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 Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:50 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: neather
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
that whent quickly XD
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:14 pm
second
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Konnichiwa! Genki desu ka?
Stranger: jap?
You: yes V.V it mean hello, how are you
Stranger: good~thx
You: no problem bob!! biggrin
Stranger: how old r u
You: i am 19!!
(Thats a lie!!! what I put for my age))
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:14 pm
third
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi biggrin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:52 pm
fourth
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Way down south in dixie
You: wha-?
Stranger: asl
You: no! I will NOT take my pants off for you!!!!
Stranger: f*****t
You: f*****t!!? f*****t!!? you ARE wat you say <_<
Stranger: good one
Stranger: suck a d**k
You: oh, well, at least im a girl << Why dont YOU suck a d**k!!
Stranger: cause im not gay
You: prove it
Stranger: why is there a computer in your kitchen?
You: just prove it
Stranger: does your husband let you use the computer?
Stranger: shouldnt you be cooking?
You: ._. im not married
You: im widdoed
Stranger: well them
Stranger: so sorry
You: you better be <_<
Stranger: now back to making dinner, later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:16 pm
lol, thats cool. i tried it out XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:57 pm
fifth
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: yes, well, im 29 i am neather (A really bad deiseas) and I live off the coast of canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:01 pm
sixth
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: their coming for me!!!! DX
You: I NEEP HELP O_O
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do u want me to do
You: CALL THE SPIECAL FORCES!!!! CALL THEM!!! DX
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO LATE!!!
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:02 pm
sixth
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: their coming for me!!!! DX
You: I NEEP HELP O_O
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do u want me to do
You: CALL THE SPIECAL FORCES!!!! CALL THEM!!! DX
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO LATE!!!
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:00 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Buon giorno!
You: Com'e stai?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
All I said was "Hello! How are you?" sad
Edit:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Buon giorno!
Stranger: Hello, what's up?
May i know your a/s/l?
I am 21, from spain, looking for a girl that wants to get naked on her cam
You: Io non parlo inglese.
You: Io sono italiano.
Stranger: sei uono o dona?
Stranger: *uomo
You: ******** have disconnected.
I should've left when he said he was from Spain. >_> The languages are too similar.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:59 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, I am Jesus. Please my dear child. Tell me your sins.
You: Jesus!
You: I missed you so much!
You: It's Mary Magdelene!
Stranger: Hello, my child.
You: Are you well, Son of God?
Stranger: Yes, Indeed.
Stranger: Tell me your sins.
You: Very good to hear. And the Heavenly Father is fine as well?
You: Jesus, I am absolved of all sin once I came into your glorious presence!
Stranger: very good
You: Well Jesus, I have to go work the streets again. Talk to you later!
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:36 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: is this Ted?
You: why yes
You: Yes it is
You: Hi Bob ^^
Stranger: hello ted
You: So~ did you get those.... Files I sent you?
Stranger: yes, and i followed all instructions properly
Stranger: i have killed the president of the PETA and hidden the body
you can find your share of the money out in the old fishing spot behind the hollow tree, next to the discarded head
Stranger: thats what you wanted...right ted?
You: Of course!!
You: Thanks
You: But~ What about the secretary?
Stranger: well see..that's the problem, ted
Stranger: i've got her in my truck right now, all tied up and such
Stranger: but i'm not sure what to do
You: hmm
You: Dress up like a mexian robot
You: And then plant drugs on her!
Stranger: but i left my mexian costume at dav'es after the BBQ..
Stranger: can i be a swedish belly dancer?
Stranger: that might fit better to the plan, as well
You: Hmm sure~
You: OMG
You: There after me
You: Ill Get the message
You: Good bye Bob
Stranger: OH NO TED
Stranger: Be safe, you;re a good man
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:15 pm
who149 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: is this Ted? You: why yes You: Yes it is You: Hi Bob ^^ Stranger: hello ted You: So~ did you get those.... Files I sent you? Stranger: yes, and i followed all instructions properly Stranger: i have killed the president of the PETA and hidden the body you can find your share of the money out in the old fishing spot behind the hollow tree, next to the discarded head Stranger: thats what you wanted...right ted? You: Of course!! You: Thanks You: But~ What about the secretary? Stranger: well see..that's the problem, ted Stranger: i've got her in my truck right now, all tied up and such Stranger: but i'm not sure what to do You: hmm You: Dress up like a mexian robot You: And then plant drugs on her! Stranger: but i left my mexian costume at dav'es after the BBQ.. Stranger: can i be a swedish belly dancer? Stranger: that might fit better to the plan, as well You: Hmm sure~ You: OMG You: There after me You: Ill Get the message You: Good bye Bob Stranger: OH NO TED Stranger: Be safe, you;re a good man You have disconnected. that stranger wins ^^
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:01 pm
This one's pretty good.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GOOD GOSH
You: WERE GONNA
You: DIE!
Stranger: I KNOW
You: GET SOME DAMN COVER!
Stranger: IM SCARED
Stranger: ******** WHERE?!
Stranger: WHERE SHOULD I GO
You: *jumps behind a table*
You: FOLLOW MY VOICE!
Stranger: IM LISTENING
Stranger: IM LISTENING
You: OVER HERE!
Stranger: OH NO OH NO!!!
Stranger: I CANT FIND YOU
You: WATCH OUT!
You: DUCK!
Stranger: AAHHHH
Stranger: *ducks*
You: I SEE YOU!
Stranger: HELPPP
You: TO YOUR FREAKIN LEFT!
Stranger: OK PHEW
You: IM HERE!
Stranger: *goes to left*
Stranger: I FOUND YOU
You: *hands you gun*
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT?
You: RUN OUT THERE AND SHOOT ANYONE NOT ON OUR SIDE!
Stranger: OK OK
You: WERE IN A WAR!
You: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH1!!!!
Stranger: OH NO!
Stranger: I THINK I SHOT...
Stranger: THE GENERAL~
Stranger: !!!
You: *runs out there like a maniac*
You: OH s**t!
Stranger: WHAT DO I DO
You: TAHTS NOT GO-
You: *shot*
You: *poofs*
You have disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:08 pm
Rinic the Fox This one's pretty good. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GOOD GOSH You: WERE GONNA You: DIE! Stranger: I KNOW You: GET SOME DAMN COVER! Stranger: IM SCARED Stranger: ******** WHERE?! Stranger: WHERE SHOULD I GO You: *jumps behind a table* You: FOLLOW MY VOICE! Stranger: IM LISTENING Stranger: IM LISTENING You: OVER HERE! Stranger: OH NO OH NO!!! Stranger: I CANT FIND YOU You: WATCH OUT! You: DUCK! Stranger: AAHHHH Stranger: *ducks* You: I SEE YOU! Stranger: HELPPP You: TO YOUR FREAKIN LEFT! Stranger: OK PHEW You: IM HERE! Stranger: *goes to left* Stranger: I FOUND YOU You: *hands you gun* Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT? You: RUN OUT THERE AND SHOOT ANYONE NOT ON OUR SIDE! Stranger: OK OK You: WERE IN A WAR! You: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH1!!!! Stranger: OH NO! Stranger: I THINK I SHOT... Stranger: THE GENERAL~ Stranger: !!! You: *runs out there like a maniac* You: OH s**t! Stranger: WHAT DO I DO You: TAHTS NOT GO- You: *shot* You: *poofs* You have disconnected. WIN
XDD
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:13 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi Punk.
You: Hi Steve.
Stranger: so hows it going Punk?
You: It's going well, Steve.
You: Everything is going according to the plan.
You: Did you get the package I sent you?
Stranger: oh sorry dude. i just heard that a blue waffle was ALREADY invented.
Stranger: we cant do the plan.
You: Damn it!!!!
You: We'll need to think of something else
Stranger: maybe... Make Atlantis Out of sand?
You: hmmm.....
You: Too risky. We have to make it out of mercury.
Stranger: mercury is too expensive.
You: We have to sell the unicorns. We should be able to afford it then.
Stranger: yeah it might just work.
You: Hmmm.... We may be short by 97 cents.
Stranger: let me get a calulator..
Stranger: we would actually short by 82 cents.
Stranger: but. its cheaper just to make it out of Newspaper.
You: good plan.
Stranger: its like. free.
You: But we will need to pay for the paste to stick it all together.
You: Or we could just ask Chuck Nor-
You: *SPLODES*
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny guy 18 here wants to cam with cool girl
You: 30 wants little boys to take off their clothes in front of the camera
Stranger: haha
Stranger: m or f??
You: neither
Stranger: what??
You: I didn't stutter!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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