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Cadaver shrugged. "Well, I'm thinking kick their asses until they calm down. I'll be going after the leader." With that, he headed off after the lead Porygon... the leader that must've been slow as all hell, because it was actually lagging behind its brethren.
Koras shrugged, seeing as that plan of action was about the only one they had, and picked up Hellion, stowing away its plushy in his bag and heading out to fight so that the little guy could hopefully gain a few levels.

Koras just shrugged; he guessed they'd find out on their own. Soon he came across a few Porygon and sent Hellion out.
Hellion cheered before blasting a Thundershock at one of them, which hit dead-on and somehow managed to one-hit-KO it; apparently these particular Porygon were rather low-level. It then repeated this with several more Porygon before it ran out of stored electricity. At that point, three six-inch-long claws came out from each paw, and Hellion cheerfully jumped into the bunch of Porygon, Scratching at them with similarly surprising effectiveness. Seriously, the little guy was surprisingly good at battling for a baby... or maybe the Porygon were just really weak. Either way, soon Hellion was sitting on a rather large pile of VERY unconscious Porygon.
Koras heard a beep and checked his Pokedex, focusing on two particular stats of Hellion's.
Lvl 11
Moves: Thundershock, Thunder Wave, Fake Tears, Pursuit

Koras nodded, smiling slightly at that even as Hellion waddled back over, looking as cute and innocent as ever as it futilely tried to get at Koras's backpack for its plushy.
Cadaver soon rejoined them, tossing out a Pokeball and showing him his new Porygon. Rather than being a normal Porygon, it looked like its "skin" had been replaced by a single-piece coating of solid steel, all one solid color rather than the usual red and blue, with the exception of its eyes, which were standard Porygon style. "Guys, meet Dexter the Metagon. Dexter, guys."
"Greetings," the rather shiny Pokemon greeted them in a monotone, metallic voice, actually speaking English. "As my new end user has informed you, I am Dexter, species designation Metagon, original species designation Porygon. I apologize for this incident; I was simply tired of being confined to the computer. I wished to partake of the pastime known as "battling" and extracted myself from the computer system in order to try and find a proper Trainer. I then extracted my fellow Porygon, since they were of a similar mindset."
"Except that you didn't realize that'd wreck most of the computers they were in, and since they weren't working anyway, you made a better body for yourself out of the metal and circuitry," Cadaver deduced dryly. "On top of that, you forgot that there'd only be so much space in the room, so in order to make more room, you blasted a hole in the wall."
Dexter just did an approximation of a blink, its computer-screen-like eyes flickering for a moment. "Correct. My calculations indicated that if I continued extracting my kin without removing the wall, there would be much damage done to the interior of the room, including some of the more sensitive equipment." Then it seemed to notice the looks the others were giving it. "...Is there an error in my logic?"

Cadaver nodded before taking Koras's Pokedex to scan his new Pokemon.
Scanning... Scanning... Scanning complete.
Dexter - Lvl 23 Metagon
The Hardware Pokemon
Type: Steel
Gender: None
Egg Group: Mineral (Ditto required)
Ability: Analytic
Moves: Autonomize, Mirror Shot, Metal Sound, Magnet Rise
Scans indicate this Pokemon is made from various computer parts, and thus needs no food, though it does require a monthly recharge when its batteries die down. Its technological body is surprisingly advanced, and houses a Porygon within.
Hellion happily hugged its plushy before finally noticing the new Pokemon... the new pokemon made of very shiny metal. He immediately climbed up on Dexter's back and hugged it eagerly before trying to stuff it into one of the hidden pouches in his plushy, much to Dexter's puzzlement. "What is this specimen, and why is it attempting to contain me in a Shiny Magikarp plushy?" it asked, somehow turning its head 180 degrees to look at its trainer... only for its nose/mouth/muzzle thing to get a Magikarp plushy pushed against it.

Dexter "blinked" slowly, processing this. "...I see. I suppose that would make sense..." It then turned back to the little guy. "I should inform you that I am physically incapable of fitting inside there; ergo, you cannot collect me."
Hellion just stared blankly a moment, not understanding the big and complicated words, before pushing the plushy against its face. "Zo."
"I just informed you that that would not work."
The Zochu just shoved the plushy against it again. "Zo."
"...My logic sensors indicate you are going to keep doing this no matter what I say. Am I correct?"
Hellion replied by shoving the shiny-fluffy-fishy-precious against the big-shiny-talky-thing again, a bit more insistently this time as he tried to get it to fit. "Zochu!" It was really quite the funny sight.
Koras gently but firmly picked the little Dark/Electric-type up and off of the Metagon... only to start panicking as the baby Pokemon burst into tears at being denied its dose of shiny, immediately forgetting about how it had learned Fake Tears a few minutes ago as he tried to calm the little guy down.

Koras looked rather sheepish as he followed his girlfriend... he couldn't help it, his Pokemon side made him slightly more vulnerable to certain Pokemon moves than the average person.
Cadaver just chuckled in amusement and returned Dexter to its Pokeball for the moment (he figured Hellion would forget about the big shiny Pokemon quickly enough
Hellion immediately stopped crying before eagerly reaching for a set of shiny rocks that came in all sorts of different colors, even drooling a little with little hearts in his eyes at the sheer amount of shinies in that box. "Chuuu..."

Hellion happily cuddled each and every one of his new shinies before stowing them away, obviously enjoying itself.
Koras nodded in understanding; he could be stern when he wanted to be, he just tended to become a nervous wreck around crying cute things.

Koras absentmindedly grabbed Hellion to keep it from rushing over to the seafood section and was about to politely decline before he smelled something that made his mouth water. Curious, he followed the scent to a bag full of food made specifically for musical Pokemon - not necessarily great-tasting to most of them, but it definitely helped the voice. Obviously, though, Koras happened to like the way they smelled, at least, because he was practically drooling over them before he caught himself and regained his composure, blushing slightly in embarrassment.
Cadaver chuckled at Koras's antics before getting three bags of Ghost Pokeblocks and a couple of bags of special Pokeblocks made to recharge Electric-types - he figured he could use them for Dexter instead of the monthly recharge the Pokedex had mentioned.