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Impish Desires

PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:28 am


Lucid-Servent
amandarose
Lucid-Servent
amandarose
fairy_of_peace
i wish my chips weren't fattining!
granted but now air becomes fattening.

i wish i had blackberries.

Granted, but a monkey touched them before they were exported to the USA, and you contract ebola, and bleed your self to death through every pour in your body.......
I wish I could cure cancer.
granted but the goverment gets wind of it and you mysteriously disappear along with your cancer cure.

i wish my headache would go away.

Granted, but you fall victim to a random kowala attack...

I wish my parents would let me go to my cousins bands gig tonight!!!! scream scream

Granted but on your way there, your car breaks down

I wish I had more broken ink pens.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:39 am


Tarrien
Lucid-Servent
amandarose
Lucid-Servent
amandarose
fairy_of_peace
i wish my chips weren't fattining!
granted but now air becomes fattening.

i wish i had blackberries.

Granted, but a monkey touched them before they were exported to the USA, and you contract ebola, and bleed your self to death through every pour in your body.......
I wish I could cure cancer.
granted but the goverment gets wind of it and you mysteriously disappear along with your cancer cure.

i wish my headache would go away.

Granted, but you fall victim to a random kowala attack...

I wish my parents would let me go to my cousins bands gig tonight!!!! scream scream

Granted but on your way there, your car breaks down

I wish I had more broken ink pens.
granted but you accidentally touch your face when you have ink on your hands and you make yourself a permanent hitler moustache.

i wish people could all just get along...

amandarose


Malice D Blackhart

PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:32 am


amandarose
Tarrien
Lucid-Servent
amandarose
Lucid-Servent

Granted, but a monkey touched them before they were exported to the USA, and you contract ebola, and bleed your self to death through every pour in your body.......
I wish I could cure cancer.
granted but the goverment gets wind of it and you mysteriously disappear along with your cancer cure.

i wish my headache would go away.

Granted, but you fall victim to a random kowala attack...

I wish my parents would let me go to my cousins bands gig tonight!!!! scream scream

Granted but on your way there, your car breaks down

I wish I had more broken ink pens.
granted but you accidentally touch your face when you have ink on your hands and you make yourself a permanent hitler moustache.

i wish people could all just get along...


So do I.

I wish I wasn't such a b***h.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:33 am


Gamer Girl Dusty
amandarose
Tarrien
Lucid-Servent
amandarose
Lucid-Servent

Granted, but a monkey touched them before they were exported to the USA, and you contract ebola, and bleed your self to death through every pour in your body.......
I wish I could cure cancer.
granted but the goverment gets wind of it and you mysteriously disappear along with your cancer cure.

i wish my headache would go away.

Granted, but you fall victim to a random kowala attack...

I wish my parents would let me go to my cousins bands gig tonight!!!! scream scream

Granted but on your way there, your car breaks down

I wish I had more broken ink pens.
granted but you accidentally touch your face when you have ink on your hands and you make yourself a permanent hitler moustache.

i wish people could all just get along...


So do I.

I wish I wasn't such a b***h.
granted but now your all fake and sugary sweet and people hate you anyway. rofl

i wish my boyfriend didn't smoke anymore.

amandarose


Voco Silenti Etc

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:15 pm


amandarose
Gamer Girl Dusty
amandarose
Tarrien
Lucid-Servent

Granted, but you fall victim to a random kowala attack...

I wish my parents would let me go to my cousins bands gig tonight!!!! scream scream

Granted but on your way there, your car breaks down

I wish I had more broken ink pens.
granted but you accidentally touch your face when you have ink on your hands and you make yourself a permanent hitler moustache.

i wish people could all just get along...


So do I.

I wish I wasn't such a b***h.
granted but now your all fake and sugary sweet and people hate you anyway. rofl

i wish my boyfriend didn't smoke anymore.

Granted, only because now he is dead 3nodding

I wish I was a Nercomancer ninja
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:22 pm


Lucid-Servent
amandarose
Gamer Girl Dusty
amandarose
Tarrien
Lucid-Servent

Granted, but you fall victim to a random kowala attack...

I wish my parents would let me go to my cousins bands gig tonight!!!! scream scream

Granted but on your way there, your car breaks down

I wish I had more broken ink pens.
granted but you accidentally touch your face when you have ink on your hands and you make yourself a permanent hitler moustache.

i wish people could all just get along...


So do I.

I wish I wasn't such a b***h.
granted but now your all fake and sugary sweet and people hate you anyway. rofl

i wish my boyfriend didn't smoke anymore.

Granted, only because now he is dead 3nodding

I wish I was a Nercomancer ninja
granted you turn into a neRComancer which isn't anything and you stay the same.

i wish the guild was more active right now.

amandarose


Deadly Saint Sin

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:58 pm


amandarose
Lucid-Servent
amandarose
Gamer Girl Dusty
amandarose
granted but you accidentally touch your face when you have ink on your hands and you make yourself a permanent hitler moustache.

i wish people could all just get along...


So do I.

I wish I wasn't such a b***h.
granted but now your all fake and sugary sweet and people hate you anyway. rofl

i wish my boyfriend didn't smoke anymore.

Granted, only because now he is dead 3nodding

I wish I was a Nercomancer ninja
granted you turn into a neRComancer which isn't anything and you stay the same.

i wish the guild was more active right now.
GRANTED more people randomly talk more , and then they all die

i wish pigs could fly
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:01 pm


Deadly Saint Sin
amandarose
Lucid-Servent
amandarose
Gamer Girl Dusty
amandarose
granted but you accidentally touch your face when you have ink on your hands and you make yourself a permanent hitler moustache.

i wish people could all just get along...


So do I.

I wish I wasn't such a b***h.
granted but now your all fake and sugary sweet and people hate you anyway. rofl

i wish my boyfriend didn't smoke anymore.

Granted, only because now he is dead 3nodding

I wish I was a Nercomancer ninja
granted you turn into a neRComancer which isn't anything and you stay the same.

i wish the guild was more active right now.
GRANTED more people randomly talk more , and then they all die

i wish pigs could fly
granted but everyone never leaves their house for fear of being shat on.

i wish this was the biggest spam guild in gaia.

amandarose


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:03 pm


granted, yet spam piles more and more, until finnally over loading gaia until it crashes and burns, then the riots happen, all the gaians who lost thier accouts are now angry at you for wishing the spam on them and search you out , only to find after killing off all of your family, and friends, and thiers, and thiers and so on, yet your the last person alive cause through the confusion, everyone was linked one way or another to eachother and killed eachother, now ur the last human on earth, and caught a strange venarial disease, which in a weird way makes you internally combust into an atmospheric fireball, which has an unexplainable reaction with our atmosphere, and makes our entire world explode within the next 46 seconds, and starts a chain of exploding planets, then goes onto galaxies until the entire universe implodes into itself, leaving a giant mass of nothingness, thanks for wishing for spam...

i wish for a grilled cheese sandwhich... with ketchup
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:47 pm


granted but the cheese is moldy and the ketchup has worms

I wish I could get a snow day when there's around a foot or more of snow on the ground scream

Impish Desires


Soulshaper

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:08 pm


Granted. 1,000 feet of snow and ice. Congrats, you now don't live in the next ice age. The only thing that survives is a superintelligent shade of blue which consumes all our corpses.

I wish for a superintelligent shade of purple.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:26 pm


Granted, but the purple consumes your flesh as you're still alive.

I wish for a back rub.

A touch overrated.


Malice D Blackhart

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:27 pm


VonSexron
Granted, but the purple consumes your flesh as you're still alive.

I wish for a back rub.



Granted. But it's gonna cost you $120 an hour cool


I wish people understood the concept of this game instead of coming up with s**t that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WISH BACKFIRING scream
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:44 pm


Gamer Girl Dusty
VonSexron
Granted, but the purple consumes your flesh as you're still alive.

I wish for a back rub.



Granted. But it's gonna cost you $120 an hour cool


I wish people understood the concept of this game instead of coming up with s**t that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WISH BACKFIRING scream
Granted. In fact, no one ever does anything to piss you off ever again. But that in turn pisses you off, so a week later you get depressed, and jump off the high school roof onto the tennis courts.

I wish I had six-pack abs...

B4K4_Frenchie


amandarose

PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:32 pm


B4K4_Frenchie
Gamer Girl Dusty
VonSexron
Granted, but the purple consumes your flesh as you're still alive.

I wish for a back rub.



Granted. But it's gonna cost you $120 an hour cool


I wish people understood the concept of this game instead of coming up with s**t that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WISH BACKFIRING scream
Granted. In fact, no one ever does anything to piss you off ever again. But that in turn pisses you off, so a week later you get depressed, and jump off the high school roof onto the tennis courts.

I wish I had six-pack abs...
granted but now you have to spend 5 hours every day at the gym maintaining them.

i wish i had a better cell phone.
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