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 Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:13 pm
-Must....Kill...MR.YAMAHA!!!!(as in yamaha, the company that makes instruments. in intermediate school, we called the electronic drum machine mr.yamaha)
-Tenors! Stop playing like you have terets!!!(no offense to ppl who do)
-Time for sectionals*cough*sexuals*cough*
-Sectionals= time to eat, sleep, and do homework
-Lets see how many people can fit in the mellophone lockers!
-Ish....
heart if you want an explanation for any, just contact me! sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:07 pm
Ozdemir's coming out of the closet?
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:54 am
Grape Juice
-Looks like *soandso* is coming out of the cupboard!
J: Oh so you're in my cupboard too?!
-Coanne/Jong
-Not hear, not now!
-The Awkward Stick
(And that's only a few!)
And we have that sectionals are "sexuals" too!
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:58 am
My band's euphonium section thinks that they have an underground cult that worships me. every once in a while I'll forget a pencil or something in class, and it'll be gone the next day. LOL, the sophmore next to me is like: "Dude, they're building your shrine".... SO FUNNY!
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:44 pm
my favorite joke was during the first few weeks of the season, when me and all the other seniors and juniors called all the guy freshmen, by girl's names a la scrubs.
some examples
Mike - Michelle
Ethan - Estella
Josh - Samantha
Ty - Megan
yeah some of em didn't match but they were still fun
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:59 pm
i guess we sorta have some, but they're really hard to explain.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:28 pm
hey guys!! im new!!! well i have a couple
1. everytime my band goes to a competion our percussion section steals one of the street cones,its so funny to see them run!!then they all signed one(this part is not so funny) and gave it to the mom of our lost tenor player; he died in a car wreck along with a former clarinet player
but the memory of him still makes everyone laugh,he was really fun to hang out with
2. my schools fb team was really bad a couple of years ago. it was so bad that all the fans came to see us(the band) so me and a couple of friends got t-shirts that said "Football:a game scheduled on a marching field to entertain audiences viewing marching band show dress rehearsals before marching contests"
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:57 pm
We're on the way back home from a Troy University Band Day late one night & the bus driver wouldn't turn off all the lights.
Chels:"This is ridiculous. I can't go to sleep like this!"
Tasha"Really though."
Keisha:"What do they think is going to happen on a bus full of girls!?"
Chels in a little girls voice:"Stop touching me!"
Keisha joins in with same little voice:"Is that vicky secret?"
*me looking around & wondering who the heck i'm sitting with about this time* eek
Tasha:Mommy said noone is supposed to touch me there! But that feels nice.
Everyone at once:"WHOA! TOO FAR! Hush!"
*everyone laughs it off & the bus is quiet & the lights finally go of all the way*
Ke-Hi the Drum Capt. *while playing her PSP not looking up with heaphones on out of the middle of nowhere*: "Take off your shirt."
Everyone: "Where did that come from? I didn't even think she was listening! Whoa."
*Ke-Hi smirks & everyone laughs*
That happened September, I think. Sometimes people still bring that up. We totally weirded out a chaperone that night. No chaperone has sat in the back with us since. That was so perverted.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:01 pm
There was a guy in my the band at my middle school when I was in seventh grade.( I'm in ninth grade now, and If you haven't figured it out yet, I play the Violin.) His name was Joe. Well one day in the cafeteria line, someone threw a chicken nugget at him. And he suddenly whipped around and caught it. So if you ever do something truly ninja like that, you have found the inner Joe.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:05 pm
1. Mr. Wine comming into the class, after lunch, with taco bell in his hands, singing "Don't ya wish ur girl friend was hot like me...." Mr. Wine has white hair and is pretty old. It was hilarious.
2. Calling Mr. Peach, peaches
3. Over 12 police cars drove by on our way home from a competition. "They're after us! They know we're smuggling marajuana!" lol
4. I'm my friend Tony's boy-toy and he's my girl-toy.... I'm not a boy and he's not a girl.
5. Calling K104 and requesting songs at 12 am 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:06 pm
Grandma's slow, but she's old!
Just remember to count C-O-W-N-T
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:09 pm
couple more
1. while riding a school bus (for three hours!!!!!!) calling gieko and telling them you just totalled a car,and you wern't in a car!!!(yes the guy believed us!)
2. calling our assistant band director Mr. Sunshine (his real name is Mr. Bright)
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:11 pm
This one isn't really a band joke, but I love to spread a laugh:
You know on Yugio (spell check) how they're about to make a really big move, but they just play the card upside down, thus "I will kill you upside down!" Making the hand gestures of course.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:30 pm
WEST SIDE! our bd started copyin some1 she saw doin it and does it all the time now! lmao
bones!! mrgreen went 2 jaz band comp. and this guy called the trombones bones the whole time but he said it soooo funny lol
wenever the directer of music comes and directs he always seems 2 break our bd's baton lol! s wenever hes around she backs away or hides her baton! lmao mrgreen dramallama
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:52 pm
uh us tenor ( there is 3 of us ) call me crow b/c
for some strange reason b/c my haior is black
i look like a crow now plus me and the drawing
my friend made of a crow is my friend ( other tenor )
baby lol its strange lol
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