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 Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:00 am
Gotta love pirates!!
" Oh there willl be no living with her after this."
-Jack Sparrow.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:06 pm
" An elf goes underground, were a dwarf dares not..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:41 pm
You did who? Where? The bathroom? For how many cookies?
-My dumb semi-ex-boyfriend Chris (He knows he did a bad thing, he is now on girlfriend probation. He needs to fix it, or it's over.)
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:45 am
original godsmack " An elf goes underground, were a dwarf dares not..." "...I'd never hear the end of it." blaugh Another good Gimli quote (sorry if this has been repeated): "That still only counts as one!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:09 pm
Anthony: Geez, boss, what'd you do to him?
Scarecrow: I merely helped him to visualize his innermost terror, which is obviously arachnaphobia.
Anthony: A-whack-a-what?
Scarecrow: Arachnaphobia! Fear of spiders, you dimwitted dropout!
-Batman: The Animated Series, episode "Nothing to Fear"
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:19 pm
This happened in spanish class about 3 years ago.
*My friend had just bleached her hair.*
Me: If I only had a brain! *Points to her hair.
Friend: Oh my gosh! It actually fits!
Me: stare Duh?
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:05 pm
meh friend megan- "That's so Emo, it's Goth!!!"
Robert Barone- "Go back to Raymond land where the birds sing your name and the squirrells press your pants for ya'!"
Robert- "...it would be nice to know that someone would be there for you if you passed out [in the bathroom]"
Raymond- eek + stare "what do you do in the bathroom?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:22 pm
Heehee.. I saw an episode where Raymond was supposed to run into a room, and he slipped. We think it was a blooper that they left in to make it funny.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:37 pm
Gimili:" They say there aren't very many Dwarf women. What do they think us Dwarfs just pop out of holes in the ground?"
ARagorn "its the beards" *indicates his beard*
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:16 am
me "monkeys are digusting creatures"
Niki "yeah, you can tell they are human's closest livng relative"
I just thought it was funny Niki rocks!
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ConcreteAngel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:43 am
Another one from Raymond.
I can't remember exactly how it goes but its the one where Raymond is getting a doctarit and Deb and Ray are in the bedroom talking about it. She's laughing and says ssomething like.
"Its nothing, I'm just remembering the time you read the word sto ma che cha when the word was really..."
Ray: stare "Stomache ache "
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:51 am
i cant do any strenuous activity... my spleen will asplode
-my friend on tour
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:11 pm
" you beeter get used to nightmares lassy your in one"
-barbossa
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:13 pm
"Hey remember that chairy bash a few years back, the one the Joker robbed? I was the clown girl holding the gun on ya!"
-Harley Quinn, "Harley's Holiday"
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:24 am
(from outside the hotel window in the middle of san antonio) "hey i can see san antonio from here.
-another tour phrase.
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