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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 100-sided dice:
68
Total: 68 (1-100)
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iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:37 am
Pissed at the whole Ami business, Sasha being a b***h, and his boob hurting and the whole fact he felt like crying for not ******** reason was hitting the breaking point. Marcus did not like being a woman. At least when he was 5 he was still male. He didn't have heavy as hell tits. He didn't like these melons. <******** ******** them so hard.
When this was done, he'd never take Cass and her ample bust for granted ever again. Storming over, he stumbled over watermelon, prompting him to ********.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 10
Total: 16 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:39 am
The moon trainee was ******** loathing this. He was loathing it so ******** much. Storming up, he cut a melon right off the monster. When he was done, he was going to get a drink.
Because that sounded really good about now.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 10
Boss HP: 93
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iStoleYurVamps
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poke mattix rolled 1 100-sided dice:
50
Total: 50 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:42 am
....Jacy was not having a good time of this at all. But everyone else weren't either, so, it was a moot point. But now as he stood in a two peice bikini (there wasn't anything else left okay?!), clutching his sword in one hand and his gigantic breasts in the other, he just...wanted to talk to someone.
Just sit down and talk about all his feelings, and why he felt so miserable all the time.
And it just so happened Allan was there too. And while he talked about not attacking the watermelon, he talked about how bad he felt and how glad he was that Allan was his friend.
....It was a mystery if either of them were listening to each other.
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:53 am
Candace had tried to find a watermelon, gotten ridiculously frustrated and felt like crying because <******** this PMS s**t she should've taken more midol. This was not going to happen. She refused to cry anymore. She was better than that. She was Candace ******** Pennington and she does not cry.
She wanders off to..ah..get to know a cute bartender instead.
Looking much less stressed, Candace was humming cheerfully to herself as she checked the fastening on her bikini bottoms and then tied her top a little tighter behind her neck. There, much better. She had been busy fixing her hair when suddenly a <******** watermelon slammed into her chest. "FU--" She fell on her a** with a cry, clutching her chest and hissing with pain.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK! Atropos cackled. Shut the ******** up! Augh! ********! Even with the extra padding it still hurt like hell!
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:01 am
Apparently the fog monster really wanted her to sit her a** down and watch it kill everyone. The moment Candace attempted to stand up she had a second watermelon slammed against her chest. "Son of a b***h!" Cut that s**t out! It hurt!
She was just glad these weren't, like, implants or something! One of them would've popped just now. God. Stupid watermelons.
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:04 am
Any attempts to smack away incoming watermelon was met with utter failure.
Shouldn't black people have, like, a watermelon immunity or some s**t? Candace was half black. That should've counted for something.
"It's more water than melon it's barely even a real ******** fruit."
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
99
Total: 99 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:06 am
Apparently it did count for something. That or her insult had made the watermelons avoid her. Or something. Or maybe Candace is just ******** awesome and summoned Atropos to speed up her dodges and movements when gliding toward the monster. She made it past the melons.
Like a ******** boss.
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 1
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:10 am
Candace went in to do one of her just plain, old-fashioned, run-of-the-mill kicks. What she didn't anticipate was that the extra weight on her chest would throw her off and make her completely miss her mark. This is bullshit. Candace was used to having an ample chest but not <******** double D.
She missed her real boobs.
HP: 50/50
Damage done: None are you ******** serious, Candace
Charge: 0/3; 0/2 spent
Boss HP: 93
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
17
Total: 17 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:17 am
The monster didn't like Candace trying to hit it. It also didn't like that she said watermelons aren't even a real fruit.
It showed its displeasure by shoving her back. With a watermelon.
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
100
Total: 100 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:18 am
Candace didn't take too kindly to that.
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:19 am
Nope.
HP: 50/50
Damage done: ...I hate you sometimes, Candace. Why did you waste that PERFECT roll.
Charge: 0/3; 0/2 spent
Boss HP: 93
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 36 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:21 am
While recovering from her pitiful miss, a watermelon hit the ground and exploded. Candace squeaked and jumped back away from the explosion, wiping watermelon off her face. Augh it was all over! She was so glad they had real showers back home again. So glad.
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poke mattix rolled 1 100-sided dice:
66
Total: 66 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:25 am
Okay, he felt better now, at least enough to be able to fight. Or attempt to at any rate. How was he supposed to fight with these things in the way? Every time he moved they began to bounce, and man did he feel uncomfortable. Was everyone staring at him?
He was so preoccupied with his cleavage, that he neglected to see the watermelon in front of him, and was sent face first into the sand.
...He need another pep talk.
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:26 am
Candace wants to cry.
HP: 50/50
Damage done: Oh my god
Charge: 0/3; 0/2 spent
Boss HP: 93
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
58
Total: 58 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:29 am
As Candace moved in to attack again there was suddenly a weight on her shoulders from behind. Her eyes widened as she turned to find Allan was clinging to her, eyes wide and...were those sparkles or--oh. No. Those were tears. Why the ******** was Allan crying?! Allan. Why. Was. Allan. Crying.
She looked around desperately for Simon, to flag the Sun assistant down and get Allan off her back.
It was then that the Allan remarked they were hurting mommy's feelings. Candace blinked, giving the Sun lead the most incredulous look. Was (s)he for real?! What was a kokoro? What the hell was even..
...Oh. Oh, now she could smell it.
"Allan, you're drunk."
Apparently Allan didn't care or didn't notice what she was saying. Candace was given a thorough lesson on the importance of nakama and kokoro.
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