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 Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 3:50 pm
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 3:54 pm
Eh, he's pretty much the most famous Jewish physicist and the 'ei' thing just cleared anydoubt at all.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 3:55 pm
not many know he was Jewish suprisingly.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 4:02 pm
Really? It was always common knowledge in the Jewsh nerd circles I travel in. He invented the Atomic Bomb that ended World War Two.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 4:07 pm
for many people E=mc/2(energy = mass times the speed of light squared) Is now E=mc hammer
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 4:52 pm
hateyou the warlock for many people E=mc/2(energy = mass times the speed of light squared) Is now E=mc hammer ROFL! Isn't it ironic he gave us a way to produce more energy than is needed - something which could power a galaxy of humans with ease - and we used it to make a death machine... Nobel (inventor of TNT and therefore mines/explosives/grenades etc.) and Einstein go in a special corner of the afterlife, where people get lots of pats on the shoulders and cups of teas as angels whisper words of comfort, because they know their discoveries caused more pain and anguish than they could imagine.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:28 pm
Tesla almost found a way to give free electricity to everyone around the world, but his funding suddenly dried up as his supporters suddenly realized that free + energy does not = profit
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:38 pm
I have eyes that cannot see, A tongue that cannot taste and a soul that will never die. Who am I
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:16 pm
A shoe / pair of shoes? A few of these, though not this one,appeared in an AWESOME book called The Adventures of Rabbi Harvey. Did you get them from there or are they just classic? I mean, there was one I'd heard another place... BTW, I TOTALLY RECOMMEND THE BOOK. IT'S GREAT. Also, I'm told there is a sequel I have not yet read:
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:47 pm
Yes, it's very witty; I recommend you look into it, it's just a little comic and won't take too much from your day.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:11 pm
(Corrected)
There are three men in prison, one has perfect vision, the other can only see out of one eye, and the last one is completely blind. The warden comes in and makes them a deal. "I have with me five hats, three white and two red". "I will put one hat on each of your heads and take the other two away". "You will only be able to see the hats on the other two prisoners heads". "Judging by the hats the other two have on you will have to guess what color the hat on your head is". "If you guess correctly you will be set free, if you guess incorrectly, you will be hung".
The man with perfect vision looks and says, "I don't know what color hat I have on".
The man with one operational eye looks around and says, "I can't tell what color hat I have on".
The blind man says, "Judging from that the other two people have said, I can tell that color hat I have on, I have a __________ hat."
With that statement he was set free while the other two were hung. What color hat did he have on and how could he tell?
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:56 pm
There were 5 hats, and only 4 were coloured at all?
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:38 am
Is anyone going to take a shot at my riddle?
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:50 am
hateyou the warlock Is anyone going to take a shot at my riddle? DP will be along shortly.
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