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 Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:42 pm
cloud:barret i want 2 bo marlene scream
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:54 am
*after getting into the coffin to atone for sins*
vincent: screw atoning for sins, im gonna go get laid. then kick hojo's a** for seducing lucracia.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:59 am
*after the end scene with red and pups*
redXIII: and so kids, this is what happens when you dont recycle your cans and wood junk, you end up with a crappy defected homeland.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:36 pm
*Vincent, Cloud, and Cid are on the roof of some building spying on Sephiroth*
Cloud: Whats going on?
Vincent: Lets see the guy in leather with grey hair and the other guy in leather with bond hair are going over their but their leaving the guy with long grey hair and a very big katana behind
Cid: Wait what? why would they leave Sephiroth behind
Vincent: And now hes walking this way
Sephiroth: Hey guys can I join you?
Cid: Its definately a trap
Vincent: Yes hes going to live in our airship they kill us when we sleep or worst
Cid: Don't say it I can tell what your thinking
Cloud: We know its a trap if he asked to crash with us
Sephiroth: Can I also have a place to crash
Vincent: I knew it were all gonna die *points his gun to Cids head and talks in a deep voice* Starting with you
Cloud: GO SCREW YOURSELF WE KNOW YOUR ABOUT YOUR TRAP SO GO TELL YOUR BUDDY'S THAT YOUR PLAN FAILED
Sephiroth: Okay............You got any Doritoes or some Oreo's?
Cloud: Just get out of here.
Cid: So you guys going to the party at Tifa's bar?
Vincent: *in a deep voice* Your soul is a cavern of lies
Cid: I take that as a yes
Vincent: *Still in a deep voice* I will eat your heart and crap out your soul and souls taste like red bull which is disgusting
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:13 am
cloud:tifa want to marry me?
tifa:naaa I prefer nanaki he is more handsome.
cloud: eek
nanaki: whee
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:22 am
-Barret in Tifa's Room*
*Holds up Tifa's bra* Well if Cloud can pull it off.... So can I! I will seduce Sephiroth then pump his a** fulla lead!
*Tifa walks in* Oh Hi Barret... Planning on going off to kill Sephiroth again in my clothes??
*Barret blinks* Erm.... No... What gave you that idea?
*Tifa shakes her head and points to Barret's crotch* Your wearing my panties over your pants....
Barret: Curses... Foiled again! >.
*Cloud walks in and starts laughing*
Barret: Shut up! You pokemon loving freak!
Yuffie: Where is the exit? e.e
Cid: Shut the F*ck up!
Beginer Pilot LV1: Erm... Tifa... Can you get barret to put that bra away? It is destracting the others.....
*Ships crew stare at the door way as the Highwind plummets towards the ground...*
Group: Shi......
*The Highwind crashes into Ruby weapon causing a fight...*
Feaky Narrator: Now tune in next time on the same bat time... Same bat chan......
*Barret and Vincent gun down the Narrator*
Cloud: nel! Ha! I am the ruler of the world!!!!! *Trips over a well placed foot from Barret and topples out of the room*
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:28 pm
I'm having trouble reading these posts... My only Internet Acess is at the local Library... I've already been asked to keep the laughing down 3 times... sweatdrop KEEP THEM COMING!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:32 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:52 am
Barret, Cid, Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, and Nanaki: *Start dancing around and singing "I Feel Pretty"* Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie: *Staaaare* eek
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:19 pm
*throws down sward*
Cloud: Lets skip this whole "saving the world" thing and go out dancing!
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:19 am
cloud: i think i want to be a crayon maker instead of a hero.
tifa: yeah, i think i want to be a meat packager
cloud: *looks at tifa's brests and points* you're already doing a great job at packaging your own meat, i dont see why they wouldnt let you if you're already good at it.
vincent: i want to help cloud make crayons, after all crayons doo make the world go round.
cloud: yeah comeon vincent lets go make crayons together! *vincent and cloud skip off to the crayon factory*
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:26 am
*lol* You're really weird guys.. sweatdrop blaugh
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:17 am
Devilchu *lol* You're really weird guys.. sweatdrop blaugh Gee... What was your first clue??? blaugh
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:42 am
*It's Christmas Eve*
Vincent: OOO OOO I wanna play Santa Clause!!!YAY!! xd
Barret:No Way!!! Marlene's MY little girl n' I aint gonna let your gastly @$$ scare the hell outa here!!!
Vincent: I'M NOT GASTLY LOOKING!!! scream
Red *In santa outfit*: HOHOHO EVERYONE MEEERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Barret and Vincent: eek OHMYGOD SANTA!!!
*they start saying the things they want at the same time*
Barret:I wanna truck and a pony..
Vincent:..A pink hair tie, Barbie
Barret:...Cabbage patch kid and a beanie baby..
Vincent: a Power Rangers action figure, a big swirley lollipop with Mickey in the middle..
Cloud:OO Me Next, ME NEXT!!! xd
The rest of AVALANCH: stare
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:14 am
Aeris: I'm leaving! You people scare the hell out of me.
Cloud: The voices in my head are only there to mask my own indecisiveness.
Barret: Cloud, I have always wanted to have your hair.
Tifa: My boobs are too big.
RedXIII: I love Hojo! heart
Vincent: I hope you burn in hell Lucrecia!
Cid: I curse too much.
Cait Sith: I never understood why I had to dress up as a giant a** mog to infiltrate Avalanche.
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