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 Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:31 pm
The mouse, frog hermit, and fairy disappeared to the near by bar. Sasuke now had to handle a drunk Naruto that was now detroying his room. Sasuke, with lightning speed, pinned Naruto on the wall and kissed him furiously. God does this feel good.Naruto started to regain his spikey, unruly blond hair...but still had the eyebrows and green spandex. This isn't working...what did the old hag say again flashback: Now the only thing that can save him is that kiss and some assrape. What luck! Now I can assrape my koi.
THE ASSRAPING BEGINS...CENSOR X3
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:03 am
After a long, sweaty, arduous period of assrapage, Naruto had finally become sober and changed into his original form.
The blonde let out a sigh. "You sure stretched my spandex, Sasuke." He winked and gave the seme a quick peck. Sasuke, on the other hand, was frowning. Yes, Naruto had come back to his old self, but he had hoped Naruto would stop talking in Lee-ian.
"If I assraped you again, will you quit talking like that youthful green idiot?" Sasuke whispered in a sultry voice.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:41 am
"If you assraped me again, I could even eat nothing but ramen again!"
And than began the rapage of the a** of Naruto once more.
.... still rapage...
wow that is a load of rapage.
17 hours later...
wait not yet. False alarm.
18 hours later.
Both boys sat on the floor, covered in sweat, Naruto now fully back to his original normal self. "Thank god! I thought I was going to start Taijutsu training there for a second!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:30 pm
Sasuke smirked and looked over at his blond koi. He gave Naruto a chaste kiss, but Naruto returned it with a fiery one. "Geeez. You have alot of stamina, even after eighteen hours of ********," said Sasuke who hugged his blond. "Well sorrrrrrrryyy," grinned the blond.
They quickly fell asleep as the moon brightly, with a slim night breeze carrying the sandman.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:10 pm
Once Lee got his sandman back from the evil harsh wind, Morning came quickly, and with it the start of a brand new day.
After the now hung over fairy turned hokage came back again to check up on Naruto and Sasuke, she gave them 5 weeks worth of d missions for 17 hours a day beacuse she found em nekkid and said they had to wait to do that kind of thing, even if Shizune reminded her she suggested it in the first place.
Everything was now back to normal... or was it?
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:29 pm
Naruto grumbled as he gathered up his scattered clothes. "Thanks, teme. Now we have a million long, boring chores to do....."
"Hey. It's not my fault... well... okay. I did most of the assrape, but don't act like you didn't like it, dobe." Sasuke snuck up behind the still-naked Naruto and felt him up.
The blond uke shivered slightly. "Stop that. It's over. Done. I was drunk, but now I'm back to normal, s-so you can stop now." He nudge Sasuke back and started putting on his pants.
The raven-haired boy frowned and sighed. Maybe he did like Naruto when he was drunk.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:43 am
Suddenly, with a angelic chorus on angels singing, a magical bottle of Sake floated down from the heavens with holy light surronding it, right in front of Sasuke.
Sasuke stared at the bottle for a moment, than around him. This could be some tri-... no. It HAD to be someone trying to trick them. Bottles of sake did NOT just float from the heavens anytime to desperately wanted one. But before he could deject it, Naruto had turned around and saw it.
"Woah! Magic bottle!" he said, grabbing it from the air, and drinking it. Sasuke stared in horror, loooking around to see who had sent the bottle and than to Naruto.
"Uggh.. I d-don't feel too good..."
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:52 pm
Sasuke blinked, still dumbfounded as to what was going on.
Naruto hiccuped and swayed side to side, eyeing the other boy in a very lustfully hinting way. "Hey there..." Hic. "Sexy...."
Sasuke looked up again at the ceiling, clasped his hands together and mouthed "Thank you" to whoever it was that sent the sake bottle. He continued advancing towards the blonde uke... and thus... resuming the assrapage for another... 18 hours or so.
Meanwhile...
"Tsunade-sama... You really are a hypocrite!" The mouse, Shizune, squeaked at the drunken fairy. "And I'm not getting you another sake bottle!"
The fairy just smiled. "What the hell do I need you to get me a sake bottle for?" She lifted up an imaginary wand. "Boopity blah disha woo whatever gimme-a-sake-bottle-now abracadabra." And another sake bottle magically appeared in her hand.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:34 pm
The mouse was enraged now, since the fairy was obviously drunk and overdoing the sake, so grabbed the bottle and threw it far far away... into the magical relem where the bottle got some holy light and would appear in front of another person.
Lee was happily wlaking down the street, when suddenly holy light appeared before him, and a random bottle floated down from the heavens. "this goes against by better judement... but this random water bottle looks very refreashing at the moment!" he said, picking up the 'water bottle' and drinking it.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:12 pm
As he gulped down the liquid, loud sultry music magically played in the background and there was a poofing sound. Lee lowered the bottle down and gazed upon a Sexy No Jutsu Gaara surrounded by nothing but smoke.
"Oh man, I must be dreaming." Lee grinned stupidly as he advanced towards the mirage.
"No, Lee. I'm real. Come here and show me some of that Taijutsu one on one." Gaara whispered sexily as he licked his lips.
((I don't know if any of you are LeexGaa fans.... but FYI, I'm not. Lol. Just doing it for the fans.))
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:57 am
((I am, but this is personally for the comedy aspect. >w<))
"Yooo- hic oosh! I will flower joo wif mah babies!" he said, stumbling forward and going towards Gaara when suddenly, the music stopped and Gai burst into the scene, kicking Lee in the head.
"My adorable student! You are much to young to have children by some other women while being in a state such as you are in now! I will not allow this act of juvineile sex to increase any further!" he said dramatically, dramatic tears streaming down his face.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:38 pm
Soon, Lee too, burst into tears. "I'm sorry Gai-sensei! I promise that once I become old enough, you will be my first!" The sobbing teacher paused at the awkward comment, but reunited with his student nonetheless.
"I'm so proud of you, Lee!" He cried out as he embraced the slightly sober teen.
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!" And they went on and on like that for about another 15 minutes.
Sexy No Jutsu Gaara got tired of watching the pathetic scene of the teacher and student, so he- or she... decided to go have some fun... And that's when she spotted... a very vulnerable... weak boy walking down the road.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:53 am
Neji was having a rough day. Today training had gone horribly wrong, though fate already had pre-determined it so he didn't complain, He had gotten his head caught in a tree, fate once more worked at that, his waffles were burnt this morning, fate fate fate, and now all he wanted was a sign from above thate fate DIDN'T want to b***h at him the rest of his life.
Since Gaara had a fetish for studnets of Gai, he chose that moment to spring on Neji.
Neji suddenly heard some music playing, and a puff of smoke appeared before him. Soon, a red haired busty female stood before him, and with his Byakugun, he could see right through that smoke. Looking up the the heavens, he said "Thank you..... I love you..." than back to Sexy no Jutsu Gaara.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:27 pm
"So neji want to screw around a bit and take ALL that stress away?" asked the red-head.
Neji smirked and kept checking out the sexy no jutsu Gaara. "Yeah both you and your normal form..."
Gaara's eyes soon filled with lust and he bounced on the impassive Hyuuga and fate lead them to the outskirts of the village where their moans wouldn't be heard.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:08 am
During their little yaoi fest, Hinata was strolling the parameters of Konoha after a long stressful period of training. She thought she heard some strange sounds amongst the trees and quickly hid. Was it a shinobi from another village? Trespassers? Animals?
Hinata ducked down and recollected information from her training. Should she run away if things got out of hand? Or should she just go for it?
The paranoid girl suddenly heard more outbursts of groans and moans and got scared. It was an animal! She had to check it out, she couldn't run away now. What would Naruto think of her?
"Byakugan!" She harshly whispered.
((Hinata needs more recognition... ^_^))
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