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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:38 am
I won't make a party in principal office I won't make a party in principal office I won't make a party in principal office I won't make a party in principal office I won't make a party in principal office I won't make a party in principal office today, but tomorrow idk.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:09 am
I will not use jinx spell on Professor Snape I will not use jinx spell on Professor Snape I will not use jinx spell on Professor Snape I will not use jinx spell on Professor Snape I will not use jinx spell on Professor Snape I will not use jinx spell on Professor Snape, but i'll use it for first year
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:35 pm
I will not perform underage magic on goats I will not perform underage magic on goats I will not perform underage magic on goats I will not perform underage magic on goats, unless I really have to.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:52 am
i will not cut chunks out of dumbledore's beard while he sleeps i will not cut chunks out of dumbledore's beard while he sleeps i will not cut chunks out of dumbledore's beard while he sleeps i will not cut chunks out of dumbledore's beard while he sleeps i will not cut chunks out of dumbledore's beard while he sleeps i will not cut chunks out of dumbledore's beard while he sleeps i will not cut chunks out of dumbledore's beard while he sleeps i will not cut chunks out of dumbledore's beard while he sleeps even if it is a bit too long
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:22 am
I will not stalk Harry Potter I will not stalk Harry Potter I will not stalk Harry Potter I will not stalk Harry Potter I will not stalk Harry Potter, until next week
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:36 am
i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told i will do everything i'm told unless i don't want to
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:39 pm
I will not Commit Mass Genocide I will not Commit Mass Genocide I will not Commit Mass Genocide I will not Commit Mass Genocide I will not Commit Mass Genocide...unless I really need to.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:11 am
i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments" i will not use filch's cat as a "target for my experiments",i'll use filch instead!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:36 pm
I will not get hot for the new DADA professor. I will not get hot for the new DADA professor. I will not get hot for the new DADA professor. I will not get hot for the new DADA professor.
Oooh, he's cute! What? He's the new DA-? argh! Not again...
I will not tell the DADA professor I am hot for him, nor come on to him. I will not tell the DADA professor I am hot for him, nor come on to him. I will not tell the DADA professor I am hot for him, nor come on to him. I will not tell the DADA professor I am hot for him, nor come on to him.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:51 pm
I will not attach a sign for Weasely's prank shop to Umbridge's back. I will not attach a sign for Weasely's prank shop to Umbridge's back. I will not attach a sign for Weasely's prank shop to Umbridge's back. I will not attach a sign for Weasely's prank shop to Umbridge's back. I will not attach a sign for Weasely's prank shop to Umbridge's back. I will attach the newestest item from Weasely's prank shop to Umbridge's back.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:00 am
i will stop trying to make snape smile i will stop trying to make snape smile i will stop trying to make snape smile i will stop trying to make snape smile i will stop trying to make snape smile i will stop trying to make snape smile i will stop trying to make snape smile as i now realise how little point there is.grumpy old git!
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:35 pm
I will not teach Peeves how to play drums I will not teach Peeves how to play drums I will not teach Peeves how to play drums I will not teach Peeves how to play drums I will not teach Peeves how to play drums I will not teach Peeves how to play drums I will not teach Peeves how to play drums softly.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:30 am
I will not flirt with boys as part of an attempt to use my germs as a type of biological warfare. I will not flirt with boys as part of an attempt to use my germs as a type of biological warfare. I will not flirt with boys as part of an attempt to use my germs as a type of biological warfare. I will not flirt with boys as part of an attempt to use my germs as a type of biological warfare. I will not flirt with boys as part of an attempt to use my germs as a type of biological warfare, unless I'm really sick.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:58 pm
I will not follow Snape around all day throwing globs of shampoo at his hair I will not follow Snape around all day throwing globs of shampoo at his hair I will not follow Snape around all day throwing globs of shampoo at his hair I will not follow Snape around all day throwing globs of shampoo at his hair I will not follow Snape around all day throwing globs of shampoo at his hair. I'll follow him at night instead.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:55 am
I won't put a cockroach at Luna soup again. I won't put a cockroach at Luna soup again. I won't put a cockroach at Luna soup again. I won't put a cockroach at Luna soup again. I won't put a cockroach at Luna soup again. I won't put a cockroach at Luna soup again. I won't put a cockroach at Luna soup again. I put an ant on it.
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