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 Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:16 pm
Superman, never respected him.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:57 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:55 pm
He gets so many thing so easily, and most of Metropolis problems are because of him.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:35 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:25 pm
LEx Luthor is only pissed off because he lost his hair which is Superman's fault, and basically all Superman's other enemies stem from either of them.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:34 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:37 am
Yes Lex Luthor lost his hair because of Superman. But Seriously...with all the things Lex has done would losing your hair make it worth a lifetime of revenge schemes...???
"So you kept me in a tank while a clone Superman was killing Toyman and basically bullying the city. And you have a army of MeEeEee (bjork refference). why is this again?"
"Because I'm BALD!!!!"
"........"
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:28 pm
He had a pomp and got all the ladies, now they just think he has cancer or is a skin head.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:40 pm
Noo! It's because he saw superman naked in the shower!
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:59 pm
I thought he was just a huge Telly Sevallas fan.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:54 pm
Lex is such piss poor villian, I mean he has nothing on Dr Doom, all Superman has to do is take a camera and take snapshots of him doing evil things and he'd be wrecked. Doom has diplomatic immunity, he could strangle babies on American tv and no one could do s**t. Lethal Weapon 2.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:20 am
rofl
Yes but Lex would fight that to the bitter end. He's so rich he's probably got any judge in his pocket. Lex's greed is his superpower, Like Batman's brain. It doesn't give them any 'genuine' superpowers but they are so far out there with what they have, it makes them great.
Dude, you and I both know Dr. Doom is the s**t. I was going to say Lethal Weapon 2 as well.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:03 pm
Yeah, but at some point it'd get to the supreme court, I mean seriously, how do they not have him already with the military crap with his name on it, the numerous ******** villains that could sell him out for parole, and just getting Superman in the witness box, I mean he has saved everyone in Metropolios numerous times, any jury aside from his villains would so convict any guy he testified against.
"I'd like to call Bizarro Superman to the stand, Bizarro, are you not a clone of Superman?"
"No."
"Thank you, can you tell us who it was who cloned you to frame and fight Superman?"
"No, it not Lex, Lex not bad man, very good man. He my friend, not beat me at all."
Doom could go all Moses and s**t and steal first born children, turn water into blood, spread a plague, and rain fire and brimstone on people with the only consquence being a wag of the finger by the U.N., maybe fist in the face plate by Grimm.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:47 pm
after reading this I'm too caught up in the idea of how Lex would handle himself in court....
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, remember, if you don't find me innocent I will kill you. Have a great day."
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