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 Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:38 pm
"Band is communist"
"Ben, you're an idiot"
"They'll be throwing babies"
"Who said this was a democracy?"
"Ok we'll have a vote!" (0.o)
"Hey! Listen!"
"Set up at the Ipods"
"Just one more time ( 50 one more times later) ok, take a break"
"*breathes heavily into microphone* uh..."
"Your shoes should fit like boats. Boats are comfortable. I like boats."
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:11 pm
Well, this wasn't really funny to ME (ok, it kinda was), but everyone else found it funny.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE David Bowie, so I asked our director if our show next year could be the best of David Bowie. And he's all like "Why? It would only be two minutes long." BURN!!!
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:17 pm
"Ya'll are 'swift'"
"I know it's cold" (95 degree weather)
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:51 pm
Man i have the greatest story ever::
We were getting ready to do a run through of part one...and he started countings us off we were all ready. and he sees a butterfly and says "monarch butterfly on his way to mexico" and starts counting us off again like it was nothing....
hahaha
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:40 pm
My band teacher is funny and corny for some reason.
Band teacher: Okay, what have I told you you do when you get a piece of music?
Saxophone: Eat it?
Band teacher: No. *throws highlighter at sax*
Band teacher: Okay, everyone highlight their key signature so you don't embarrass me by forgetting during the concert. *throws highlighters at random people* *hits some people on head* (flat voice) Oh! I'm so sorry.
(Guess you had to be there.)
Band teacher: *directs with drumstick* *said drumstick flies out of her hands and hits clarinet on head*
Class: *dies laughing*
Me: But those high notes are so hard to play!
Band teacher: I am so sorry. Boohoo. *fake cries* *straight face* Now play them.
Class: *bursts out laughing*
Band teacher: THAT WAS AWESOME MARTHA! YOU KICKED BUTT ON THAT PART!
Martha (my friend): *blushes*
Guys in band: WHOOPWHOOP!
Band teacher: ENOUGH ENOUGH! You can get her number after practice!
Martha: *blushes more*
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:52 pm
Director - I know you've all played the National Anthem, but who hasen't
Toby (Trombone) - *Raises hand*
Director - You've never played the Star Spangled Banner? Toby is a commie!
"Body By Ryan!"
"If you can't understand Passion, then understand "Play loud here"
"Dillion, Nobody wants to see you crouch spread-eagle, Close your legs"
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:16 pm
Wow I don't know if I can compare to some of these other shizite stories.. but:
My band teacher was directing a marching band practice and he told us to go back a set. And all of a sudden we hear a really soft female voice screaming Hello? After Mr. Dugger got off the phone with his wife.. he said.. "My pants called home." OMG IT WAS SOO FUNNY!!
Every band teacher has said this once in a while but he says how we all need to close our mouth and bite down hard. (clarinet) Or blow harder! lol
I just started playing clarinet a year ago because we have a whole s**t load of flutes so he made me switch. Well one day in sectionals, I said I really suck and he said "I know what can fix that, it starts with a P and ends with an ISS.. meaning ICE... it was funny.. WE all paused and then laughed really hard..
During last years band camp he said pink and blue no purple. There can be hot pink and dark blue but ABSOLUTELY NO PURPLE!! it was funny... if u don't get it think!
He calls one sax "Nastay"
The percussionist Joe said he loved Mr. Dugger one time and Mr. Dugger said he Loved him too.. God the things he says.. lol
phew there's a lot more but i don't wanna bore ne one!
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:20 pm
Well, we have this student teacher, Mr. Harriman. And boy, is he crazy! We'll be in class and he'll just come out with this random Spanish stuff. He was talking to the trumpets, and all the sudden says, "Si, comprendes?" It was great. And then he wanted the clarinets(!!!!) to be louder, with a bigger sound, so he said "Mucho gusto" trying to say with a lot of gusto, but really saying nice to meet you. And today he was telling us not to overbake the potatoes, and thanking us for not overbacking the potatoes. Then he was all "Don't climax too soon!" And one day, he wanted the tubas to accent more, so he told them to pimp slap the notes. Great times, great times.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:31 pm
youxonlyxwish Well, we have this student teacher, Mr. Harriman. And boy, is he crazy! We'll be in class and he'll just come out with this random Spanish stuff. He was talking to the trumpets, and all the sudden says, "Si, comprendes?" It was great. And then he wanted the clarinets(!!!!) to be louder, with a bigger sound, so he said "Mucho gusto" trying to say with a lot of gusto, but really saying nice to meet you. And today he was telling us not to overbake the potatoes, and thanking us for not overbacking the potatoes. Then he was all "Don't climax too soon!" And one day, he wanted the tubas to accent more, so he told them to pimp slap the notes. Great times, great times. WOW you just made me and meh friends day.. don't climax too soon.. wow that doesn't compare to my band teacher.. lol wow..
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:34 pm
This happened just yesterday! The trumpets were tounging too hard and Symes (our BD) says, "You don't want to tongue too hard! Don't just jam it in there! A soft tongue is a smoother, more accurate tongue. You want to play your horns, not hurt them!" My whole class was cracking up. Symes didn't really notice that we were laughing but it was really funny. 3nodding xd
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:18 pm
crazy_otaku90 Wow I don't know if I can compare to some of these other shizite stories.. but: My band teacher was directing a marching band practice and he told us to go back a set. And all of a sudden we hear a really soft female voice screaming Hello? After Mr. Dugger got off the phone with his wife.. he said.. "My pants called home." OMG IT WAS SOO FUNNY!! Every band teacher has said this once in a while but he says how we all need to close our mouth and bite down hard. (clarinet) Or blow harder! lol I just started playing clarinet a year ago because we have a whole s**t load of flutes so he made me switch. Well one day in sectionals, I said I really suck and he said "I know what can fix that, it starts with a P and ends with an ISS.. meaning ICE... it was funny.. WE all paused and then laughed really hard.. During last years band camp he said pink and blue no purple. There can be hot pink and dark blue but ABSOLUTELY NO PURPLE!! it was funny... if u don't get it think! He calls one sax "Nastay" The percussionist Joe said he loved Mr. Dugger one time and Mr. Dugger said he Loved him too.. God the things he says.. lol phew there's a lot more but i don't wanna bore ne one! lol you band DB said "no purple...or we will have a Girl bus and a Boy bus"
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:23 pm
Mr. D: "This intro is supposed to SCARE. LITTLE. CHILDREN!"
Trombone: "Sir. I don;t have a plunger..."
Mr. D:"Oh, go shove a baby in your trombone."
Mr. B: "This is a tango! It's supposed to be sssssexy! Rawr."
Clarinet: *some random Spice Girls fact.*
Mr. I: "No, it was definately 1996."
Trombone: "oH SNAP! You've just been out-Spice Girled by Mr. I!"
(you had to be there... And know the people)
Mr. B giving a presentation about jazz: "Improvisation is spontaneous combustion... I mean composition."
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:25 pm
one thime he said "this is so gay"
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:41 pm
"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..." <---that is our band director singing a part of the music during marching rehearsal.
"Woof." <---band director trying to imitate some trumpets...can't really tell how accurate that was, though.
He says a bunch of crazy things, but you really can't know what it's like until you're there and hear his "accents" he puts with the words and the things he relates to them to--surprisingly, they're on topic. eek Oh, he also uses thee, thy, thou, and "...where you be" sometimes.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:56 pm
Number_09 During "The Great Locomotive Chase:" Mr. B - Sam, did you pick a note? Sam: Yeah... Mr. B - What note did you pick? *Sam holds up fingerings* Mr. B - Now, did you PLAY that note? Sam: No... <_< >_> I love that song!
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