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 Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:44 pm
thank you PeacefulLight for compliment 3nodding yawn soo tired stayed up really late last night yawn.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:51 pm
Alrighty, I'm back! biggrin I have a three day weekend so you all will be seeing me a lot.
And now for the craziness to begin!
Sasuke: I'm going on vacation!
Sakura: OH NO YOUR NOT! YOU'RE STAYING HOME AND YOU'RE HELP ME WITH OUR CHILDREN!
Sasuke: I don't have too. You have two milk jugs right?
Sakura: So?
Sasuke: And I don't... So you get to feed them!
Sakura:............ *takes out her infamous spatula*
I'm guessing you guys can see where this will go..
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:43 pm
Sakura: . . . You're letting them use Gokakyu no Jutsu to light the grill?
Sasuke: Just a thought.
Sakura: Well, if they so much as melt my patio furnature, it'll be on your head.
Sasuke: I know.
Sakura: And out of your back pocket.
Sasuke: crying I know.
Later . . .
Akina: Hey Daddy, what's the combustion temperature for the jug of lighter fluid out back?
Sasuke: 52 degrees Centigrade. stare . . . Why?
[There's a huge explosion, followed by the sudden shriek of, "SASUKE-KUN!!!"]
Akina: eek . . . No reason.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:02 pm
haha blaugh Allora Lang that was funny. heres one:
son:dad is mommy pregnant again?
sasuke:uhh...no what makes you think that.
-far off distance-SASUKE WHERE THE HELL IS MY STRAWBERRY AND CREAM ICE CREAM YOU PROMISED TO GET ME!!!! ITS ALL YOU FAULT YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS -sniff-YOU JERK WHERE IS IT?!
son: eek dad im scared...
sasuke:i know son you should be...
-gets ice cream-
sasuke:wish me luck.
son surprised k.
-goes in and the only thing u can hear are screaming from sasuke and yelling from sakura-
son:uhhh...i think im gonna go now and uh practice....bye!
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:09 pm
I kinda got that from movies, actually.
Wait a minute . . . *Laughs maniacally*
[Naruto's turn to babysit]
Sasuke: So this is Izanami . . . [holding a baby]
Naruto: Okay.
Sakura: [comes in with a stroller] And this is Etsuko . . .
Naruto: Uh, Okay.
Akina: And the one on the couch is Raidon.
Naruto: Um, uh . . . Okay . . .
Uyeda (the unnamed son): And the one in the high chair is Yutaka.
Naruto: Okay, is this all?
Sasuke: Oh, no . . . there are three more upstairs.
[Naruto runs away screaming]
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:26 pm
Oh man I love yours Allora!
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:15 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:43 am
Allora Lang Sakura: . . . You're letting them use Gokakyu no Jutsu to light the grill? Sasuke: Just a thought. Sakura: Well, if they so much as melt my patio furnature, it'll be on your head. Sasuke: I know. Sakura: And out of your back pocket. Sasuke: crying I know. Later . . . Akina: Hey Daddy, what's the combustion temperature for the jug of lighter fluid out back? Sasuke: 52 degrees Centigrade. stare . . . Why? [There's a huge explosion, followed by the sudden shriek of, "SASUKE-KUN!!!"] Akina: eek . . . No reason.
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:29 pm
tenshinohana-chan Allora Lang Sakura: . . . You're letting them use Gokakyu no Jutsu to light the grill? Sasuke: Just a thought. Sakura: Well, if they so much as melt my patio furnature, it'll be on your head. Sasuke: I know. Sakura: And out of your back pocket. Sasuke: crying I know. Later . . . Akina: Hey Daddy, what's the combustion temperature for the jug of lighter fluid out back? Sasuke: 52 degrees Centigrade. stare . . . Why? [There's a huge explosion, followed by the sudden shriek of, "SASUKE-KUN!!!"] Akina: eek . . . No reason. xD Along with me.
I was laughing so much that my mom looked at me and asked, "What they hell are you laughing at? Don't tell me your taking another spaz attack."
... I started laughing more. >>
=O I think I just had an idea!?!?!?
-----<3-----
Sasuke: -changes into a monk uniform- Will you bear my child.
Woman #1: EEK! -hits him with a frying pan-
Sasuke: -Lump grows on his head.-
A few minutes later:
Sasuke: Will you do me the honor of bearing my children?
Woman #2: AHH! YOU PERVERT! -hits him with a piano-
[Where from? I dont know.]
Sakura: -standing next to him- -Eyebrow twitches- GODAMMIT SASUKE! YOU'D THINK YOU'D SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT FOR YOUR WIFE!!!! -Whacks him with her almighty golden spatula.-
Sasuke: -A bigger lump grows on the previous one.- Yes Dear.
-Looks back at the 9 children.-
=)
I had to put that.
Naughty Sasuke. :S I cant see him wearing purple though. -pokes Miroku from Inuyasha.-
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:46 pm
Ahh here's a thought.
Sakura: So what took you two so long?
Sasuke: You know, your really annoying.
Sakura: Yea, and thats why we are married.
Sasuke: -stares-
Son: MOMMY DADDY TAUGHT ME A NEW JUTSU!!
Sakura: -bends down twitching- Really, and what would that be?
Son: Gokakyu no Jutsu!!! It makes a big boom!!
Sakura: Hunny you think you can let Mommy and Daddy talk for a little bit.
Son: Okay Mommy! -runs off grabbing some kunais-
Sasuke: -backs up a bit-
Sakura: Sasuke-kun....
Sasuke: I dont see what the problem is with just teaching him a tiny little jutsu like that.
-Passing outside loud noises that sound painfull are heard-
Naruto: What do you think that is?
Shikamaru: Its Sakura...You should know better then anyone...
Ahh Sad how I can really see this. -.-
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:19 pm
i can soo imagine sasuke doing that Brittney-chan. xd sasuke in monk uniform and doing that would be priceless.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:19 am
........ O_o
Mmm, hm, I'll take a try at it.. ^^;
When Sasuke has to change a diaper...
Sasuke: Sakura, Taisuke has a dirty diaper again!
Sakura: THEN CHANGE IT!
Sasuke: But it's all... Brown and icky.
Taisuke: crying WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sakura: DO IT.
Sasuke: -picks up Taisuke- Lets see if -twitches- Naruto can help...
A couple minutes later...
Sasuke: NARUTO! GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE.
Naruto: -comes out without a shirt (*fangirl squeal* *shot*)- Yeah, Sasuke-teme?
Sasuke: Change it. -holds out taisuke-
Naruto: HECK NO! -slams door in Sasuke's face-
Sasuke: ........... -leaves Taisuke on the doorstep with a note- -runs home-
Later... About the time Sakura and Sasuke go to bed.
Sakura: Sasuke, where is little Tai?
Sasuke: Um.. Well.. you see..
Sakura: No, I don't see. WHERE IS HE?
Sasuke: -backs away- I-i-i l-left him at N-narut-to's and H-h-h-inatas, S-s-sakura-chan!
Sakura: YOU WHAAAAAAAT?
Eventually, Sasuke learned to change a diaper.. Under Sakura's watchful eye. Oh, and her golden spatuala! And Sasuke never got beaten with it for not changing Taisuke's diaper again. smile The end.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:14 am
Sakura would have a cow if one of her children was left in Naruto's care a whole day.
Kid: Kaasan! Tousan! Naruto-jiisan taught me a cool jutsu! He says he's used it to bring down whole ninja armies!
Sakura: *thinks* It must be the Rasengan. Oh, my little boy is a genius! He's just like me!
Sasuke: *thinks* Well, Kage Bunshin is a very tricky technique to learn. Nevertheless, my son is a prodigy for having learnt a technique that takes a lot of stamina and skill to learn.
Kid: See, here it is!
Sasuke and Sakura: *stare excitedly*
Kid: Oiroke no Jutsu! *transforms into beautiful nekkid woman*
Sasuke: *faints*
Sakura: NARUTO, I'M GOING TO SCRUB MY HOUSE CLEAN WITH YOUR FOXY FACE, Y'HEAR ME!!!?
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:46 am
Sasuke: You taught my kid WHAT?!?!?!
Naruto: He threatened me!
Sasuke: How?
Naruto: He said if I didn't teach him he'd tell everyone about the time that stupid kid pushed me right into your face and we were liplocked right in front of the whole class!
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: What?
Sasuke: I never told him that...
Naruto: So who did?
...
Both: scream SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:21 pm
rubystarkiki i can soo imagine sasuke doing that Brittney-chan. xd sasuke in monk uniform and doing that would be priceless. xD I had to write it.
....
Eh. I have to think for a while. >>
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