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 Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:55 pm
I pick up the chicken bone and pick my teeth with it. I get a blood borne disease and die.
I drop a bass drum.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:49 pm
I pick up the bass drum and attempt to pla it. I hit it with all my strength and it breaks. Turns out it was a portal to another planet in another galzy. The aliens catch me and eat my brains. I live, but then I die from lack of oxygen.
I drop an angry chipmunk as I am sucked into the portal.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:47 pm
I make eye contact with the angry chipmunk....bad idea. It mauls me to death.
I drop a sand wedge.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:29 pm
i cant make out wat a sand wedge is used for so i sit there and ponder the thought and eventually die from to much confuzelation as they take me to my coffin...........
i drop a jar of fluff whee (yummmmm)
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:22 pm
i try some fluff and it becomes addicting. i continue to eat it untill it runs out and then i get some more and then some more and then some more yum. unfourtunatly the calories start to pack on and i become an obese fatso taht can bareley role out of bed, and suffer from a severe heart attack. oh well.
i drop santa clause.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:49 pm
i say hi to santa claus and it turns out he is a mass murderer he kills me and i drop toilet paper on my way falling down
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:28 pm
I don't see the roll of toilet paper and step on it. It causes me to lose my balance and fall to the ground impaling myself on a tea cozy.
I drop a newspaper.
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:23 pm
i pick up the newspaper only to find that it is a mutated crocadile that bites my hand off and i bleed to death. i drop a baby dino.
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:42 pm
i was walking down the street and saw this cute baby dino but then it mutates and bites my head off
i drop a gold coin and on it it says make 3 wishes
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:30 pm
i pick up the coin read it and i see that it says 3 whishes and i die from all the exitment!
i drop a stuff elephant
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:27 pm
I tried to pick up the stuff elephant when a car bangs me,i drop a hair conditioner.
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:53 pm
i accedently eat the conditioner thinking its frosting and i get poisend i drop a peanut
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:08 pm
I pick up the peanut and eat it. I have a server allergic reaction and die from a heart attack.
I drop a snow flake.
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:19 am
the snow flake melts and i slip and crake my head open there for bleeding to death i drop a book
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:03 am
I try to read the book, but it is titled "How to Kill yourself. I read it and follow the instructions. I live through all the suicide attempts. As I am walking sadly home, I fall of a cliff and die.
I drop a grenade.
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