Destroy a Wish

[Smokeahontas]

you get a microwave, but it turns all your good food into rubber
i wish i could hire a babysitter to babysit my siblings so i could have free weekends  

[misocapnist]

Your wish comes true,but then you die of boredom when you realize everyone else is busy.

I wish for 21st dec to come quickly so i can get on zOMG without lagging like hell.  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

The 21st comes and goes while you are asleep causing zOMG to have an internal meltdown do to time flying by so quickly

I wish for cat food the cats would eat.

But I do not embrace it

 

[Smokeahontas]

the cats get too fat off the food and blow up
i wish i had an actual internet connection instead of this stolen one  

[a e l o v e y o u]

Smokeahontas

the cats get too fat off the food and blow up
i wish i had an actual internet connection instead of this stolen one

You can't have actual internet connection because i'm stealing yours, stealing theirs.

I wish i can pass my frikin' finals without studying for two weeks straight!

 

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

You pass your finales but get caught with the cheat sheet they day your paper is passed back so your professor marks a big failing mark on it as the whole class laughs at you.


I wish this cat would stop meowing at our back door.

But I do not embrace it

 

[Xenephale Fairfeather]

black_leather_biker_chick

Death may surround me......

You pass your finales but get caught with the cheat sheet they day your paper is passed back so your professor marks a big failing mark on it as the whole class laughs at you.


I wish this cat would stop meowing at our back door.

But I do not embrace it

The cat stops meowing after starving to death and you get cited for animal cruelty.
I wish my classmates weren't all idiots.  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

You become stupider then they are thus causing you to be the idiot an not them.

I wish this cat that is meowing out side our back door would find a nice warm home.

But I do not embrace it

 

[Snappy J]

.....The cat finds a nice home inside your refrigerator.

I wish...ugh.........I wiiiiish ughhhh.............I wish I was in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray!  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

You go to Dixie and they kill you while shouting Hooray Hooray.

* I wish that I wasn't cold*

But I do not embrace it

 

[Snappy J]

*Snappy turns on the A/C*

I wish that wishes could be granted in this thread. xD  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

Your wish is granted as being the only wish that was granted and everyone kills you for wasting your wish on something so stupid.

I wish the laundry was dry already

But I do not embrace it

 

[raisedpassion]

you get dry laundry but its shrunk to the size of small kitten clothes.

I wish for a rat collar.  

[Snappy J]

You get a rat noose.

I wish that Aladdin did not have to use his second wish to save himself from drowning.  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

Aladdin does not use his second wish thus causing him to drown.

I wish Passion would get up here so we could take a nap.

But I do not embrace it