Duo__Maxwell
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the info into a drum machine once.
How can you tell a drummer is at the door?
His knocking speeds up. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted.
Weird, I saw this is the description of a site:
Quote:
A drummer walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are? This is a library!"
Coke for thee?
How can you tell when a drummer is at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in.
Why did the lead singer cross the road?
Because the drummer wandered off again.
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x_X I just ate some Sugar Crisps, and then finished off my Cplus, and it tasted really bad. >_<