am in love with a little boy!!-

See what I mean?-

Holy ********, you're right!-