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 Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:44 pm
*Luke grabs her and pulls her in for another kiss. He breaks it, smiling wryly.* In that case, I better catch up... *Luke reaches back and pulls his shirt over his head. He has some help taking it off.*
*As Luke makes out with her, he runs his hands over her legs, back, shoulders and up into her hair. Then he pulls her with him down onto the couch.* ...
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 pm
::Sato sits up and rubs at her nose. She looks down at Luke, sprawled on the couch and sticks her tongue out at him, pushing one of his legs off of her::
You made me miss my movie, stud! Now I may never know what the warrior with the massive muscles and tiny c**k did to save the day.
::Sato slides her underwear back on, and with a glance at Luke, slides HIS shirt on too::
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:58 pm
*Luke sits up a little. He throws back his hair, damp with sweat, and pushes out his chest a little. He's trying to get ahold of his breath.* Hey babe, I told you. I've seen this one before. *Luke slides on his boxers and looks to the credits rolling on the screne. He smiles as Sato puts on his shirt.* If you want to know how it ends... all you have to do is ask.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:09 pm
::Sato lets out a deep breath. She was ******** exhausted now. She slugged Luke in the shoulder hard::
********. How about YOU tell me, and I'll grab us some s**t out of the cooler to drink.
::Sato gets up and stumbles over towards the fridge::
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:14 pm
*Luke half-smiles as he makes a sound of pain.* Violent...
*Luke watches her stumble off and thinks, Haha. I did that to her. He falls back against the couch and lets out a deep breath. God, now he had to talk ... in full sentences...*
*gets comfortable* So Conan the Barbarian ... the guy with the muscles and the ... tiny c**k... gets sold into slavery. From there, he gets those huge muscles you see - and he gets so strong - that his owner decides he's not gonna waste him on moving huge ********' rocks. He's gonna take him out of the country to train him to be a gladiator. *siiiigh out again, feeling that nice, five-minutes-after-sex fatigue* Nice guy, right?
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:20 pm
::Sato grabs two sodas and the packs of string cheese::
Reminds me a bit of my boss. The b*****d.
::Sato tosses him a pack of cheese and a grape Tab::
Don't let me forget to get my flightsuit out of your room, stud. Continue, with your story.
::Sato sits down and pops open a pack of string cheese and takes a bite::
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:30 pm
Thank you, baby... *Luke takes the soda. He focuses on the soda... He puts his hand over the can and uses his power to pop the tab.*
So eventually, this guy sets Conan free. Like I said, nice guy and...
*Luke watches Sato eat the string cheese.* You just dive right in there, don't you? Nobody ever showed you how to eat string cheese?
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:32 pm
::Sato takes another bite::
It's ******** food. Doesn't take a rocket scientist. Even the person who wrote the shitty script to this Conan movie could do it. Probably. What happens after he takes off?
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:44 pm
*Luke grins at her and nods an "okay I'll tell the story".* He takes off and what else? Dedicates his life to finding the guy who put him into slavery and making him pay.
From there, he gets together with these two thieves. *explains* One of 'ems the chick with the postage stamps on her boobs. He hooks up with Sandahl ... lots of sex. Remember, we saw that. Anyway... From there, he's in. They're all a team now.
So they rob this group of people - who they find out are involved in a cult. Conan finds out that Thulsa Doom - the bad guy - is behind this cult.
So Conan goes to kill the guy, BUT unfortunately, he gets caught. So now Conan's busted - and since the bad guy is pissed off - he decides to put Conan to death.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:51 pm
::Sato finishes off the string cheese::
Right, what else would he do.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:59 pm
*Luke nods.* Exactly. So to make a long story short ... His two new friends go to rescue him and they save him. BUT the hot, blonde, naked chick gets shot down by an arrow.
*nods* Yeah. It sucks. So now Conan's pissed that they killed his girlfriend. He's ready to go kick some a** and kill some people. He finds the bad guy, and the guy is trying to brainwash people into his cult. There's this long action sequence, where Conan uses his sword to shine light to distract the bad guy. Then, he fights him, and he chops the guy's head off in front of all the people he's brainwashing.
*shrugs* He stops the cult and saves the people. He kills the bad guy, and the movie ends with him walking away - while the empty temple is burning to the ground.
*siiigh, drinks his soda and smiles* It's a long movie.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:07 pm
::Sato snickers::
Wow. What a classic. Its just AMAZING I had never heard of it before.
::Sato slides a finger under the tab on the soda can and pulls up-
and soda starts spraying everywhere. As soon as it starts shooting out, she launches the can across the room::
WHAT THE ********!?!?!
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:12 pm
*Luke bursts out laughing at her. The soda can spins around in the middle of the floor.* What the? ... Holy s**t. *He looks at the expression on Sato's face and laughs all over again.* You can fly experimental spaceships. Gun down the enemy's forces. But Grape Soda ... there is no time to figure that out.
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