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making my own goth/medieval style clothes
Now, I don't know you and there's a good chance that I won't even like you, but you still get instant props for making your own goth gear. Anyone who doesn't submit to the horrible trend of buying your way into a subculture.
Hell, I don't even like the whole goth scene, but still.
Mad props.
Hi guys. I'm Leningrad Cowboy. I don't usually like making the 'list' sort of introduction, but I've got a few minutes and it seems to be the norm here. Might as well go with it.
NameMartin Jan-Christian Klingberg.
AgeOld enough to solve long term problems with short term solutions.
Measurements and suchYou people really are into these, aren't you? Think of the unholy lovechild of Peter Jackson and Danny DeVito, trying to pull a 'young John Lennon' look. You have the beautiful abomination that is me.
All forEven at the risk of sounding like Gary Everygaian, all sorts of music. I, even if I do say so myself, am into a wide range of music. Everything from Ska, reggae and hip hop to heavy-, thrash, power-, speed- and death metal. I'm not so sure about country, though. I really like Johnny Cash, but people say he's country. I disagree. See, country is, no matter how you go about it, s**t. Johnny Cash, however, is not. Therefore Johnny Cash cannot be country. Johnny Cash is Johnny Cash, as only Johnny Cash can be Johnny Cash.
Being truely spontaneous. I don't mean the 'proclaim spontenousness on the internet' act some kids try to pull(
haha. hypocrisy, much?). Climb the statue, scream in the bush, sing with the street performers, decorate the bus stop, hop onto the bench and do stand up. Break the freaking monotone.
I dare the lot of you to go and buy a d***o in clear daylight, on an otherwise normal and boring day and carry it in your hand as you go about your business.
Am I rambling?
Propaganda films. There really isn't a bad one. They're all either hilarious, or inspiring and uplifting.
Making things yourself, as shown way above. I'm studying to become a metal artesan. How cool is that?
Will bring down and abolishZero tolerance drug laws. International legalization of LSD and pot would be big step towards our big groovy destiny as a species.
I'm pretty sure I made a typo somewhere in there.
Political correctness. I will say "
fat", I will say "
ugly", I will say "
retarded" and I will say "
f**". People need to stop being so sensitive, especially about the things that don't really even concern them. I'm fat. I've made social workers very anxious and even angry by saying that out loud. These were people, who were average weight, height, complexion, acne-free and in many ways artificially perfected.
Good christ.
Country. Did I mention it's s**t? 'Cause it is. Shitty shitty s**t s**t.
"
Money is power, so let's all get rich" mentality. Every day I fear that I'll "
grow up" and succumb to it. People keep telling me I should.
Livin' in Finland, baby. The Almost-country. It's almost cold here, we're almost good at hockey, we're almost noticeable economy-wise, we almost have a distinct national identity and we're all almost sure that we'd be better off if we hadn't almost completely separated from Sweden.
Man, that's a long post.
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Betcha nobody will even read this.
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